Body Scanners schipol

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Fri 9th Jul 2010 12:46 pm

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe wrote:Yeah my plan of attack now is for a package a day to be posted priority to home, not gonna chance it anymore if Belfast has beefed up the customs, Bastards should reallt have better things to do.

Aye, that's my plan too

Kingdoc · Post by **Kingdoc** » Fri 9th Jul 2010 04:09 pm

Rufus wrote:
Kingdoc wrote:
Rufus wrote:I panic about passing through the throngs of really big mean looking customs officials in Belfast, seeing the blue latex gloves sends a shiver down the spine - I'm just waiting for them to stop me and that's when I know I've nothing to worry about, I just feel as guilty as

Yea! i saw them all here like hyenas with me last time,They were visibly dispointed when they found nothing! i was not happy like.
Feel for ya!! You've no luck over there - what's the craic with so many police roaming around Glasgow airport?? I was there on Thurs, crazy feckin stuff

I live in edinburgh mate,Glasgow is 50+ miles away,But yea they are d**ks like.

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Fri 9th Jul 2010 06:24 pm

Kingdoc wrote:
Rufus wrote:
Kingdoc wrote:

Yea! i saw them all here like hyenas with me last time,They were visibly dispointed when they found nothing! i was not happy like.
Feel for ya!! You've no luck over there - what's the craic with so many police roaming around Glasgow airport?? I was there on Thurs, crazy feckin stuff

I live in edinburgh mate,Glasgow is 50+ miles away,But yea they are d**ks like.

Sorry Kingdoc I just saw Scotland and conveniently ignored the Edinburgh bit, I know the two aren't beside each other

perhaps the old brain cells are dying off for some reason

mattstar · Post by **mattstar** » Fri 9th Jul 2010 10:09 pm

The package never came

ahh well try agen next year!

Kingdoc · Post by **Kingdoc** » Fri 9th Jul 2010 10:28 pm

Rufus wrote:
Kingdoc wrote:
Rufus wrote: Feel for ya!! You've no luck over there - what's the craic with so many police roaming around Glasgow airport?? I was there on Thurs, crazy feckin stuff

I live in edinburgh mate,Glasgow is 50+ miles away,But yea they are d**ks like.
Sorry Kingdoc I just saw Scotland and conveniently ignored the Edinburgh bit, I know the two aren't beside each other perhaps the old brain cells are dying off for some reason

Ah dont worry about it.

ColinQ · Post by **ColinQ** » Sat 4th Sep 2010 02:32 am

ive been through schipol 3 times this year with small amounts on me and in my bag. This is when its been me and my friends or me n my mum travelling with a budget airline. I find their security to be very relaxed

spireax · Post by **spireax** » Sat 4th Sep 2010 09:27 am

don't think there using the body scanners at schipol at the moment. we didn't use 'em ine early august just the usually belt off, walk through metal scanners, and I'm pretty sure that's what they were doing last year as well. Could depend on where your flying to I guess

donpacino · Post by **donpacino** » Sat 4th Sep 2010 11:08 am

I know it isnt schipol, but me and my mrs got caught at french customs with 5.5 gms each and they got really heavy for a while and then they relaxed a bit and we ended up with a 90 euro fine and was sent packing. I have been through schipol loads of times before and have never got caught before, guess what way i am travelling home next time i go again?

codejd · Post by **codejd** » Sat 4th Sep 2010 11:21 am

spireax wrote:don't think there using the body scanners at schipol at the moment. we didn't use 'em ine early august just the usually belt off, walk through metal scanners, and I'm pretty sure that's what they were doing last year as well. Could depend on where your flying to I guess

yeah i believe they are in place for departure to America though...i had NEVER seen them prior to this trip but let me tell you they ARE there

the image it showed of me after only a brief moment was absolutely stunning...as i came out on the other side and the security guard asked me to empty my pockets i couldn't believe the detail it was showing and i was very glad to have dumped my last little stash bag at one of the trash receptacles at the airport

Dave J · Post by **Dave J** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 04:06 pm

I've been wandering about these scanners as I've a m8 going next month and he was thinking about bringing a little back as he dont bother smoking at all here and just wants a few g's for the weekend he gets back I think.

Anyways dont the scanners only work down to body level?, meaning only making the clothes kind of invisable?. In which case wont sticking a few g's in a condom and sticking it up the shitter be ok as far as the scanners are concerned?. As when I recall reading on them a year or so ago they dont\cant see into the body at all?.

Also as I'm unsure if he's willing to smoke any shit back home when it's been mixing with his own shit I'm wandering about a trick I used to do.

Could he not stick a few g's of hash or weed into a middle pouch pouch on a multipack of tobbaco pouches and take that as either hold or hand luggage?. That has worked for me in the past but unsure if they use the scanners for luggage to these days.

chichi · Post by **chichi** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 04:39 pm

Too bad you guys don't have vaginas.

Ash333 · Post by **Ash333** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 04:43 pm

chichi wrote:Too bad you guys don't have vaginas.

But its an either/or thing. Either a vagina or the ability to drive.

chichi · Post by **chichi** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 04:45 pm

hehe I spewed my orange juice!

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 05:23 pm

Dave, if your mate is only taking carry on luggage tell him to put a couple of grams in 1 baggie and just leave it in a dirty pair of jeans, if (I say if as I've carried a few grammages this way more than once) stopped you just play dumb, dutch customs will more than likely just take it off him and that'll be that, over UK side the maximum he'd get is a fine.

*Disclaimer* if anyone tries this and gets caught, strip searched, anally searched or whatever then it has fuck all to do with me.

@ Ash.

spireax · Post by **spireax** » Thu 9th Sep 2010 06:00 pm

I generally 'forget' quite abit when I'm on the way back, I've rolled a few pure spliffs and 'forgotten' they were in the bottom of my bag, my jeans usually have a g or so that I 'forgot about'. You can forget quite a bit when you put yr mind to it