Stupid Question

[Boner]

Dave, I've never been asked for my passport, if they do anything they should take a photo copy and then destroy it when you leave (in front of you), it is law to carry ID as well.

[Dava]

Nah, Cornish and a Bavarian slice or Bacon roll and Coffee B4 11:30


Get the Greggs thread started

nononono, either sausage,bean,cheese melt, w/vanilla slice. or the mexican oval bite!

[Marco]

My dear Hickey, you sound like a lovely fellow.

We all remember what is like to be 17 or 15 and wanting to get fucked up. Trust me, you are not alone. But what everyone nicely tried to tell you, is that you are risking a real nightmare for other people...whose jobs depend on the coffeeshops.

Think about it! And the reason you are not hearing from Dutch people is there are not many (any) as regular ACD posters.

Please, stay the fuck away from the good shops, if you must, take your brother to Barney's (

[moby69]

But the trips booked and paid for !
And his brother will be legal in 30 days !

[Marco]

So I've just received a PM from 'hickeydermot'!
You all know the guy .
The guy who said he wouldn't ''passively aggressively wind up people''
The guy who with the press of some keys insulted all Canadians and French.
The guy who said he wouldn’t ''talk shit on the internet ''.
The guy who said if anyone ''gets personal again ill report you to lemming ''.
The pm consisted of just the following , ''you're a faggot''.
Although initially puzzled my first thought was 'BRILLIANT!', the guy is quite obviously a genius in an Avant-garde kind of way .
Then I thought hold on a minute moby , this guy just called you a savoury flavoured meat dish .
Ouch !
Now I know what you are all thinking , am I going to let him away with this ?
Of course I'm not , so here goes .
OI hickeydermot !!!!!
You sir , are a GREGGS SAUSAGE ROLL !
And your brother is nothing more than a big mad underaged STEAK BAKE !
How does that grab you ?

You are funny!!

[psi]

What we do back home for bars and night clubs is to borrow someone else's ID who has the same hair colour etc. The best ones are where the photo was taken as a child.

[Dava]

What we do back home for bars and night clubs is to borrow someone else's ID who has the same hair colour etc. The best ones are where the photo was taken as a child.

[moby69]

What we do back home for bars and night clubs is to borrow someone else's ID who has the same hair colour etc. The best ones are where the photo was taken as a child.

There is only 2 slight problems I can see with this cunning plan .
One being , I'm guessing an id with a child's picture on it might not be what they are looking for .
And the second one being though the hair colouring in the picture may be the same , they might actually look at the faces .
Besides all the guy has to do is tell them his brother comes of age in 30 days , I'm sure the coffeeshop will understand .

[Generous_J]

I think it's hilarious how uptight so many of the posters here are.
'the rules, the rules'. lol.
Fuck the rules.

[jimi62471]

this is why, generous J you would rather drink an entire case of beer if you can get it for 20$. I would rather drink 1 nice glass for 20$.. it is an age thing.. ( or maybe maturity) Amsterdam isn't for ANYONE to abuse.. treat it kindly.

[Generous_J]

Strange analogy.
Stranger still how you came it.

[Marco]

Strange analogy.
Stranger still how you came it.

zzzzz

[Taylor]

Fried Bacon with Mushrooms, Eggs and Toast. Two Jar's of Marmite. A Blentec total blender. And 5g of Black Widow.

Best Bacon/Shroom/Egg/Toast/Marmite/Weed Smoothie ever!!

[moby69]

Fried Bacon with Mushrooms, Eggs and Toast. Two Jar's of Marmite. A Blentec total blender. And 5g of Black Widow.

Best Bacon/Shroom/Egg/Toast/Marmite/Weed Smoothie ever!!

Right you are Willis.