Who is the oldest stoner here?

SeniorHippies · Post by **SeniorHippies** » Fri 16th Apr 2010 08:40 pm

Twitch's 64 outranks SH's 63, and Mrs. SH's 62. We know several people, though, who smoke and are older by a goodly margin.

grateful deb · Post by **grateful deb** » Fri 16th Apr 2010 11:21 pm

I smoked with my mom when she was 69. She's gonna be 80 this year. She liked it but said she didn't need another vice at her age. I'm such a bad influence.

I gave my dad 3 joints when he was undergoing chemo 4 years ago, just "in case". He never needed them, he smoked cigars and drank brandy to get by. Nice, I wonder where I get it from.

(I bummed the joints back

when I ran out. My dad is in remission now.)

Can you believe he was actually reluctant to give it back? Especially since he has hassled me about smoking pot for years?

zz · Post by zz » Sat 17th Apr 2010 01:12 am

grateful deb wrote:(I bummed the joints back when I ran out. My dad is in remission now.)

Can you believe he was actually reluctant to give it back? Especially since he has hassled me about smoking pot for years?

Great story, especially the part about asking for them back. I would sooo do that.

I'm 46. Sounds like I'm in the middle of the pack (on this thread at least, lol).

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 01:37 pm

I'll be 60 come July (and it cant come slow enough

)So i've just bought myself a present...4 days in The Dam (what else?)

...

templeball · Post by **templeball** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 02:40 pm

My dad asks every year or so for a puff or two (my step mum still smokes as does my mum sometimes, 70 and late 60's respectively), and its always the same with dad, he complains nothing happens, sits there drumming his fingers up and down, gets up, has bright red stoned eyes, goes to the kitchen and eats loads, comments that the TV programme seems to be going on and on and on, then moans that 'once again' nothing has happened and goes to bed!

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 02:44 pm

hahaha thats ^^ brilliant.

grateful deb · Post by **grateful deb** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 04:07 pm

darkglobe - An early Happy Birthday to you! The Dam - the gift that keeps giving! Are you going solo? You should go longer, you only turn 60 once!

templeball - that's great! Must be fun to watch. Parents - they do the craziest things.

Can someone tell me how to quote? (I'm a techno putz)

Kingdoc · Post by **Kingdoc** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 05:48 pm

I will be 35 in january man.

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 05:49 pm

grateful deb wrote: Parents - they do the craziest things.

Can someone tell me how to quote? (I'm a techno putz)

This parent took his daughter to Amsterdam for her first time for her 38th birhtday.

Just click on Quote, then add what you want to say.

HasjDreamer · Post by **HasjDreamer** » Sat 17th Apr 2010 11:10 pm

Gnarleydudeman wrote:-what's in this man?
~mostly mouwie-wawie and a little bit of Labrador
- Labrador, man?
~yea my dog ate my stash, had to follow him around with a dustpan & brush for two weeks
- you mean we're smokin dog shit man?

Haha - cracks me up

GDM

Back in the early '80's, my fiance and rented a fancy schmancy hotel room overlooking the Charles River in Cambridge with my sister and brother-in-law. On the way we stopped at the long defunct record store "Strawberry's" for a copy of the C&C album JUST for the giganto paper inside. We arrive at the hotel and have the special "executive" 10th floor and the bellboy hands us the elevator key telling us "this keeps the riffraff out". Sure, just GIVE the keys to the chicken coop to the foxes!

My brother-in-law proceeded to roll up 3/4 oz of REALLY nice old skool Panama Red into a true C&C sized "labrador" (hey, Led Zeppelin...). It took two to light: one to toke, the other to apply the flame. Once it caught you needed your smoking partner near by because every toke triggered a major flare-up requiring someone to blow out the flame before it got out of control! MASSIVE, MASSIVE hits and the room soon filled up with so much smoke some fire alarm must have triggered so before you know it we get a knock on the door...

"Security"

Now, there's nothing we could do and remember: this WAS still the Reagan '80's and we're not sure what they're gonna do. Fortunately it was a younger cool dude who simply waved his hands in front of his face and asked us to PLEASE open the door to the balcony.

We smoked that joint all day tiring of it and smoking normal sized ones until about a quarter of the resin-lab remained. I think my brother in law took it home with him the next day.

us2 · Post by **us2** » Sun 2nd May 2010 09:25 pm

We went to Amsterdam at begining of April to celebrate mr us2's 58th birthday. Hope to do many more birthday celebrations there.

cantona7 · Post by **cantona7** » Sun 2nd May 2010 10:47 pm

oldest toker i know personally that comes to mind right now is my bro whos 35 and hes my older bro. i turn 26 this september.

tastywaves · Post by **tastywaves** » Sun 2nd May 2010 11:43 pm

Young 58 on the 13th this month. I'll burn em until my lungs don't work.

blueridge · Post by **blueridge** » Mon 3rd May 2010 01:38 am

I'll be 50 in November. Only really drink right after I run out of weed which I get very seldom in recent years. After a few days I remember (thankfully) what a piss poor substitute it is in my opinion and just get on with life unaltered.

Thanks davex4 for this thread; its gotten a lot of great responses. And thanks as well to Twitch who, if I am not mistaken, started a similar thread last year before 420. Until I read that thread I imagined that all of you were were like 23 or something and I felt a little pathetic hanging out here. In fact I was seriously afraid that I would be totally out of place in a coffeeshop and would feel like a curiosity to what I was sure would be bunch 20-something stoners.

Oh and happy (quite belated) birthday grateful deb. I guess I should consider my upcoming trip in June to be an early b-day gift to me

Cudi_420 · Post by **Cudi_420** » Mon 3rd May 2010 01:57 am

At 24, I am definitely the oldest stoner here.