Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Clandestine Den of Wylde Pissers
This wasn't a waste of my time!
I don't take drugs, I am Drugs.
- USbongLord
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Clandestine Den of Wylde Pissers
I am not making novembers spoon out of sogouda and cheisel
rockin into the night
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I'm not annoyed at all at Bong's comment as I'm not sitting here bashing the keyboard wishing I was going this year.
I don't take drugs, I am Drugs.
Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Clandestine Den of Wylde Pissers
See you guys at the HT Cannabis Cup.
Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
Looking forward to being in town post-Cup, specifically to knock uncle unctuous into a filthy canal.
Getting their tedious associate in the water would be a happy bonus.
As added insult, they will be pissed on from the quay and the entire episode recorded for YouTube posterity.
Anyone wishing to be a part of this, take a number and queue to the right.
Easy, easy...no jostling or fighting for position.
Maybe this should be in the Random thread or travel plans forum.
Getting their tedious associate in the water would be a happy bonus.
As added insult, they will be pissed on from the quay and the entire episode recorded for YouTube posterity.
Anyone wishing to be a part of this, take a number and queue to the right.
Easy, easy...no jostling or fighting for position.
Maybe this should be in the Random thread or travel plans forum.
- Doc Holliday
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
I wish I would have taken the brilliant advice about bitcoins and how "the process of mining bitcoin does involve running software..., ect." and how 'great of investment' they are, and just invested the farm on buying everyone that I could get my hands on. I think they are going to bounce back quickly after Silk Road's fall based on it being a solid electronic currency. Certainly the NSA has probably already deleted the names of anyone who was selling/buying on there as well; just to protect the citizen's First Amendment rights of course! After all, the government is a non-intrusive entity just there to protect you.
- redeyezman
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
I'm not gonna use the force, the way Yoda uses the force.
Shells sink. Dreams float.
- TwoCanucks
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- USbongLord
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
Grey area is the best shop in Amsterdam
rockin into the night
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I am part of an international ilegal human organ trading ring. everytime a messege about kitchens is posted on this board its code for gapie that his new lungs are ready. He has helped us well over the years, bringing us many stoned tourists to organ harvest. this is his reward.
also I have definitely not been making a living since I moved here stealing cats late at night and waiting for the reward posters to appear.
House prices and rents in Amsterdam are so cheap it's unbeleavable!
Bulldog has fantastic quality weed, second in quality only to the grasshopper.
there is nothing scary about riding a bike in rush hour amsterdam after dabbing. it's actually very relaxing.
dampkring is a wonderful place to sit in whist on truffles, especially if this is your first time tripping.
I often go days, sometimes weeks, without visiting a coffeeshop or drug dealer
I havent been eating food that should be dessert for breakfast since I moved here either
Gapies walking pace is, like all dutch people's, a slow and unhurried wander.
pickwick tea is so much nicer than tetly and pg tips.
also I have definitely not been making a living since I moved here stealing cats late at night and waiting for the reward posters to appear.
House prices and rents in Amsterdam are so cheap it's unbeleavable!
Bulldog has fantastic quality weed, second in quality only to the grasshopper.
there is nothing scary about riding a bike in rush hour amsterdam after dabbing. it's actually very relaxing.
dampkring is a wonderful place to sit in whist on truffles, especially if this is your first time tripping.
I often go days, sometimes weeks, without visiting a coffeeshop or drug dealer
I havent been eating food that should be dessert for breakfast since I moved here either
Gapies walking pace is, like all dutch people's, a slow and unhurried wander.
pickwick tea is so much nicer than tetly and pg tips.
Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
Angelina Jolie once tried to adopt me and I have heard that Gapie once fed 5000 ACDers with 5 oliebollen and 5 Haring.
- geekymonkey
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
I love Christmas. Especially the presents. There's something about shopping that fills me with god's love.
Because life is too short to smoke bad bud.
Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
geekymonkey wrote:I love Christmas. Especially the presents. There's something about shopping that fills me with god's love.
... your punishment will be that you spend eternity Christmas shopping at Wal-Mart, as in Ground Hog Day.
...
Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
A consortium of investors, including matty223 and myself, have taken over the lease on the former H1 rental apartment. Renovations are underway to make it more stoner friendly, including house bongs and vaporizers, a continuous grow tent (for amusement only), and a zip line over Lijnbaansgracht and across Marnixstraat to the building opposite, where another apartment has been secured as a landing pad. Sign the liability waiver, and you can zip unabated.
We've also secured some dock space in front of the building, and will be operating a stoner boat tour, weather permitting. There will also be a tie-dye painted canal bike for renter use.
There will be a margarita machine and a stripper pole installed soon, along with a modest Jacuzzi on the terrace.
Although you may not need it with the terrace-based outdoor grill, Amsterdam's best food delivery will all be on speed dial, as will Eerste Hulp from down the straat, available for select very special deliveries by mini-drone, weather permitting.
Rents will be low, around €60 per person, per night.
No deposit needed, because stoners are always dependable, right?
No cleaning fees, because stoners are never filthy, right?
We've also secured some dock space in front of the building, and will be operating a stoner boat tour, weather permitting. There will also be a tie-dye painted canal bike for renter use.
There will be a margarita machine and a stripper pole installed soon, along with a modest Jacuzzi on the terrace.
Although you may not need it with the terrace-based outdoor grill, Amsterdam's best food delivery will all be on speed dial, as will Eerste Hulp from down the straat, available for select very special deliveries by mini-drone, weather permitting.
Rents will be low, around €60 per person, per night.
No deposit needed, because stoners are always dependable, right?
No cleaning fees, because stoners are never filthy, right?
- Waldo Swan
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Re: Ye Olde Lyars Club & Filthy Den of Wylde Pissers
The Bulldog has the best weed.
I come in peace. Take me to your pizza!