get to calais 35 minuets later,get off train straight onto motorway (no passport checks this end either). first stop Breda, not sure we went the quickest way but at 110mph we got there pretty quick garmin messed up couldnt find the road but as its a coffeeboat, noticed 7-9 house boats drove round and firststop reached Pax DeBoot,
Doesnt look the best of place, (needs a paint) walked in and it was packed with locals no room in smoking area or any other part, so 2 grams of white widow 8euros a gram best ever white widow ive had. on a bad side the coffees were a joke smaller than an expresso, 2 sips and Gone. As im not going to be able to skin up with mates mad driving i go back in and buy a haze joint 3.50 euros (chunky full of tobacco i get stoned but cough my arse off from too much tobacco) i am not proud of that, first pre rolled ive broght in over 15+ years of Amsterdam trips just wanted a quick solution they had no bongs or vaps so pre polled it was
its hard to remember smell well kinda strongish coffee smell (it would rival any white widow in Amsterdam. (ill be back to breda for a proper coffee shop crawl next time, for anyone driving from france its a must and only a 20 minute detour)
Reset gps to 93 damrak road, took about 40minutes to reach outskirts of amsterdam
Within 20 mins we are nearing dam square and its heaving with cars, within 5 mins see the first person get hit by a car he got battered and the f_cker just drove off. garmin gps gets alittle lost now and takes us in a circle, finally they listen to me and pull up outside hotel (rouu delouu well somthing like that) quickly check in. and finally to zeeburg camping.
stuck in traffic good 30-50 minutes gps wants to take us behind central staition, finally arrive at zeeburg
Staying in cabin this time, i had asked for cabin 9 has an extra window looking out over the water and swans and ducks. Chuck bag in and im ready to go after the 7 min walk to flavorpark tram stop they are bitching about how far they walked. "Were old stu" (Hey! was only 7 minuets walk) im supposed to be meeting hightly blessed 7:30 for a smoke (7pm already) on tram thinking which coffee shop first could do amnesia grey area anf HGF. (before trip i said i would take them to some nice coffeeshops and then leave them, they love places like grasshopper and bulldog??? he doesnt smoke much thats 2 people i dont want to really smoke with. Times getting on so rechange statagy, HomeGrown Fantasy is first stop, all i want is CHEESE wasnt available las trip, heard on here not selling till feb 2010. first thing in my head is dont be a twat and over do it straight away like last trip dont do pure gram joints the whole time. walk over Any Cheese??? he gives me a smile, i lift up t shirt and play with my nipple for him. No No i might of drooled a little though. smell it look at it and got that deja vu feeling straight away and order a gram it smelt So good and cheesey, my mate has got some as well he loved it, he watched me load the cheese in my joint thats 2 x the amount i would put in thats 3x thats 4x thats 5 times. light the fucker up and not great the tobacco ruins taste so smoke up, and decide to go down the pure 1 gram per joint route. (I was wrong about Going Easy on myself and PURE is the only wayto go). So buy 2 more grams make a 1 gram cheese, king skin slim rizla as im rolling it the smell was heavenly (im getting very arroused by now). Had to wipe the dribble around my mouth away light and toke OH LA LA
now make another gram joint to smoke with highly blessed. i realise im late now for smoke and the high creeps in nice and steady, then a big slap to the face. 8pm now so take them to greenplace no mango kush (sh_t) og kush 15 euros a gram i want it but decide to go for 2 grams of headbang (i think the name got my attention and was wanting something to bang my head in a bit). Quickly get coffees and skin up a more subtle taste and smell than i was expecting but started to bangmy head after 10 minutes so get up going to leave mates here now, say goodbye walk out and they are following me (WHF). i let them know im having a smoke with someone they still follow me (cant say get lost 80% of my work comes through them) so walk into bagherra in a mood and feels like im with my parents was horrible. i try to get over this want to forget im with these 2 so its time for gram of amnesia haze in a bong I think i was served by highly b, and he recommended the darkstar instead, the amnesias not smelling how i like it, smell the darkstar and he is right you could see it was much better and smell was rich and deep certains strains you know will do the job and this one does get a gram. I dont get embarressed easy but my mate buys lots of pre rolled tobacco joints. Give highly blessed credit hes got a wierd look look on his face, might of wanted to use the toilet but think he was saying NO without saying NO, and apart from kicking us out of coffeeshop he tried to put mate off buying them. but my mate thinks pre rolled are great (utter wierdo). after this and the feeling im with my parents i decide to ignore highly blessed, hopefully he hasnt spotted me (think he did) get a chocomel smoked half a gram of darkstar in mixed joint, i like this strain alot pretty heavy feel(nailed to your chair feel) and nice taste smoke this and light up the cheese pure and it worked wonders with the darkstar a perfect partnership. So now im CHEESED off my face not sure what to do, this normally means i want to go to another coffeeshop so poped in next door basejoe for 2 grams of bas special 12 euros a gram i think, such a lovely looking bud, not the best smell but great taste. I think some will love this and some wont by now we have walked about 20 mins and his mrs just moans about the walking (i had planned it out told them how much walking was invovled) i understood they are getting on in age but its not my fault if they decide to stick to me like flies to shit. i dont want it at all so its about 10pm by now and they want food i would say they are not burger people but i am so take then to burger bar which of course they loved even though it was packed. I was really stoned and eating a big burger with sauce in, not a good combination nearly covered the bottom half of face in sauce but why eat a burger when you can attack it, they decide to go back to hotel for sleep. waiting for tram to flavorpark when i got that feeling somethings not right, like someone following you. Figure out its the call for cheese as ive ranout so hgf for another gram of cheese and get on a tram to flavorpark. Get out joint ive saved for walk to Zeeburg. I would say i was pretty wasted by time i got to cabin, shit i got to pack ( even though i like this cabin its definetally not flat so you feel unsteady even if not stoned. What should take 10 mins took forever, made 3 pure 1 gram joints of darkstar headbang and cheese and a cup of coffee. Start off with darkstar umm nice now i decide to put a hubbly bubbly together with the bits ive brought load pipe up half way through headbang joint with bas special, took my breath away and slowly kept leaning over finished cheese joint and was leaning over so much nearly headbutted table and then fell off chair, i wish i had a video of it . I put the pipe away and rolled joints bas special pure joint was nicer pure and the white widow from breda that was the nicest tasting joint but only a 30-45 high. Count money, Oh Shit ive spent way to much in 3-4 hour of coffeeshop buying only just over half my money left (was going to post some which went out the window). saved a bit in each purchase about 3 grams stuck it in the wake and bake for morning. totally off my face its time for Family guy and south park movie, about 1:30 finish all joints and start to try and chat up morning joint, bitch aint having none of it so go to sleep.
Bas Special (Basejoe)
White Widow (Pax Breda)
HeadBang (Greenplace)
Dark Star (Bagheera)
CHEESE Crumbs (HomeGrown Fantasy)
Cheese & Dark Star Mix (F_cking Yum)
Beackfast Wke & Bake (Mixed With All) 3-5 grams
If you dont mind me saying you dont seem to ever get there with the right company and half of what you do is a reaction to this predicament!! I dearly hope that soon you get there with someone of your constitution, shame you and luvtick and her entourage didnt converge, what a holy mess that would have been.... thanks for another wicked report
