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Nice report twitch,I seen yo-yo & a couple of those other places myself when i was walking about .

awesome report as usual twich.

Wednesday, January 13th


We will pick up the story a little before 10AM. I am literally putting on my hat, about to step out for the day when I receive a Txt. I don’t recognise the number, but I think I know who its from. The text read.

“ On the train to central!! “

Now I defo know who its from. The boys are back in town, and ready to put a hurtin’ on some Marijuana! ( Sorry TC )

The boys in question being LiquidSwords and Red Eyed Indian ( who I have met before ) , and of course, the rest of the crew ( who I have not ).
Picture, I took en route to Dampkring.


We had arranged to meet in the Dampkring 2 on Harlemerstraat. But When I arrived, the Dampkring was still shut, so I popped over the road and into Popeyes. I bought a gram of Bubblegum for € 8 and a cup of tea.
Picture of the Bubblegum.


I threw the full gram into a silver rizla, and lit it up while constantly watching the street outside.
While smoking this doobie ( O.K, burned fine, was smooth as hell, but lacked the sweet, sweet taste a good bubblegum should have ) An elder fellow, and his partner opened the door to popeyes, I think, with the Intention of having a coffee. However, upon realising that The Indian fellow ( Owner ? ) and I were both puffing on big fat reefers, they turned right round and hastily made a retreat along the street. I swear, the owner and I were in stitches. A matter of minutes later, a large group of Lads walked past Popeye’s front window. I spotted R.E.I. straight away, then Liquid Swords. Instead of running out of the shop like some adoring fan , I instead, calmly finished my brew and nicked the BG spliff I was, by now, enjoying very much.

I gave it a few minutes, then I left and ambled along the Street to Barneys ( guessing that that’s where they were gonna be. )
Before I had even got down the few stairs and into the shop, R.E.I was over shaking my hand as if I were a long lost friend. He introduced me to Sol ( I hadn’t met Sol before ) and before I Knew it I was surrounded by 9 East London Stoners all offering handshakes and names. By this time I had lit the bubblegum spliff and passed it on. Then, bounding out of the crowd, with a smile wider than the Atlantic, and clutching a bag of herb of course, came LiquidSwords. Immediately after exchanging pleasantries, I pulled out the bag of pre-rolls, and dug out the HGF cheese number.

“ Here, light that up, its not pure, but its damn near it! “

I think that spliff was well received.
Now, I had been in the shop for 5 minutes or so, and hadn’t bought anything yet. Feeling a little guilty, I bought a coke, and settled down at the Table with Sol and R.E.I. Sol had bought the Vanilla Kush, and passed me a mighty impressive spliff. I enjoyed it very much too. No coughing, super smooth and tasty.
At this point, everyone except us, had swayed over to Uptown for some munch. So we finished the doobies and joined the rest of the crew. I had had breakie at the hotel, so I was sorted. I spent the whole time rolling up spliffs and chatting to R.E.I. He had me in stitches telling me about the antics in the Heathrow, and the constant mocking of their buddy’s leather Satchel!

As LS said in his report, we Ended up in Amnesia, where I bought 2 grams of LSD.
To be honest, It was a lovely smoke, but the other 75 joints in rotation means you aint getting a smoke report!
This was another opportunity to get to Know my new smoking buddies, as we took up residence at the longer table at the door. At this time Liquid Sword’s Cheese-dar was going off big time, so we decided HomeGrown Fantasy was next on the hit list.
Picture of Amnesia.


We were kinda lucky HGF was not too busy, and all 10 of us got seated in a group. I think 90% of the group bought Cheese. Since I had the remains of my 5 gram sack, I got the White Widow.


I don’t remember the Price, and to be honest, this is one of the only budshots I took on this day.
The widow was everything it should have been, Smooth, tasty and Stoney. I enjoyed it.

Next stop was de Kroon, where I bought nowt!
Not even a drink ( LS bought my drink )

The tunes in here were very good, head nodding hip-hop, which seemed to be received better by the whole group, than the Led Zepplin that Home Grown Fantasy were rocking.

It was now check in time, so I tagged along, and rolled more doobies.
Pictures at Check in, and from the room.



At this point, one of the group ( whose name escapes me now ) wanted to find the post office, so I took him over while the rest of the crew headed to Hunters ( or, as it turned out, not! )

While walking back over, I got a txt saying they were now in Hill Street Blues.
Liquid’s friend and I both wanted to buy the Super Silver Haze, so the budtender told us we should split a bigger bag, so as to get a little more. We did, and went half’s on a € 40 bag, which the tender kindly split into two bags for us. I think we got 1.9 grams instead of the 1.7 or something that a € 20 bag would have bought.
We stayed here for quite a while, playing pool and toking up in the comfy couches. I felt completely comfortable in the company of people I had only met this very morning. Every one, to a man, were friendly and willing to talk. There would be no awkward silences with this mob. Eventually, conversation turned to our next destination, opinions where split so I took this opportunity to nip over to my hotel, and grab the Hashish spliffs I preped for Paulie Wallnuts arrival….


More to come, I do have a job, and a little bit of a social life , but I am doing me best here.

Twichaldinho wrote:... but I am doing me best here.

doing great, nice report, thanks

Twichaldinho wrote:Now I defo know who its from. The boys are back in town, and ready to put a hurtin’ on some Marijuana! ( Sorry TC )

I have great admiration for all who like to put a hurtin on the herb!

Keep it coming, great report!

PHENOMINAL report! ]

very enjoyable read and nice pictures. keep it comming!

Twichaldinho wrote:Wednesday, January 13th

At this point, one of the group ( whose name escapes me now ) wanted to find the post office, so I took him over while the rest of the crew headed to Hunters ( or, as it turned out, not! )
.

It was the guy with the Dr Death style sachel.. his name Chris

Loving the read so far as always. A quality day by the sound and look of it also.

Wednesday, continued...


In and out of the Hotel in a matter of minutes, I resumed my place with the crew back in Hill Street Blues just as it was decided to go to the Greenhouse.
Now, I am not much of a fan of the Greenhouse, and at first I thought we were only going in for a buy and fly, so I just sat outside. However, after 10 minutes of people watching, I realised the boys were staying for a doobie, so I popped back in and rolled one myself. By now, the Queue at the budbar had cleared, so I wandered over for a look. I was reminded of a bit hash my buddy brought back in November, The Riff Crème .



I grabbed a gram for later, then popped back outside to finish my spliff ( I really don’t like the Greenhouse ). I shot this Picture.


Doobie nailed, I decided to ask Mr Swords, when Paullie Wallnuts was getting in.

“ So, when does Paulli get in ? “

“ Ah, mate, I didn’t tell ya yet did I? Paulie’s flight got cancelled, he is driving over “

“ So, what time does he expect to get in then ? “

“ Dunno, he will text me though. “

“ Fuckin hell, Paulie Wallnuts, Man of Action!! “

The decision was made, we were off to t’Nes.
I left the boys to go ahead, while I popped around to Basjoe to replenish my stash, before going to t’Nes. I picked up 2 grams of Jack Herrer and a gram of Cheese.
Shared a joke with James, apologised for not staying for a spliff, but assured him I’d be back in Tomorrow before I left for the Plane home, then hotfooted it over to D.C’s place.

I posted up at the bar beside LS and Sol, and got out my stash. Now, I may have got this wrong, but I think D.C. without me even having to ask, brought me over a cup of tea!
Again, I may have got this wrong, but I dunno if he even served any beer while we were there, such was the speed in which he was continually back and forth between the Volcano, and our crew!

“ This ones an amnesia cross “

Holy shit! It feels like I just ate a sugar doughnut. I must have sugar on my lips such is the sweetness of this Strain. The ‘cano really is the best way of tasting yer herb man.
And D.C, is the most awesome host in Amsterdam ( Shame you cant toke up though )

Hunger struck, and we were off to fill the hole. Some Chinese shit. I literally shouted out a number and paid, It was some deep fried pieces of chicken in an indescribable sauce, with rice. It done the job, and soon the crew gathered outside, and set of to find GreenPlace.

I bought the Amnesia Gold for € 12 ( I think ). The Budtender told me it was Amnesia haze x Bubblegum. Then took up residence in the Smoking room. Actually, we took over the Smoking room! I recall, everyone being super chilled out. There was a footie game on, maybe Cardiff? Then out of nowhere someone said
“ Where’s Tom? “

Ah fuck! We’ve lost one!
The Majority of the group, including me, were more than happy to Let Tom enjoy the rest of the night on his own. Afterall, he had his room key, and I.D. He would be fine.
Then I offered to take his buddy back to the Hotel to see if Tom was there.
He was.
We were back in the GreenPlace in 10 minutes.

My memory gets a little Hazy for the rest of this night. I believe we went to Stones Bar to watch the Liverpool game ( Last mention of that LS ). By the end of the 90 minutes, there were about 4 of us left.
I popped to the toilet about 5 minutes into extra time, and emerged to find Mr Wallnuts had arrived. He was talking to LS at the Bar, so I just casually walked past, over to our table, and dug out the Hash doobies. Very soon I was being told of the mammoth task that Paulli underwent to get here.
Drive to Gatwick, back home, change cars, over the channel ( or under the channel ) and then 107 MPH average, out to the Arena, on the Train instead of the Metro, sort that out, Apartment, Dampkring, then finally Stones Bar!
Seriously folks, give the man a round of applause

I gave him a choice of hash doobies!

I think we made it into the Nes again around midnight, where I just couldn’t refuse the offer of a beer from Mr Wallnuts.
I didn’t finish it, Mr Swords necked it like a champ.

Last stop of the night was to be the Original Dampkring. By now, there were 5 of us. Or as I refered to us, the Hardore. The rest were the Amanda-amature brigade.
While we were at the budbar, a group came in and got the last big table, so we took up residence at the bar.
Hot Chocolates from here are the dogs danglie’s .
We ordered quite a few.
I think I bought Cronic at € 8 a gram. The guy who served us the hot chocolates was a talkative fellow. He was in good form, and made the embers of the night burn a little longer.
I think this is an, admitedly shite, picture of the cronic.


We left here around 00:50.
Pauli was Shattered, and close to his digs. Perfect.
We took the short walk back towards home base. LS and the lads going left, and me heading straight on up Wormstreet.

As much as I wanted to just crash right out, I had packing to do, and herb to roll/smoke. My night ended sometime after 3AM, with very heavy eyes, and a whole crew of new buddies.

Good Times!

liquidSwords wrote:

Twichaldinho wrote:Wednesday, January 13th

At this point, one of the group ( whose name escapes me now ) wanted to find the post office, so I took him over while the rest of the crew headed to Hunters ( or, as it turned out, not! )
.

It was the guy with the Dr Death style sachel.. his name Chris

REI found that Satchel rather funny did he not?

So it was Chris that I split the Bag of Super Silver Haze with in Hill Street Blues.
Top Bloke.

Really good report. 5 out of 5 packages eh? Not bad. Where did you post from?

Looking forward to the football on Saturday?

jollylittlehun wrote:Really good report. 5 out of 5 packages eh? Not bad. Where did you post from?

Looking forward to the football on Saturday?

Yes, Mon the J.T'S!

I posted, as I always do, from the little Tabac place between La Grotte and Popeyes.

Exactly as i was expecting, an amazing report, gotta agree with you on that diesel from hunters, its the nuts (thanks stu1976 for the heads up they had it back in stock), m8 i cant thank you enough for the choice of 3 hash joints when we met in stones, after all that hassle it was perfect, white gold was gorgeous, looking forward to meeting up out there again for a smoke

Top report as the norm and along with LS report its been a nice end to the week.
Just waiting on yours now PW!

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