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Get the most direct train to Centraal Station ASAP, and run to the nearest coffeeshop, and buy the highest grade strain of the herb they can sell you, and smoke as much as you humanly can, then buy as many space cakes you can eat, and then proceed to eat the space cakes on your way back to Schipol.

Battlefield's travelogue -- by a mile.

And the absurd and tragic thing is that Amsterdam and the rest of The Netherlands are gradually but steadily moving against the herb. I stand firm in my belief that there aren't many problems in this world sufficient amount of the herb can't solve. I dare say that if the herb is not only legalized, ...

I don't understand.

It has all been written on the Bible. Genesis 1:29-30.

God promised us.

Why is this happening?

I do not see the police being so diligent when going after the financiers on Wall Street or the politicians in D.C.

What has the herb ever done against anyone?

I would munch down 5 or 6 space cakes before going on the flight, to maximize and prolong the Amsterdam experience.

Holla back exclusive!

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"Hi whats the name of strongest weed i can try out in amsterdam? I want to be higher than 747 going to heaven . . .
Holla back exclusive." -- Battlefield2

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I don't know about you, but this series of posts from battlefield2 is about the most freaking hilarious postings I have seen online.

Best travelogue ever!

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Good to see that you are wise enough to ship out to Heaven before the shit hits the fan.

Amsterdam is a truly, truly, magical place -- it has got to be the HQ of Heaven.

I wish I have the courage to liquidate everything and just move to Amsterdam.

I spent about 80 euro per day on hotel. On top of hotel, I spent about 60 euro per day on food, drinks and weed. I alternate between eating out at cheap steak places and at Burger King -- so maybe that is why I managed to keep it at about 60 euro per day. Oh, and I managed to save loads of money by ...

Hahahah, looking at your photos, I just remembered how some of the buildings in Amsterdam looked crooked and not straight when I was stoned.

And from your photos, it seems that some of the buildings in Amsterdam indeed looked crooked -- or was your camera as stoned as I was?

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You can't stay for more than 45 minutes in a coffee shop?

Seriously?

I stayed for several hours in each coffee shop without problems -- maybe it is because I keep buying drinks and milkshakes and orange juice, like one per hour.

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The cat at de Dampkring is very cool. It sat behind me on a chair while I smoked there for couple of days. Hahaha. It would sit on the table in front of you while you are stoned. Very cool.

The more i think about this the more I reckon it is totally unenforcable, the cops must be seething about this as it will take more time away from catching people who are actually fucking criminals, it is definitely just a childish idea coming from a bunch of motherfucking christians just because s...

Amsterdam is truly a magical place. And to top that off, the Dutch are an amazingly cool people. Now they are going to change all this? Why?!?! Why all these lies and propaganda about Marijuana? God has created this plant, and the plant has been growing long before we human walk the earth. Marijuana...