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Friday 30th October
friend turned up at 7 in the morning, boat from Dover to Calais
then drive to Amsterdam would be my 19th trip but useing friends
car and is his 3rd . He is into his drink not too much into smoking
not happy about taking car either about 150ish miles in got pretty
bad traffic



this held us up by at least an hour would arrive to amsterdam just after 6pm
as my friends car was new he didnt want to pop in town to pick up some
white russian, so it would be straight to zeeburg camping.(just incase
anyone thinks of staying at one of the wagonettes no. 94 is end corner with best views)
got a couple of 24 hours tram and night bus passes. headed into dam square,
and the only thought was NYD Diesel and that meant Hunters coffeeshop located road
before central was there within 5 mins (on this Friday Amsterdam was packed which
meant ill be lucky to get a seat)mate sat at little table got coffee and i went to get
some bud the in house dealer was surrounded by 18-20 year olds wanting to look at everything
finally my time can i see your nyc diesel please, the tub of green really smelt strong if
my eyes were closed would of thought someone was holding a load of stinky lemons
under nose with a hint sourness slight vomit smell smelt lovely 2 grams Please.
(i normally go easy on first smoke then get a meal but not near fav restaurant)
so nearly stick it all in joint and light it up, i remember saying to mate i was hammered
it felt like part of my face were heavy quickly smoked the rest and was in a bit of a state.
mate brought some as well he really liked the one toke on joint.the bud dealer looked
really stoned but mentioned acd and had a little chat, very nice man and ill be coming
here first next time for some more NYC Diesel. from here the idea is greenplace its close,
but im lost now and dont really care. so we decide to go to dampkring 2 (pink floyd).
want to try the white choco 5grams please also see the G13 x amnesia haze, it
fu_king stank big time and looked to be covered in crystals it was packed like
everywhere else had to que outside for at least 5 mins no seats inside so off to homegrown fantasy
was interested in of course the cheese not of there menu dourbon poison iis in its place at 5 euros
a gram smells strong and kind of old school smell the silver pearl theres only one choice 5 grams
of dourbon poison please, no seats inside so go outside and skin up make 3 pure joints one of each
strain ive not tried first g13xamnesia smell look even tasted amazing but there was no killer hit i was
expecting then white choco was nice disintigrated into powder when you squeezed buds nice smell
nice taste but strengh wise would give it a 4 out of 10 and last dourbon this was the joint i wasnt
expecting much from but was the best by a mile, so last stop of the night 420 for a couple of grams of
420 kush. its nearly 11 now so head to dam square to head
back to zeeburg bloody tired absolutelly starving and stoned off my tits. mate has gone to red light
district but ive seen it so many times in bored with it. so tidy up wagoonette and decide why im not
passed out to take pictures of buds (the pictures are terrible worst ever spent nearlt 2 hours taking
the useless pictures you just have to give credit to travelouges with stunning picture close ups. so
2 hours later i decide to give up annoyed and decide to do something i know i can do SMOKE use
everything but a little of dourbon poison and i have 8 blunts and about 7 nasty big bastard joints

white choco


NYC Diesel


G13xamnesia haze


dourbon poison


now my mate is back to tell me i look tired

and about 2am in morning (tired hungry and bloody stoned)

dourbon poison

good to hear you finaly made it lad sounds a great start to me look forward to the rest !

Great so far looking forward to the rest

Glas to see your enjoying yourself. Look forward to hearing some more.

great read so far mate

read so far m8, nearly 2g of nycd in 1 joint that must have been a fookin crazy 1st spliff

Stuart anyone ever told you that you look a bit like Michael the Geordie from Im Alan Partridge?

sat 31st

get up early about 6 need to smoke leftovers make a few lovely joints for toke and talk by 6:30 totally baked
way to high so i decide to smoke more and more mate get up at 8am get ready to go out about 10 ish all is good
not only have i lost the will to live or to do anything cant be arsed about hitting katsu birdys or greenplace
(gutted) start walking to to tram stop at flavorpark i decide to lite up some white choco i had already lost the ability
to walk its more dragging my legs forwards. finally on tram mate is totally straight so i just sit back and close
my eyes i wake to see all the houses are different styles and tram stop marco polo something so get off tram
so far its just like last nite totally lost and stoned and couldnt really care except toke and talk in 3 hours i know
we went to bushdoctors for ak 47 ice hash (to me seemed like a hardcore version of zero zero and i bloody
loved it) went to popeyes wanted the aladins chocolate but the buddah cheese was the strongest smelling
skunk ive smelt so 3 grams of that please lovely in a joint strong but not over the top gorgeous smell back to
dampkring 2 some habbibi something about 15 euros a gram black oily saving for toke and talk rolled a few
more lovely joints for 420. yesterday 420 coffee shop was packed so ended up smoking in bar next door to
420 for a few hours smoking joints very nice place, but have a feeling not going to get a seat in there arrive
at 2 pm little table at back free every other table is full about 2:30 move to a bigger table stuck the meet and
greet piece of paper on table and light up ak 47 ice hash joint with buddah cheese mates had a couple of tokes
and sits in the corner losing it. 3pm ms. creant and friends turn up they seem pretty stoned nice people so
good start then a lurker of acd forums turns up nice bloke too in my head i was expecting a right session
but they seemed content as they were already stoned they had both tried the ak47 ice hash and liked tried
giving them all nice big joints to smoke and they took a took and passed straight back(wasnt expecting that)
ok more for me. ms. creant and friends left and talked well i went on who knows what about i remember
ms creant loved barneys where i didnt so when we all left i went back to barneys 2 grams of amnesia haze
(weak amnesia haze not worth the money but after the joint i was pretty stoned) i hate there new look less
seats small tvs for each table i liked it fine the old way its about 6 pm not eating at all since being here headed
for my favorite restaurant which i could find so went to some posh pizza place just ok food done some other
stuff not sure what i gather i was bulk buying skunks remember being in 420 buying nepal 10 euros a gram
had got the 420 kush the night before and both were well below par might be grown looked after better but i
like that killer hit but i still love smoking here its so chilled. get back to zeeburg about 10 and im shocked how
stupid ive been again as i empty my pockets way too much pot to physically smoke my mate wont smoke any
so its down to me after about 3 hours im in trouble (if i was an aminal i would of been put down) lost the will
to do anything and mate was feeling sorry for me telling me to stop but im a stubborn twat cant throw top
class skunks and solids away if i have to stay up all night smoking i will finally got about 10 1-2 gram joints
built up and a little pile of drugs in the corner im trying to forget about somehow i get through joints just
about holding on now i can turn my sights on a little pile of goodies saved through out trip. this is where i turn
to mate for help and he decides hell put it all in one joint instead off 5 or 6




THE KILLER: left to right gram and a bit of dourbon poison 1gram ish of NYC Diesel not sure what hash was
crumbled followed by 3/4 of a gram ak 47 ice hash and gram of habibbi something and a gram of nepal




didnt really look much when he showed me







and finally PLEASE KILL ME



not a man that crys but this joint nearly made me lovely smooth lemony with a killer black
which brough you back down and the ak ice hash take you back up it was a roller coaster
in my head and i wanted to get off so after 5 tokes put it ash tray for morning.
woke up about 7 and felt SH_TTY but i have a mission need to finish off the last 2 joints start
smoking the first when i realize why am i smoking this shitty one grab the killer worked out
about 60 euro joint. light up after the first toke i was in trouble second i was shitting my self
struggled to get up 3rd toke just fell on bed threw joint on table and muttered the words
drugs are bad drugs are bad my balance was totally gone i could walk just about the bastard
joint screwed me twice and i never finished it. got in car annoyed i had left 2 half joints and
tried to sleep.
Right there are a few lessons to be learned from my trip
1. get a decent amount of sleep
2. eat 3 meals a day
3. try to go with someone that smokes
4. dont smoke pure joints the whole trip
5 .dont start off with pure nyc diesel joint
6.know your limits dont smoke too much
and finally i think i shot myself in the foot by buying lots of 5 3 and 2 gram deals instead 1
grams just ended up with too much to smoke

back out in December odds on will be doing the same sorta thing as i never learn. and
7 if you intend on smoking shit loads zeeburg camping aint the best choice get something in the heart of
Amsterdam

Oustanding stuart,& That joint looked something .

Thanks for that, you are a proper stoner


Off topic: you have aged significantly since putting your avatar up, would you say this is from over toking Damage style

i look much better when not in Amsterdam

Fuck me is that you?

yep thats me when im straight there is a big difference

stuart1976 wrote:yep thats me when im straight there is a big difference

Kids let this be a lesson to you, Weed can do this to you