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Day 1: Tues. November 19, 2013 The smell of coffee awakens me; we must be closing in on Amsterdam!!! The excitement of pending arrival knocks away any sand leftover from the sandman. Bong, who’s been awake the entire flight, is happy I’ve awakened and he quickly leans over and gives me a good mornin...

Travel Day: Mon. November 18, 2013 I think setting the alarm clock on travel day is a bit redundant, as I’m awake NINETY minutes before it is even supposed to go off!! I cannot believe it’s been a year since Bong and I set foot in Amsterdam. We did have a summer trip to New York this year for tattoo...

Thanks for all the great comments!! I love meeting everyone almost as much as I love the coffeeshop scene itself! I'm glad you all allow me to share my thoughts, albeit a bit scattered, my photos, and a smoke or three! ...I am FINALLY ready to start writing about last year...and I have a LOT of note...

matty223 wrote:you left of the 26th last year?? i cant remmeber

No...we left on the 26th in 2012! I will begin to write last year's report...later today...hopefully posting by the weekend!

Monday, November 26, 2012 Maybe if I don’t open my eyes, it won’t be tomorrow…today…whatever. Sigh. We leave today and there is NO getting around it. Bong is leaving before I do. I make sure his day begins with such intense sights and sensations that he’ll replay every single one for months ahead. (...

Sunday, November 25, 2012 Bong assures that this day, my birthday, begins and stays all about me. After a long stretch of me, me, me, I insist he join me. I insist. You see, my birthday wishes include simultaneous release… Happy. I feel rather light-headed from bliss, but I push through it, getting ...

Rest in Peace, Nanny... She would have been 14 next month...

I am just BURSTING with joy because I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO proud of you! OMFG.

Rock Star.

'nuff said...

um, yes...I AM dating my Bong...lol...

http://www.hightimes.com/read/11-hints- ... -your-bong

Saturday, November 24, 2012 How can I still feel this? Every morning, I am SO ready to get up, get down, and get dirty. That’s exactly what we do. How many more times will be enough? I don’t think there’s a number... We just enjoy the sweet tenderness of another bliss-filled morning. The satisfactio...

Day 9 / Fri., November 23, 2012 Hazy, morning consciousness begins to clear as my sensory receptors are awakened. Electricity seems to move from one erect nipple to the next and the sleep-paralysis in my arms is cured. Instinctively, favors are returned and soon sleep is a distant memory. Sound fill...

Simply pointing out that it is a general reference to the cookie-cutter country music themes...and that particular song has all the elements, since it is a parody. Anyone knowing the Bloodhound Gang and listening to that particular song, quickly realizes this is not their genre. And the absolutely r...

I actually like the Bloodhound Gang, I fail to see your reference to " sing songs about sex and 18 wheelers,drinking beer and beating yer wife" again, enjoy your trip! peace out! sex: "I'm parkin' the beef bus in Tuna Town if you know what I mean... Got to nail her back at her traile...

LMFAO...

the absolute BEST country parody I've ever heard...or in this case, read...

Bloodhound Gang rules!

Just to clear up one of the questions:

elasticband wrote:what the fuck are you on about when you say "drinking beer and beating yer wife?"

USBONGLORD wrote: sing songs about sex and 18 wheelers,drinking beer and beating yer wife .

Country music reference