Kids say the darndest things..

[ItsCashed]

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications
to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple, the candidate
must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was
the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the
floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a
natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one
born by C-section?"

[jellydonut]

my six year old nephew wondered aloud at dinner "mom, why do boys have a penis but girls just have a big hole there?" uhhhh...gulp.

[OSP3RT3LUVATUT3M]

many years ago my 5 yr old daughter was explaining to me about butterflies and excitedly told me that a pupil inside a racoon turns into a butterfly then it climbs out ! I still smile at that one !!

[luvtick]

I smoke in my garage. My daughter doesn't go in the garage because she is afraid of everything... Before she was old enough to use the intercom on the phone, she would come out to the garage if she needed me. She'd stick her little face through the tiniest crack in the door and call me. More than a few times, I'd just have finished a big bong rip and the garage would be filled with smoke, so I know she's smelled it.

One day we pulled into a parking spot and as we were getting out of our car, a carload of young kids pulled up next to us. When they got out of their car, a cloud of smoke followed them...(think Fast Times At Ridgemont High) When the cloud reached my daughter's nose, she exclaims, "Mommy! It smells just like our garage!" With supressed laughter I answer, "Yes, it does, baby....yes it does!"