Tell a pointless, but believable lie

Mancuso · Post by **Mancuso** » Tue 23rd Mar 2010 11:04 pm

The rules are simple.

The lie must be pointless (no kudos to be gained) and entirely believable.

I'll give an example.

My sister used to work as a waitress in a top London hotel. One night she served dinner to Paul McCartney and she reckons he was a right miserable cunt and didn't leave a tip.

There you go, a pointless lie. I gain nothing from that story, and I don't even have a sister.

Come on folks, be entertaining with your lies.

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Tue 23rd Mar 2010 11:20 pm

Twitch likes to pretend he's from Edinburgh, but he is really called Dave from Basildon. He likes Bulldogs, Stella and aviiiiin it laaaargeeee.

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Wed 24th Mar 2010 03:30 pm

For the sake of clarification ( and my sanity ) he's not talking about this twitch, but my buddy with out the " t " and the more involved name

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Wed 24th Mar 2010 06:11 pm

Im a shit liar, sorry.

The above two posts had me craking up though.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Wed 24th Mar 2010 06:54 pm

This thread is awesome.

colinzeal · Post by **colinzeal** » Wed 24th Mar 2010 07:02 pm

^lmao

boner is not going to visit amsterdam anymore. he will be posting less in future.

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Wed 24th Mar 2010 11:17 pm

colinzeal wrote:^lmao

boner is not going to visit amsterdam anymore. he will be posting less in future.

Toker70 · Post by **Toker70** » Thu 25th Mar 2010 02:06 pm

I'm not looking forward to 4/20 and i don't want to meet anyone from here for a few smokes!!!!!!!