Thanks guys.
Good porn shops
Good porn shops
Need some new DVDs to add to the wank bank seeing as I am newly single.
Thanks guys.
Thanks guys.
You are now leaving the future.
Re: Good porn shops
Wilko'10 wrote:Need some new DVDs to add to the wank bank seeing as I am newly single.
Thanks guys.
Had to piss myself laughing when i read this !!
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- Sir Niall of Essex-sire
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Dude, the internet is a porn shop.
Theres many good choices, from the ones who are trying to hide their real identity. Redtube for example. To those a bit more obvious, ijizz.com. Or Youporn if you fancy saggy amatuers having a go.
Now some will tell you to sit on your hand and make it go dead first, to that i say bollocks. You need one of these bad boys.

Your single, no-ones going to find it. If you can think of something which improves cracking out to things online any better than a plastic fuck-able foot. Then have at it.
Theres many good choices, from the ones who are trying to hide their real identity. Redtube for example. To those a bit more obvious, ijizz.com. Or Youporn if you fancy saggy amatuers having a go.
Now some will tell you to sit on your hand and make it go dead first, to that i say bollocks. You need one of these bad boys.

Your single, no-ones going to find it. If you can think of something which improves cracking out to things online any better than a plastic fuck-able foot. Then have at it.
Defeating evil with a thing called love
LMFAO thats some fetish you have there Sir NiallSir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:Dude, the internet is a porn shop.
Theres many good choices, from the ones who are trying to hide their real identity. Redtube for example. To those a bit more obvious, ijizz.com. Or Youporn if you fancy saggy amatuers having a go.
Now some will tell you to sit on your hand and make it go dead first, to that i say bollocks. You need one of these bad boys.
Your single, no-ones going to find it. If you can think of something which improves cracking out to things online any better than a plastic fuck-able foot. Then have at it.
Babylon 'wan tief mi 'erb. But mi bun it bfoe dey come.
Sir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:Dude, the internet is a porn shop.
Theres many good choices, from the ones who are trying to hide their real identity. Redtube for example. To those a bit more obvious, ijizz.com. Or Youporn if you fancy saggy amatuers having a go.
Now some will tell you to sit on your hand and make it go dead first, to that i say bollocks. You need one of these bad boys.
Your single, no-ones going to find it. If you can think of something which improves cracking out to things online any better than a plastic fuck-able foot. Then have at it.
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There is a shop along the Nieuwendijk between the Martelaarsgracht and the spot where it takes a right turn to run parallel to the Damrak. The Martelaarsgracht is the tail of the NZV heading to the Station Centraal. Head towards the Damrak and it is on the left not too far along. Their selection is pretty much whats available in the other shops, but their prices are a good deal cheaper. I have no idea what the name of the shop might be because they use plain brown wrappers.
I looked on Google Maps. Put in "Ramskooi Amsterdam NL" and the place where Ramskooi meets Nieuwendijk is close enough.
I looked on Google Maps. Put in "Ramskooi Amsterdam NL" and the place where Ramskooi meets Nieuwendijk is close enough.
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- Sir Niall of Essex-sire
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You know what, now i've thought about it. Your single, looking for a chance to plough something. Fuck the internet, get your arse to one of these nights.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -sons.html
Yea some of them are a bit rough, but i reckon they'd be gagging for it. Close your eyes and think of Queen and Country if it thats bad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -sons.html
Yea some of them are a bit rough, but i reckon they'd be gagging for it. Close your eyes and think of Queen and Country if it thats bad.
Defeating evil with a thing called love
Vintage BintageSir Niall of Essex-sire wrote:You know what, now i've thought about it. Your single, looking for a chance to plough something. Fuck the internet, get your arse to one of these nights.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -sons.html
Yea some of them are a bit rough, but i reckon they'd be gagging for it. Close your eyes and think of Queen and Country if it thats bad.