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stuart1976 wrote:right so im back. mums had an operation which went well starting chemotherapy soon spoke to the doctor at the new hospital and hes pretty happy shes gonna be fine. so im one happy chappy . popping back next week to see whats happening. thanks all for the kind words.
nearly finished day 3 so will be up soon

Spot on mate, i'm over the moon for you & your mum, might come across as slightly weird but hearing this news brought a smile to my face & a relief from my chest so I can only try to imagine how you're feeling.

Looking forward to part 3...

DAY 3..

wake up about 7 pick out one of the joints rolled last night (tcm) the cheese mix greeplace blueberry cheese and HGF cheese, not the strongest but you nice gotta love the taste. need the toilet open the door and there's someone wanting food outside. just ignore him and he waddles off



back quickly, kettle on finish off joint. ive noticed toes not hurting but its had plenty of rest last night. forgot about meeting at 420 shit, send a sorry i was stoned message. have a wee look about, there you are saved the pot of gold from club media for morning wake and bake i cant remember much but i liked it alot very moreish but i only got a gram. oh yeah it my birthday 34 year old, i don't really care about my birthdays or Christmas im not a kid any more but it fills nice to be in Amsterdam, nics up keeps going on he wants to get a thai massage but today i need a little rest with my toe, had some nasty headaches and sort of wished i never had a toke and talk at nes, but i gotta go. got a bit of bud left to occupy me but nics got loads WooHoo, Hello
nic. should of gone back to bed but wanna smoke so shower then smoke. pop into zeeburg shop and buy some strong tape i quickly take some more pictures of zeeburg, there's lots of work going on getting it ready for summer.




























i am a little tired day but continue to smoke tape the pad things i got around my toe and its feeling much better. we leave about 3 get into dam for burger bar i feel better now have a walk about

nics gay picture not mine..






and end up at HGF no more cheese left so a gram of silverpearl wait 15 mins for new batch of cheese 2 grams please. a little stronger but still not like December

get to nes about 5:40 say hi to DC and spot an empty table. Dc brings the cake out, mentions it might not be great.



could see DC gone to some effort and its a big big thanks to DC he could of told me to fuck off. nes is of course packed, i look about and think about how good nes is for a toke and talk. well put it this way its not good place really, its the only place lots of seats, they sell alcohol, as its not a coffeeshop feels way more laid back there's not piss all over the toilets its pretty damn clean they have a vap and allow smoking, they don't sell but just bring loads of bud with you its win win win in my book, will pop in alot more from now on plus they have a pool table. pull out the baggy with the joints in and chuck it on the table, the A Haze joint falls out and its in my mouth and lit within a second. nice joint would go back to yo yo for more of that, another joint then another followed by another drink another joint, DC sits down has a little chat with me stoned and quiet and nic waffling on left right and center im surprised we were not asked to leave.6:30 arrives i think is anyone gonna come ? to be honest i don't care that much i got cake drink and lots of joints to smoke. a little while latter notice a stuart mentioned and DC pointing to me, here we go (please dont be the couple or garglass, want smokers) well i wasnt expecting this acd member big smile on his face as his just got into town(i think it was treetop?)shake hands hug kiss and fondle each other, No just shake hands, we get comfy chat, i give him joint, and one for myself. its about 7 now and see DC pointing over again, we are all pretty stoned maybe a little out of it by now, and all turn to see whose arrived. all i heard was blah blah blah ACD blah blah (i think nic and treetop fault the same thing) a little look at each other.im thinking this is gonna be hard work he sits down next to me shake hands and says i do not know, what? now i understand Phew, its gapie hes a sorted bloke, pass him my joint and light another, were all chatting well nics waffling on and im whispering and the others are chatting some more time goes by and pauli wallnuts comes in. pass him the nyc and sour diesel 2 gram joint and hes not smoking green just hash, damn it. everyone's chatting and im still whispering. joints all round by now.finish off the 1 gram joints that's it so get out the better joints starting with (wwbw) this was 3 grams and my baby didnt wanna pass it but within 3 tokes im mashed thanks to the white widow from breda pass to treetop, he likes, then nic the gapie i think he likes i don't remember everything that night gapie gets hes hash out and pauli get out some hash from anyway? he loves.ill have to get some next trip, get the joint back and it hits i feel tired so i try to smoke more quicker, next joint saved all the 2 gramers and they do hit home. DC comes and sits with us and its time for cake its room temp now. treetop couldn't have any glucose intoloernt or whatever he said first nibble well it tastes of hash hash and cake and massacre the rest of the slice. another joint by about 9:20 im bloody tired.



its bloody busy and DC coming back to the table when he can everyone's chatting but im in my little dreamy world i cant realty do anything,
open my eyes and smoke, close my eyes and smoke i did that for about 30 mins. listening to gapie point out someone, i do remember lots of people coming over and saying hello to gapie and of course i could hear nic explaining something and everyone wishing he would be quiet. treetop mentions hes off and i sort of jump out of my chair and its time to go, i just didn't want to fall asleep so i left around 10 DC put last slices of cake in bag with some muffins which had some drugs in said my thanks? er well i dont really remember i said goodbye
and gave treetop my durban poison joint. DC, gapie, pauli and treetop are all sorted and if im in town again would definitely say hello and go for a smoke, and was out. right sorry guys i was stoned and tired don't think i did much talking but next time ill put that right and ill remember to give DC the choco fingers as well. not sure what happened but all of a sudden me and nic are minutes from missing the last tram. oh yeah i sent him homegrown fantasy to get more cheese and he got lost. at flavorpark lite up joint for the walk, only 2 joints left. in cabin smoked what i had left and we smoked nics stash. No i think he accused me of stealing his cheese and kush bags first, looked in the same 2 places and gives me a dodgy look over and over again, hey i didn't touch your bags mate, i know. yeah bullshit you think i nicked it. he finds them in a cup he stashed away was a real stupid place to put them, but hes not giving me dodgy looks now.



so i just munch the rest of the cakes and muffins a little stuffed and we smoke



we did smoke a lot and if anything this day is a bit of a blur thanks to nic for filling in some blind spots. was way too stoned to take pictures i just wanted to smoke and smoke.

Still a good write up , great news about your mum, well pleased for you both

Wonderfull news Stuart.Best to you and your mom.

Gald you mother is doing better!

Cheers for that Stuart;nice to hear your moms on the mend

gr8 news about your mum m8,,,sounds like a good time was had at nes

great write up and pics, and even better news. All the best man,

Looks like you had a right royal rumble in the Dam ! Again Soz to hear bout your Mum and glad everythin is goin well , i went through it with my Dad so i know how you are feeling ! Peace out

Hopy your mom is feeling better man.

Hi Stewart nice TR - now I don't have to post mine
Great to meet up with you and nic. Had a blast at the NES cafe with DC being a great host. Gapie had a very unusual way of expressing himself. I thought he was cool. Had a good idea of what he was saying most of the time but he has such an unusual way of saying it was difficult to get used to it.

You were all indicaised by some white widow I think you mentioned by the time I arrived. Sometimes it pays to be late! Looking foreward to the next installment. Partly cos I cannot remember too much about this trip and need as many holes filled in as possible!

Thanks for the report and my best to your mom.

DAY 4..

woke up totally wasted, i cant say its a bad thing, first thing that popped to mind was shit i gave the durban poison joint to treeop. i know its cheap and i can get more today, but i want it now. most would not like it but i like it alot. so today is a big bloody blur to me all i remember was meeting up with the couple went to some coffeeshops somewhere. my toe was great today the not walking 3-4 miles on it yesterday worked wonders. its weird how i remember this part only but it popped in my head kingdoc mentioned mexi ice at bluebird plus i wanted blue cheese as well. the blue cheese smelt out of this world, but it was the driest bit of weed ive ever seen. but the mexi ice had a little nibble on it and put to the stuart only pocket. left the couple here and popped back round to basjoe for toke and talk. more bas special.(best coffee all trip and cheapest). 4:20 arrives and i think treetop pops in says hello and unpacks his wares he still got the durban poison joint (bastard lol) shortly after pauli wallnuts walks in, he loves his bike. were all happy today wasted but happy, i think treetop goes to skin up and were all like it got to be pure so treetop starts to grind a gram base didnt stick so pauli says hell make it as hes loading it it needs more than a gram, which i think surprises treetop hands more weed over, i think he doesn't do pure as it bloody costs, pauli makes a lovely little cone and its passed around, it tasted beautiful as its not ruined by tobacco but it cost about 15 euros for that privilege. as we talk it comes to acd trip reports and i say fuck acd (i am ashamed of that) last thing in my mind was a trip report today no noted no pictures no nothing. nics been going on about this bloody thai massage for 2 days now. so when we leave we have a little detour through the RLD. im too stoned to make technique 1 work but technique 2 should work its basically walk nearer to the window with a hoody on worked plenty of times in the past they just grab the hood and dont let go if your lucky there give you a quick squeeze to tempt you in but nothing today. and thats it sorry its a real blur.

DAY 5

wake up stressed ive got shit loads to smoke in a very short time, re stocked up on nyc diesel and sour diesel at hunters and god know what but theres loads. wake and bake is white gold scrape the bag and its not looking the shitty deal i thought. lovely joint. then the jungle one from paradox not as good as white gold, but its a tasty strong hash. 3rd joint the nexi ice stick the .9 of a gram in and fuck me im in heaven this is me all over, ill be getting this every trip from now on. roll up about 8 pure joints start to smoke we get coffee then the couple turn up its time to go. Shit. got a bit of a cough today and the constant nonstop toking doesnt help within an hour im done and thank god i was sitting. next thing at eurotunnel. i rate there customs as shyt. number 1 please
drive in weird look from customs lady, what you doing here. they told us to come in, ok passports please. she walks off.(im expecting a get out the car please)lets say ive been busted a few times. but never convicted except for growing Years ago. seems to always get me stopped at customs though. comes back with passports looks at pictures then us
leans in, where you been. to holland,have you got reciepts yes we stayed in an ampartment here you go, what about you 2, we stayed at a campsite, you got a reciept, er
got this. ok goes away again. leans back in window, so what you do there, we had a relaxing trip and those 2 had a smoke celebrated hes birthday.looks at me and nic.you have a good time, yes thanks it was good, ok. goes away again. im starting to think
shes gonna want to search the cars now get the dog. leans back in the window, so you bring any drugs back? no no no no. ok, have you been smoking in the car, the couple reply i wouldnt alow it. thats funny, why, cause it reeks of dope in here, nooo maybe smell off my jumper.
were gonna get pulled we've brought a little back couple have brought a fair bit back, and thats not even mentioning 100s of pouches of tobacco in the boot. ok you can go hope you enjoy your
your drive home, WE WILL bye. honestly did that just really bloody happen, was an oscar performance by the couple in the front the way he said we dont allow smoking in the car and it stank of cheese nyc diesel souur diesel headband and a few others must of smoked a quarter
in pure joints at least.

so thoughts this trip, well im getting real board with amsterdam. gone solo, with friends, strangers with groups with girlfriends, by car, boat, coach and plane. and i cant stop doing the same every trip. im gonna have a little break but odds on go solo to 420 2011. theres a few acd members i would like to get stoned

thanks for taking all that time to write your report Stewart I enjoyed reading it
sorry to hear 'bout your Mam but glad to hear she is feeling better.

How is the Hunters Sour D mate ?