we've all been there . pondering lifes mysteries . aliens .. god ,, the meaning of life , , they all seem so confusing when ur higher than the moon . so i thought i'd share my latest deep and meaningful with u all , and ask u to share in your own .
sooooooo ,,, sponge bob square pants . is it actually his pants that are square ? i think not !!! i think its more likely his ass ,, given that pants are a fabric that stretches around most shapes . i think he uses the pants as an excuse to avoid any discrimatory abuse to be honest ,, i mean ,, imagine the shit you'd take if u actually had a square ass .
aanyway ,,, plz share , the more weird and wonderful ,, the better !!!! ,,
strange things u think about when your smoking
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ahhh ,, the animal kingdom . a subject close to my heart . . and my very stoned head .Dobern wrote:Spongebob Square ass ey? Hmmm...
I was just thinking whether fast moving animals such as cheetahs or something would enjoy tailor made rollercoaster rides? Like in a thrill sense as humans do.
Crackers.
i spent 1.5 hours crawling around the floor looking for my bearded dragon last nite . she's only a baby , 3 months old , eventually found her at the top of the curtains .
i swear she had a big fuck off grin on her face .
which leads me to another thought !!! she eats crickets ,, live , so crunchy , you hear her biting thru the shell quite clearly .
when am stoned and feeding her , why do i have this overwhelming urge to just bite one in half , just to taste it ?
its crossed my mind more than once . maybe if i flash fried it , or grilled it .
the thought occurs i need to sort out my food / weed ratio . . . lol,,
or get some decent munchies in !!! ( aww ,, munchies ,, thats a whole other thread )
DAMN !!!
SKIN UP !!!!
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haha.. perfect example of the thought process i mean .stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam
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stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam
You replied to your own post before even posting it.stuart1976 wrote:oh my
Being pedantic and knobbish since 1972
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lmaoBoner wrote:stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the DamYou replied to your own post before even posting it.stuart1976 wrote:oh my
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Re: strange things u think about when your smoking
This section of the forum is called Coffeeshops and Cannabis. Sponge Bob! Geeeeez!billybonkers wrote:we've all been there . pondering lifes mysteries . aliens .. god ,, the meaning of life , , they all seem so confusing when ur higher than the moon . so i thought i'd share my latest deep and meaningful with u all , and ask u to share in your own .
sooooooo ,,, sponge bob square pants . is it actually his pants that are square ? i think not !!! i think its more likely his ass ,, given that pants are a fabric that stretches around most shapes . i think he uses the pants as an excuse to avoid any discrimatory abuse to be honest ,, i mean ,, imagine the shit you'd take if u actually had a square ass .
aanyway ,,, plz share , the more weird and wonderful ,, the better !!!! ,,
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How strange it is that i have an ability to move my arms, or any part of my body so unconsciously. How werid the persepective we have on the world is, how much i would love to experience that persepective from another persons eyes. The question of reality, are things real or is their existence dependent on our thinking ( dependent origination for you Buddhists.)
But at this moment, could i improve jelly beans by dipping them in choc.
But at this moment, could i improve jelly beans by dipping them in choc.
Defeating evil with a thing called love
As soon as I've finished writing this, I'm on my way for some Jelly Beans and some Chocolate. That is inspired thinking good sir!Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:How strange it is that i have an ability to move my arms, or any part of my body so unconsciously. How werid the persepective we have on the world is, how much i would love to experience that persepective from another persons eyes. The question of reality, are things real or is their existence dependent on our thinking ( dependent origination for you Buddhists.)
But at this moment, could i improve jelly beans by dipping them in choc.