Birmingham. I always vote for the underdog and one of my favourite footie clips is from the game the two teams played where the ball goes back to the Villa keeper from a throw in and he moves to kick it but makes minimal contact and the ball spins behind him into the net for an own goal.
I'd go with Rhino, but if i was in the fight.. i'd go with polar bear, cos i would just want to give it a big hug.. which i suppose could be a clever move because he would attack me when my guard was down.. ok, i've gone off on a tangent.