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Hi Stuart
thanks as ever for the report and also as usual cracking us up in the office with your honest way of writing. You mentioned in the last report about your habit of alienating yourself when you get hammered and this time you go into more detail about your behaviour in Hunters, Im still laughing

....cheered me right up, I do wish that one day I am there at the same time as you, we could do a hash crawl, and for variety end with that White Widow mixed with some katsu Black Widow, .....

katsu black widow was Crap with a capital C i would say that was the biggest disappointment of the trip

stuart1976 wrote:katsu black widow was Crap with a capital C i would say that was the biggest disappointment of the trip

...well if i didnt know it was you writing id dismiss your comments, but I respect your opinion, though cant recall ever reading anyone else say that, it seems to be the one that everyone likes....is it possible you were too ripped on other strains to enjoy??.....maybe even Katus get bad batches..im confused...

had it plenty of times no confusing it at all it was just weak same with the HGF cheese. hopefully its better for you mate but they were bordering on terrible for me

..well you know your onions as they say so I am forewarned, though a bit anxious now as Im having trouble in UK finding anything that rips me into shreds and I thought at least when in a month or three i reach dam I always know that my Black Widow awaits, recently in the UK ive had lemon haze, a mango something, a well grown Chronic and sweetleaf strains to name but a few. After a couple of days though I can smoke them all day and not get hammered, and thats with no baccy. The one thing im finding consistent is a few bits of charas i got recently..

anyhow, appreciate the tip, hows your feet?

Quick write-up Stuart -- thx. Let's have some more.

Great report so far Stuart, top read, the white widow sounds whipper
Looking foward to the next instalment.

Peace out

Nice report Stu, sorry to hear bout your foot. i will be checking out both the so gouda and Sour D in a months time. hoping the NYCD is better though.

Peace
Dr D

DAY 2..

up at 6 finish last few tokes of last nights joint roll one with all of last night s hunters batch nyc diesel, kushadelic, so gouda and sour diesel nice wake and bake everything has slowed back down finish off cheese still think its not that strong check messages on acd message from pauli t&t at 420 about 8 see if anyone turned up to my doomed hunters t&t. looks like gapie showed sorry man. did reply but it came out messed up like me this morning, shower then coffee and ww joint (save the last few grams for nes).got a plan today de pijp coffeeshop hobble stock up with goodies for nes, got acd member garglass texting me for a meet up in dam square then smoke, might see gapia at club media but doubt after the no show last night. and meet up with paul wallace at club media 11. need to check in and pay deposit, strong coffeee and croissant.

reception/shop


get a filtered coffee but theres no milk to buy so no crunchy nut cornflakes so butter croissants and chocolate croissants this morning.
at 10 we leave for flavorpark

new graffiti






swimming pool at flavorpark


its had a new paint so odds on will be back open this summer. arrive at dam square 30 mins to spare garglass should be here but no sign . text him, ill be there soon. this kept repeating for about 20 minuetes as soon as i spot him its tram to albert cuyp straat check out first map i made to club media first street not on map? second street not on map turn the phone 180 degrees there you go.



peice of piss to find club media looks like a posh juice bar we have in kent a few tables one side and the other side a long comfy looking bench that would fit loads of ACD members doing a de pijp crawl. small menu, want Hindu Kush not in stock second choice not in stock he picks something i might like, no thanks can i see pot of gold please yes thats nice too, i was allowed to open and sniff the weighed bags but the pot of gold was nice yelow colour covered in crystals and bloody stank. let me put that in the for stuart only pocket. think nic got chocolape wasnt that good, garglass got nothing??? been chatting to him on messenger and hes on about smoking tons well thats a shit start then. round the corner to katsu looking forward to black widow not had it for a couple of trips. if i didnt have a dodgy foot i would of ran top speed black widow please 20 euro deal load up Verdamper chuck on heating element and wait have a little toke give it to garglass its not really working so stick a bit in small skin to try, tastes lovely but no high yet wait a little longer and nothing. was thinking of getting northern lights silverpearl but not not interested now, small shitty coffee as well.

Sarphatipark




right carmona next not been before need the map by the time we got there my foots playing up again, so i walk slower which if anything made it worse. friendly dealer here want to sell us everything but best deal here by a mile is the harwain haze tasty litttle bugger too, wasnt to high but it was certainly value for money the smoking room door was shut so we left. not sure how far i can go now getting nasty pain shooting up my leg. next road pop into yo yo
lots of 5 euro bags good deals but most werent up to scratch especially the shiva x hex horrid stuff, didnt really like the shiva either only one i liked was amnesia haze or was it a haze wish i got more of it. nice shop nice dealer if little slow to deal with purchases. right have to change things abit now papillion was next but im not going to get back to tram stop if we do so go to de graal instead by the time we arrive im struggling want some white gold but decide 5 euro bag (go for the 20 euro bag), it had turned to powder at bottom of bag and it looked one shyt deal and parvati to be honest i thought this was old and dry and a let down. get on tram one stop make it to mellow yellow text the couple im there can of coke gram of sleezstack and gram of super silver haze the tubs smelt great half full but hardly any buds in either gram stick the ssh in a joint, got stoned but nothing to write home about and the sleeze is nothing compared to a couple of months ago what the fucks happening here, im not expecting miracle bud just want to get High. tram to dam square walk round corner to HGF cross over through alley to grey area its expensive here not keen on the prices at all so get the cheap reliable yellow cab nothing special but got higher off it than most bud today. load up map on phone to paradox (first time here)i buy 5 euro bags of most green and a gram of manili jungle stuff pauli wallnuts suggested and after looking at the choclata hash hard and dry so just a 5 or 6 euro bag. i need something cold so go for banana milkshake Wow loads of bananas in that its more like a smoothie loved it. nik passes me a chocolape joint he rolled yesterday still not a fan, oh yeah i got chocolape from here stick the 6 euro bag in. not complaining but couldnt really make a decent joint with half a gram so they are alot smaller than usual. paradox chocoape is nice much better taste nice little buds lots of long dark hairs. now the bag of la woman, yummy smell. then amnesia haze nice much better than yoyos version . manili jungle hash umm nice Hash only drawback a little hard but warmed up nicely. finally chocolata hah went to bend it and it shattered into bits worse purchase here but was still an alright joint. back to dam square past the grand hotel krasnapilsky (pelt wrong walk to second canal then a right to greenplace 2 grams blueberry cheese build a joint lovely cheesy taste with hints of blueberry Nice wasnt great but much better than HGF cheese this trip go left down to basejoe gram of bas special please. my pockets are bulging now, toe is throbbing, left leg is starting to cramp up a bit take out insole from trainer not sure if it was a good idea but at least the toes dont feel so cramped together but its rock solid without insole. limp to burger bar angus 200 gram italian bread onion and cheese plus blue cheese. fuck me that was tasty back to dam square. we lost garglass ages ago didnt do the look at that now run technique i think he really didnt want to smoke and i think he thinks i smoked to much?? alll in all he had about 5 tokes on a pure joint. why did he come with us. sorry for lack of pictures was trying to walk as fast as possible nes is tomorrow and had alot of shopping to do. i looked for some trainers no luck on anything cheap and im not waking round in slippers odds on would of been comfy though i have manged to get some foot pad thing but didnt really help as it kept moving back at zeeburg trainers off coffee and a film dont ask what it was i didnt watch had lots of joints to make asked nic to help and he jumped to it joint after joint cheers mate. this is where i got bored with skinning up and nicked all the joints he made and smoked em plus my ones some stuff i didnt want to share and some bud not good enough smoked all yoyo buds that was a mission as i didnt like em, saved the a haze though.



















we did make a little bong which messed up not wure what i smoked was hash maybe a peice of mud and it was disgusting. there were little bits of stalk everywhere joints chucked in every direction, it was a bit of a mess, but ended with over 20 grams in joints lots of 1 gramers and other half 2 gramers.

Cool street art pics man, when high I can look at stuff like that for a long time. I'll have to track down some good pieces to sit & have a doob to while trying to make it out It's a shame some of the deals you bought weren't up to scratch mind, bad batch maybe, or do you think the overall quality in A'dam is getting worse off? (I could be looking into it too much here, ha. Watch at the the time of my visit it all be soap bar & grass cuttings... ).

I'd have opted for slippers tbh mate, although things could get messy with furry ones.

An impressive amount of doobage there in your little makeshift cuban-style rolling den, get the joint rolling handbook out next time

The pic of the table with all the weed on (yeah, i know, which one!)...lets say the one with the orange & red lighers, with all the baggies (blunt packet in top left corner)...can you remember the bags weight(not the actual bag, but it's contents )? If the NYD near the orange clipper is a gram then i'm looking forward to going to the place you bought it from Reason i'm blabbering like a cunt is that I made a post a while back asking for baggie pics next a lighter so I could gauge what the deals are like, so thanks for these (even though it was unintentional...or was it? muwahaha... ).

Good TR so far, been a tickler to read.

Some great pics stuart and a top report as always. Always some stories in there that make me laugh.....thanks for sharing.

Cheers for that Stuart,good to see the foot didn't slow you down too much.

Cool report.

Great pix. Too bad about yer foot. One of my travel rules has always been "never bring brand new shoes on vacation" of course my wife hates that I'm wandering around the city in my beat-up hiking shoes, but they're comfortable. I'm sad to hear the Black Widow ain't up to snuff.

great reporting man, no offence intended but that pic of you in your specs has a touch of the theo pathitis about it (I may be alone in seeing that though)