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we've all been there . pondering lifes mysteries . aliens .. god ,, the meaning of life , , they all seem so confusing when ur higher than the moon . so i thought i'd share my latest deep and meaningful with u all , and ask u to share in your own .

sooooooo ,,, sponge bob square pants . is it actually his pants that are square ? i think not !!! i think its more likely his ass ,, given that pants are a fabric that stretches around most shapes . i think he uses the pants as an excuse to avoid any discrimatory abuse to be honest ,, i mean ,, imagine the shit you'd take if u actually had a square ass .

aanyway ,,, plz share , the more weird and wonderful ,, the better !!!! ,,

Spongebob Square ass ey? Hmmm...

I was just thinking whether fast moving animals such as cheetahs or something would enjoy tailor made rollercoaster rides? Like in a thrill sense as humans do.

Crackers.

oh my

Dobern wrote:Spongebob Square ass ey? Hmmm...

I was just thinking whether fast moving animals such as cheetahs or something would enjoy tailor made rollercoaster rides? Like in a thrill sense as humans do.

Crackers.

ahhh ,, the animal kingdom . a subject close to my heart . . and my very stoned head .

i spent 1.5 hours crawling around the floor looking for my bearded dragon last nite . she's only a baby , 3 months old , eventually found her at the top of the curtains .

i swear she had a big fuck off grin on her face .

which leads me to another thought !!! she eats crickets ,, live , so crunchy , you hear her biting thru the shell quite clearly .

when am stoned and feeding her , why do i have this overwhelming urge to just bite one in half , just to taste it ?

its crossed my mind more than once . maybe if i flash fried it , or grilled it .

the thought occurs i need to sort out my food / weed ratio . . . lol,,

or get some decent munchies in !!! ( aww ,, munchies ,, thats a whole other thread )

DAMN !!!

stuart1976 wrote:oh my

lol . good evening . this place needs a chat room . nice to meet another fellow smoker .

I once had a long conversation about if the swear words we use today will ever become non-functioning, as in the will they lose there power and meaning, or have we hit the barrier when it comes to insults. Because if not we need to start inventing some new words.

well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam

stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam

haha.. perfect example of the thought process i mean .

stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam

stuart1976 wrote:oh my

You replied to your own post before even posting it.

Boner wrote:

stuart1976 wrote:well was thinking when a midget does a poo is it the same size as a normal persons??? No N o No only joking not that wierd pretty hammered on the remains of my white rhino stash and im just thinking how i can make it last till next friday when im back in the Dam

stuart1976 wrote:oh my

You replied to your own post before even posting it.

lmao

billybonkers wrote:we've all been there . pondering lifes mysteries . aliens .. god ,, the meaning of life , , they all seem so confusing when ur higher than the moon . so i thought i'd share my latest deep and meaningful with u all , and ask u to share in your own .

sooooooo ,,, sponge bob square pants . is it actually his pants that are square ? i think not !!! i think its more likely his ass ,, given that pants are a fabric that stretches around most shapes . i think he uses the pants as an excuse to avoid any discrimatory abuse to be honest ,, i mean ,, imagine the shit you'd take if u actually had a square ass .

aanyway ,,, plz share , the more weird and wonderful ,, the better !!!! ,,

This section of the forum is called Coffeeshops and Cannabis. Sponge Bob! Geeeeez!

How strange it is that i have an ability to move my arms, or any part of my body so unconsciously. How werid the persepective we have on the world is, how much i would love to experience that persepective from another persons eyes. The question of reality, are things real or is their existence dependent on our thinking ( dependent origination for you Buddhists.)

But at this moment, could i improve jelly beans by dipping them in choc.

Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:How strange it is that i have an ability to move my arms, or any part of my body so unconsciously. How werid the persepective we have on the world is, how much i would love to experience that persepective from another persons eyes. The question of reality, are things real or is their existence dependent on our thinking ( dependent origination for you Buddhists.)

But at this moment, could i improve jelly beans by dipping them in choc.

As soon as I've finished writing this, I'm on my way for some Jelly Beans and some Chocolate. That is inspired thinking good sir!

Megarusso wrote:I once had a long conversation about if the swear words we use today will ever become non-functioning, as in the will they lose there power and meaning, or have we hit the barrier when it comes to insults. Because if not we need to start inventing some new words.

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