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[spidergawd]

Excellent reportage there mate
I'll have to explore that part of town myself, maybe in April I hope.

[gapie]

dunno about the la from boerejongens la fakecon lol

[ftcarer]

bloody good read smirks

[hestia]

excellent read Smirks

[Occasional Bowl]

"The hash was produced from the guy’s trouser pocket, unwrapped." - Flashback sounds classy!

[treetop]

agreed. I mean at least have a layer of clingfilm between the hash and the inside of the pocket.

[Smirks]

Not stinking of BO would be beneficial too.

[treetop]

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spammers are taking it to the next level

[Mike93]

Great read Smirks, thanks

[gapie]

updatew please
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https://www.thedankden.com/gapie/
look out spammie over here

[Occasional Bowl]

agreed. I mean at least have a layer of clingfilm between the hash and the inside of the pocket.

Of course he could have cut the pockets out of his trousers and had his stash Blu tac'd to his penis! Very easy to dispose of down the trouser leg if the cops are chasing you...

[Smirks]

Thanks for the comments. Been pretty busy for the last week, but will get round to finishing this off soon.

[Smirks]

Catch 33

Had not finished my write up of this place, but here goes…

The shop was empty when I entered. It's on a canal, round the corner from de Republik. The set up, like many local places is for a buy/fly area in the front and a saloon style buzz through door into the Moroccan looking lounge at the back. It was empty but I could see through the window that it looked pretty chilled and well equipped. Firm but comfy benched sofa along the length of the right hand wall, with lots of cushions. A big screen TV and several internet terminals at the back.

I could see they had a couple of bongs for use as well. One glass and another plastic.

Perused the menu and although the place looks better for hash, I was still in daytime mode, so went for some Strawberry haze. Cant remember price but in the 10-12 per g range i think. Bud/bar tender had only limited English and was relatively unfriendly with it. No real problem when making the purchase or buying a drink, but when i asked to borrow a bong things got a little strange.

He passed me a plastic bong and I asked to use the glass instead.

"Not working" he said. Looked ok to me and I told him this. He shrugged and told me I couldn't have it anyway and shoved the plastic one back at me.

Fair enough, I'm not a local, maybe its reserved for use by regulars. So I take the bong. Meanwhile he serves a few buy and flyers and when he is done I ask if there are any screens i can use, as it had no gauze in it. He searched around, visibly getting a little annoyed at having to locate them. After finding them he produces a packet of screen and says "half a euro."

I looked at him a little quizzically. Really?

I asked him if he was sure I really had to pay for a screen? Affirmative. I enquired about whether half a euro was for the whole packet? Only one, he shot back. Half a euro or no screen.

Paid a whole euro and told him to keep the change.

Spent about an hour and a half there in the back room. A couple of locals came in as well. I didn't really engage any of them beyond pleasantries, but they seemed friendly enough. Not really sure why I stayed so long, given that the bt was such a knob, but anyway, I drifted off into strawberry thoughts and it was quite pleasant. The weed was middle of the road - generic hazy taste, strawberry…. whatever, but it was OK.

So ended my first and presumably last visit to Catch 33….. and now for the 22….was it really worth it to skin me for the gauze? Just my 50 cents worth...

[TwoCanucks]

Nice write up Smirks, enjoying it a lot. What a prick that guy was, sounds like a miserable dink.

Should have asked how much to use the toilet...unreal.

Good seeing ya again, stay high

[gapie]

lol u got the picture with 50cents screen lol