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Posted: Tue 6th Apr 2010 02:04 pm
by mrdcotor
"I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn."

Dr. Kelso

Posted: Wed 7th Apr 2010 07:11 am
by Ingwey Gooblebogger
My wife doesn't have a vibrator,


That YOU know of..... :D
Note: check under the bedside table where she keeps her nighty/panties/etc. That's where they usually hide them, when not in use.

So, maybe she has fast fingers? :D
thats the end of your theory IG
Yes, see the fingers comment. :D

In all seriousness, if your partner is occasionally using porn or a vibrator, then that is likely not a big a deal, but if they would rather do that than be with you, then that is a problem.

And you other fellas, yes, your old lady "does not need" a vibrator because you are all such magnificent lovers. :D :D :D :roll:

Posted: Wed 7th Apr 2010 09:28 am
by blackshore
mrdcotor wrote:"I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn."

Dr. Kelso

:D

Posted: Mon 19th Apr 2010 10:19 am
by titus wong
Valo wrote:
STENMAN wrote:
Valo wrote:What's porn??? :oops:
Nice try Valo, as if we believe that quote mate. :!:
It's true mate.....if u asked me what a Sybian was....i would say a region in Russia :D
Sybian?? Isn't that some sort of middle eastern sammich?

Posted: Mon 19th Apr 2010 03:03 pm
by Adamster
titus wong wrote:
Valo wrote:
STENMAN wrote: Nice try Valo, as if we believe that quote mate. :!:
It's true mate.....if u asked me what a Sybian was....i would say a region in Russia :D
Sybian?? Isn't that some sort of middle eastern sammich?
Image

you ladies sit on this and have the ride of your life ;)

Re: Do ALL men do porn?

Posted: Mon 19th Apr 2010 07:28 pm
by Kingdoc
bridget wrote:Yeah, I get it.. but I don't understand with my BF as it's a lot of the time... hence this thread :)

Do all men do it as soon as their bird isn't around? Don't get me wrong I am not a prude.. I go to the peep shows and sex shows in Dam - they're a laugh but I just don't get why my BF has to look at it so often? I look at it and then I am bored after a while of looking.. it's pretty much all the same..

Anyway I am sorry for moaning I would just love some guys' feedback.

I would also understand if I was an overweight shot-putter but I'm not!

Thanks x




How dare you!! we dont all look at dirty pictures,Not at all! as we prefer the HD videos :lol:.

Posted: Mon 19th Apr 2010 07:30 pm
by Kingdoc
Adamster wrote:
titus wong wrote:
Valo wrote: It's true mate.....if u asked me what a Sybian was....i would say a region in Russia :D
Sybian?? Isn't that some sort of middle eastern sammich?
Image

you ladies sit on this and have the ride of your life ;)



The howard stern show has that thing on there.

Posted: Tue 20th Apr 2010 01:35 am
by MikeD.
BaBa Booey BaBa Booey!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue 20th Apr 2010 01:36 am
by MikeD.
or should I say
Get The Poison Out!!! :lol:

Posted: Tue 20th Apr 2010 05:43 am
by cantona7
ok this reminds me of a story from a few days ago

so im at youngs(my local headshop) to pick up some papers(they were out of the thin ones!!) and waiting in line. this dude in front of me buys almost $70 worth of porn mags. first thing that goes through my mind "people still buy those?". couldn't look dude in the eye as i knew what he was going to be doing in 30 mins. he looked like jeffrey dahmer too.