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2002 all 27 strain all the cannabis cup strians in one joint « cause this idiot in my room got every strain x2 and didnt smoke it all so at 6am b4 getting on bus for airport we smoked a Super Pure cone of 27gram of herbs « we was 3 tokers... then tell us he got 27+ grams of HASH and we had 30min b4 getting on bus « that joint ended up making someone happy that day « 1/2 way the HT tour bus showed up and i left the rest of the joint by a public phone!!
my friend and the idiot got mad i didnt know HT let ppl smoke on the way to airport « here we cant smoke in bus been for ever! how was i suposed to know!!!!

last year got a Cone from G.A and smoked a Fat Bleuberry from noon wit about 12grams « 4 my B-day took about hours of lighting up toking lighting up toking... all in one sitting!

at HT CC 16th me and my 5 friends rolled about 112g joint at Melkweg on the last night « nothing at my friend 16th B-day about 17year ago we rolled 110 gram of weed + 50gram of hash = 1500$ joint) we was 30 ppl whom Toked and payed 50$ each

Adamster unfortunate about the bus but as you said how was you supposed to know, i would have done the same thing.
How messed up must you have been after that 27 gram joint.
Madness is the only word that comes to mind.

Very well done sir

Only 9 days to go.

There must be some more crazy joints being built right now

ZigZags'R'us wrote:Only 9 days to go.

There must be some more crazy joints being built right now

9 days till...?

I am in the dam and building some crazy joints

Adamster wrote: at HT CC 16th me and my 5 friends rolled about 112g joint at Melkweg on the last night « nothing at my friend 16th B-day about 17year ago we rolled 110 gram of weed + 50gram of hash = 1500$ joint) we was 30 ppl whom Toked and payed 50$ each

Yeah sure you did.

If that's true then what a horrible waste.

I have looked into this before, it has been discussed a few times amongst some friends "What is THE ultimate joint?" the answer depends on what you are looking for.
 
If it is the ultimate flavour, you will find this is subjective and will vary from each person's preferences.
 
If it is the ultimate effect (which I think is the real question) then we are getting into some science, most of which I don't understand fully. The part that I do get is as follows:
 
If you are looking to get the strongest most effective joint possible you would need to have the joint contain the most THC and CBD possible, along the widest possible spectrum of effects. For example, if you packed a pure joint of Cheese then you would be getting a mostly indica hit due to the genetics coming from Skunk Number 1, then (in Big Buddah's case) crossed with an Afghani father. If you added a little hash to the mix, for example something Moroccan, you would be probably adding a sativa buzz to the joint. For the full spectrum of effects you would be best to add a little of each strain from as many landrace strains you can find (non-hybrids).
 
If you have ever had one of those spacecase grinders (or similar), that allows some of the trichomes to drop through the mesh when grinding, to leave a nice unpressed hash in the bottom compartment, you will know that the resulting product is STRONG. Half the reason for its strength is not the amount of THC by volume, but is the combined wide spectrum of effects derived from each separate strain used to make it. You could even take this further and look to produce the mix from some plants which were allowed to finish at different times as longer flowering can bring a more narcotic effect to Sativas.
 
Then taking all this a step further, different sized holes in the mesh used to sieve the mix allow for a different percentage of the THC 'mushroom' heads to drop through in comparison to the 'mushroom' stalks, which will also produce a different effect. Using a water extraction method will reduce unwanted plant matter making a stronger product.
 
So, for the ULTIMATE joint, add hash derived from different strains using different extract methods, to a mix made from various strains allowed to flower for various different durations of time, which should produce the whole spectrum of effects. Roll it all up and you are about to get floored.
 
Sounds like fun ay!
 
GDM.

Lol, I think a mix of maroccan hash like Zero Zero, Nepalese like Temple Ball and all the other kind of hash (especially Ice an afghan) would be really disgusting, but fucking mind-blowing !

Adamster wrote: at HT CC 16th me and my 5 friends rolled about 112g joint at Melkweg on the last night « nothing at my friend 16th B-day about 17year ago we rolled 110 gram of weed + 50gram of hash = 1500$ joint) we was 30 ppl whom Toked and payed 50$ each

How the FUDGE do you roll a 5 OZ spliff ? WTF are you on !

Any pics ? ?

Did you have to spit gobfuls just to lick it up ! thats crazy or not real ?


And i would never ever ever share a spliff with 30 people even if it was the size of a small dog. Too much "Eggghhhhhh" for me !

To me a ultimate spliff for me right now will be the First spliff i burn when i return to Amsterdam after not smoking for 4 months

100 gram joint... seen it, smoked it, shared... one thing is, you don't want to be any further than 3rd or 4th in line on a joint like that. It's a novelty and a waste of good herb... but cool to be able to say you smoked a 100-gram joint.

The best spliff in the world is the one I light up next.

RR wrote:

Adamster wrote: at HT CC 16th me and my 5 friends rolled about 112g joint at Melkweg on the last night « nothing at my friend 16th B-day about 17year ago we rolled 110 gram of weed + 50gram of hash = 1500$ joint) we was 30 ppl whom Toked and payed 50$ each

How the FUDGE do you roll a 5 OZ spliff ? WTF are you on !

Any pics ? ?

Did you have to spit gobfuls just to lick it up ! thats crazy or not real ?


And i would never ever ever share a spliff with 30 people even if it was the size of a small dog. Too much "Eggghhhhhh" for me !

To me a ultimate spliff for me right now will be the First spliff i burn when i return to Amsterdam after not smoking for 4 months

CC joint !!my friends took pictures my girlfriend and friends took care of wetting my B4 lighting up! Nothing the next year we say ppl on last day of cup rolling a WAY bigger joint they was at 200 grams when i saw them grinning b4 rolling

the 160gram the person who took pîcture is NOW dead and dont think she even scanned the picture cause this dates way b4 the tcnology we got these days

Boner wrote:The best spliff in the world is the one I light up next.

The same here

Boner wrote:The best spliff in the world is the one I light up next.

3rd...well said, Bone *golf clap*.

If I HAD to add more to the discussion I would have to agree with GDM. Find the best examples on the extreme end of the sativa and indica spectrums and then grind them together. I'd make sure to try and not mix in any 50/50 hybrids and then you'd have the purest example of a completely high AND stoned joint.