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by artymac
Thu 20th Jan 2011 02:54 am
Forum: Personal
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 11
Views: 3520

Re: Birthdays

Ah "Dimon",... That "Edgar Allan Poe" was another one who had to wait 'til he was died before all the 'Benjamins' arrived. Life imitating art. Was "Herman Melville" not in the same boat...but not too poor to begin with, then death, a few years later he gets the acclaim,...
by artymac
Thu 20th Jan 2011 01:28 am
Forum: Fun
Topic: JOKES.
Replies: 478
Views: 91271

Re: JOKES.

What's the difference between Whinnie Mandela and a pigeon in Trafalgar square?

A pigeon in Trafalgar square stands a chance of sittin' on top o' Nelson's column! :shock: :? :shock: :mrgreen:

Please note, after the "watershed" :lol:
by artymac
Wed 19th Jan 2011 01:45 pm
Forum: Personal
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 11
Views: 3520

Re: Birthdays

You got me thinking "Spidergawd" and i had a look at the 'hatches and dispatches' for today and it was pretty busy, but you'd expect that :lol: "Janice Joplin" had her 'ass slapped' for the first time on this day( Maybe that's what got that voice started 8) ) as did Princess Marg...
by artymac
Wed 12th Jan 2011 02:02 pm
Forum: Fun
Topic: Funny Youtube Videos
Replies: 279
Views: 63314

Re: Funny Youtube Videos

That's a very troubled man in a wheelchair. Probably more so when he got through those doors!
by artymac
Tue 11th Jan 2011 02:14 pm
Forum: Headshops and Paraphernalia
Topic: Vaporizers
Replies: 68
Views: 11189

Re: Re:

Vape definitely revolutionized my ganja lifestyle. Makes it much more cost effective and efficient and smooth Well i finally got some weed to put in my vaporiser. "Bleak", i'm pretty sure after last night's two sessions and the start of the session i'm now in!! Inbetween which, i managed ...
by artymac
Sun 9th Jan 2011 08:04 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Football fans ?
Replies: 3346
Views: 325649

Re: Football fans ?

That was very unlucky "stecleary84" and for a very tidy sum of money. You could have had a good few long trips over to the dam if that had of came in :lol: :lol: No wonder the name "Jagielka" leaves a sour taste in your mouth :roll: There was a Middlesbrough player who used to do...
by artymac
Sun 9th Jan 2011 01:57 am
Forum: Fun
Topic: JOKES.
Replies: 478
Views: 91271

Re: JOKES.

Oh dear artymac that was pure cheese!!!! :wink: But funny all the same, thankfully I dont need to practice the accent too much :lol: Have a heart "Rufus", we're talkin' "Frank Carson" here :lol: :lol: If that were "Roy Chubby Brown", it would've been "3 years fir ...
by artymac
Sun 9th Jan 2011 01:37 am
Forum: Sport
Topic: Football fans ?
Replies: 3346
Views: 325649

Re: Football fans ?

il take full blame for your docket being fuck early on, i backed leeds something i should never do. i had leeds, liverpool and ipswich to win. 468/1 it was worth a bet No blame needed to be taken "stecleary84", but it was a very nice offer 8) I take it "Leeds Utd" are your team ...
by artymac
Sat 8th Jan 2011 02:57 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Football fans ?
Replies: 3346
Views: 325649

Re: Football fans ?

Well that's the "fixed odds" coupon fucked by the very first game played (as per usual :evil: ) and now as is customary, i will hope and pray that the team responsible gets severely fucked and put out the cup. "COME ON YOU LEEDS" Get it right up them. Football makes me do the stu...
by artymac
Fri 7th Jan 2011 09:34 pm
Forum: Sport
Topic: Boxing
Replies: 311
Views: 59117

Re: Boxing

Just got a text telling me the same sad news "ftcarer".
He may be a bit of a mystery to any of the over seas, or younger British boxing fans, but he was a good all round boxer.
1 loss in 38 bouts, to "Lennox Lewis", the pal tells me. Knocked off his motorbike.
by artymac
Fri 7th Jan 2011 09:17 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: Pick your best AC/DC song
Replies: 20
Views: 5304

Re: Pick your best AC/DC song

Cheers "Marco", a lovely little link, to a song that is sadly sometimes overlooked, has a fantastic driving beat and is a great sing along as well :twisted: "Hello Howard, how yah doin' friend.....next door neighbour....Get your fuckin' jumbo jet outta my airport!!" :lol: :lol: W...
by artymac
Fri 7th Jan 2011 03:03 pm
Forum: Fun
Topic: JOKES.
Replies: 478
Views: 91271

Re: JOKES.

Well "Rufus", here's another corny one that dear old "Frank Carson" gave the world.(Imagine the voice, it makes it so much funnier :lol: ) A young lad's up in court in front of the judge for stealing a bar of soap. The judge has one look at him and says, "3 years" and b...
by artymac
Fri 7th Jan 2011 01:27 am
Forum: Music
Topic: Pick your best AC/DC song
Replies: 20
Views: 5304

Re: Pick your best AC/DC song

"Marco" this is my sort of thread 8) Typed the wrong pass word in trying to login as i was too eager to post a reply and trying to narrow down my choice :lol: There's too many :twisted: (never has a smilie been more apt) "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" is an album that should be na...
by artymac
Thu 6th Jan 2011 04:30 pm
Forum: Films & TV
Topic: what film(s) are u watching
Replies: 691
Views: 106764

Re: what film(s) are u watching

Colina wrote:CANNAHUANA the moweed

and previous I watched 'operation pipeworks' :mrgreen:
Was that a recent drama/documentary set in "Northern Ireland" :lol: :lol:
Only kiddin' "Colina", that was a little winter weather joke for our friends in "N.I." :wink:
by artymac
Wed 5th Jan 2011 10:19 pm
Forum: Legalisation and Campaigning
Topic: Is there a future for Dutch coffeeshops...?
Replies: 102
Views: 16989

Re: Is there a future for Dutch coffeeshops...?

Ahhh, there's nothing like livin' it "Rufus"...and if this 'mouse' i'm using doesn't start shapin' up, it's in line for some dire domestic abuse :shock: ( I'm beginnin' to think throwin' a real one at the screen might give better results :wink: )