Trip report 12/04/10-16/04/10

[Kermit]

Green Place upstairs? Shit i must smoke to much in there, where are the stairs please?

Cracking report keep em flowing

I can't help sorry I only know I was upstairs because i wrote it down can't even picture the stairs in my head

Anyone else know where the stairs are?, did you go in the smoking room?

[ftcarer]

Green Place upstairs? Shit i must smoke to much in there, where are the stairs please?

Cracking report keep em flowing

I can't help sorry I only know I was upstairs because i wrote it down can't even picture the stairs in my head

Anyone else know where the stairs are?, did you go in the smoking room?

This just gets better, can't say I noticed a smoking room either , is it separate ? upstairs/downstairs?

[Bilbo Baggins]

Nice report FTC, making a note to look out for Happy Farmer--and that Mexi ice hash sounds nice---keep posting and have a nice day tomorrow

[islandgurl]

Yep ft, mention ACD and James will treat you right.

The LA Confidential was awesome, imo. I bought 5 grams of it.

[Pauli Wallnuts]

Thanks FTC reporting

[Kingdoc]

Nice report! thanks .

[geoffk]

Nice

[gixxer]

GR8 stuff

[ftcarer]

Tuesday 13/04/10
Turn over and look at my phone , 07:30 , funny , wifey didn't ring to wake me like she said she would , never mind pick up joint & lighter and go ito living room to smoke M comes in says good morning gets a drink of water goes back to bed ( he remembers none of this when I mention it later ) go back to bed till 09:00 , up open door & smoke a Happy Farmer joint with the morning air floating in & the sound of church bells , bloody awesome , HF , lovely morning high Try to ring home ,no answer stil early though , send a txt saying all cool , don't worry love you ,

Out we go , 5 mins up the road wifey rings , ask why she didn't ring earlier , very sleepy voice , " sorry babe just woke up " no worries , love you
A nice morning walk brings us to Rokerij II,Singel8 , D gets Cali Haze 1g/? (think it was 11E) M gets Top Sahara 1g/10E .
Have a bastard toothache , which started on the way over here , 2 nurofen haven't touched it so i'm smoking Bas Special & Blueberry joints to help get rid of it , get very stoned very quickly , toothaches gone though J , M & D are all smoking something through the house bong , FK's what don't ask .

Leave to head off for Amnesia , take a few pics along the way , get there quick enough , pretty much empty , Very happy friendly budguy serves us , I get NightShade 1g/10E ( am told it's some heavy shit , which it does turn out to be , knockout stuff strong soily smell lovely smoke before bed & well worth 10E/g imo ), M gets LSD 1g13/E .

We get a vape set up with LSD & sit down by the entrance to smoke , while we're there they change the tables were sitting at to 2 gold toppped 1's , I ask if they are real considering how much the owners make which gets a laugh from the budguy. LSD through the vape tastes very nice , a light buzzy high from what I remember . Stoned & hungry , off to the Pancake Bakery .
Don't want to piss off my tooth so stick to a basic cheese pancake , very nice too , bloody filling.
All done , we take a slow walk towards Grey Area , I want to try the 4077
Find GA, empty apart from 1 budguy & 2 of his mates talking at the counter ,smiles says hello & serves us straight away , I get 4077ML 1g/10E no-one else buys .BT warns me it's very strong.
Sit down by the window then go and ask to borrow a bong , budguy picks a nice big roor for us to use also hands me a cleaning wipe for when were done , no problem
4077 tastes wicked in the bong as soon enough i have a nice body stone going on
GA's a cool place to chill & people watch the budguy was friendly , thing that freaked me out was ,when we got there it was empty , 20/30 odd mins of bong/4077/use I get up to take the bong back & can't fucking move , people everywhere shoulder to shoulder , I swear every eye was watching my chair as soon as my arse left it Clean the bong , give back say my thanks off we go , heading down to Happy Feelings , also want to pass by the Koningsplein webcam , just so I can wave at my wife & kids Get near the cam , ring home , get wierd looks as I seem to be waving at the sky & shouting "love you all" to no-one in particular all done , on to Happy Feelings.
Once there , I get Bubblegum 1g/10E looks/smells very nice ( it's not lost on me that everything i've picked has looked & smelled nice lol ) J&D club together for Laughing Buddha
2g/20E , we all go through the turnstile to use the Verdamper .
Have a great time using it , try the Bubblegum, LSD & LB all good , all get very ripped

[ftcarer]

Leaving HF we head off towards Softland , pass by eXtreme , go into Chocolate Pompadour & grab a few 100g's of choccies for the kids
Find Softland soon enough , I go in alone ,clean empty shop , friendly budlady, I get SAGE 1g/13E head out & off we go , pass Abraxas , don't go in but take a piccie , carry on up to Dam , up Warmoesstraat , weave again through the RLD , eventually see FEBO ahead , get a double burger , nothing special but nice enough , then straight into apartment to chill, roll & smoke .
17:00, rolling , the others are smoking and have started a Pro Evo comp , I smoke Happy Farmer while I roll up joints of NightShade,SAGE,Bubblegum,Blueberry and a SAGE/Bubblegum mix, then think fuck it , roll & smoke another L.A.Con J wins the EVO touney , fucker , go out & get some OJ , back & ask others if their ready to go back out , M not feeling good so says he will catch up at some point , cool , bye then .
Out & find Wok to Walk , ok , prefer Wok to Go though , walk about so D can get some chips , goes into Chippy King , gets some has a few , throws them away , says there f'ing horrible .

Walk about for ages , smoking & chatting , end up oppo the station , take a few more piccies, really stoned now , NighShades doing me in (good).
Find and start to walk down Zeedijk , M manages to ring as were inline with FEBO , he's feeling better , wait 2mins for him & carry on down to Nieuwmarkt, take piccies of the iamsterdam sign End up in Green Place , I get BlueBerry Cheese 1g/13/E , J gets AK47 2g/15E & D gets White Widow 2g/15E.
Upstairs to chill& smoke , very quiet , BBC mmmmmmm tastes great .

[ftcarer]

Move on soon enough to Basjoes , tell them all "this is the best shop here imo" , but seeing as it's empty all I get in reply is , no-ones in there , can't be that good , (some people just can't be told) in I go alone , get smile & nice to see you again from a very very stoned James ( how the fuck does the man operate without opening his eyes properly lol f'ing outtanding ) buy Orange Bud 1g/7E , have a quick chat about FK's then back out to the ohters , suggest we walk over to Stix , but when we get there M doesn't like the look of it J&D agree so i say to M right fuck it you lead the way , he wants to go back to Hunters 24 passing through RLD on the way, the others agree off we go . Shouldn't take too long , after about 40 mins , I'm stoned as fuck & not trying to help as M has got us lost should have listened to me boys , I eventually ask if they want to get there or not & lead the way again , end up going through RLD ( D seems to have memorised the alleyways already lol ) round the church onto Warmoesstraat & into Hunters 24
Lady bartender remembers us and we get a big smile & a hello again .
Up to the counter where I meet Totty? for the first time, a biggish , very loud , very funny , very happy guy , obviously loves his job
I get Crystal Lady 1g/8.5E J gets Juicy Fruit 1g/8.5E & we go sit at the long corner table by the window.
M gets a round a hot choccy in , f'ing lovely .
Roll a mix of Orange Bud & Crystal Lady , nice mix but a bit harsh , drys my throat right out . My heads high but my bodys saying fuckoff not moving , don't be a dick smoke some more , you don't want to move anyway Well fucked now , but roll & smoke a Blueberry Joint , joints are being passed around , D can't remember the name Juicy Fuit so just keeps asking if anyone wants some of his Fruity Shit lol ( anyone that can produce a strain called this please do so fast , just so i can go and ask for a g of fruity shit )
He's playing catch up , as were all smoking something but D has 3 half joints infront of him lol , catch up he does though
Leave Hunters 00:45 ish , look for some food , Wok to Walk , closed , onto Wonder Wok , noodles meat(?)balls and S&S sauce, lovely, better than Wok to Walk imo .
Slow walk back to apartment , through RLD again , D leading the way on his internal map.
Get back about 02:00 , Evo gets put on again & I start rolling , roll up everything I have left , joints of Blueberry Cheese , Orange Bud & Crystal Lady . J passes round bongs of AK47 very smooth tasty smoke , tastes much better in a bong than in a joint .
Beat D at Pro Evo , get a g13/Am bong for winning , he packs the crap out of it , & I give it back to him half filled to finish which he does
03:45 my bag is empty of weed will rectify asap tomorrow , put remaining few joints in bag .
Play Evo until 04:30 then go off & crash , another day done

[Kermit]

Again excellent, sort of gets hold of me and puts me there. I prefer Wok 2 Go rather than Wok to Walk. KIKKOMAN FISH is excellent.

Again excellent

[gixxer]

brilliant m8,,, really enjoying the report

[ftcarer]

The LA Confidential was awesome, imo. I bought 5 grams of it.[/quote]

Thinking back , I should have got atleast a couple more g for me

[ftcarer]

Wednesday 14/04/10

Wake late , about 09:00 , wife didn't ring , hmmmm, light joint of FK's ( just take 1 out & spark it up ) smoke , shower, OJ , dressed , ready, whos up , just D , coming out ? Me & d head out leave msg , back soon .
While walking phone rings , wifey , "hello darling" "oh being nice to me now are you ?" WTF , "ok , what have I done ?" " I rang you at 07:30 just like you asked ,& all you said was , what the fuck are you ringing me this early for , then you put the phone down " oh shit , trying not to laugh " really sorry babes " apologies done , agreement that she won't bother to ring tomorrow and Me & D carry on, on our way .

Hit Dam square & get a bit lost , eventually with local help we make it to the Rockland area, don't go in just make it to the area , all done walk back towards apartment & stumble past Betty Boop go in for a look, ask to see the power pack , it's a fat bag of PowerPlant 3g/20E , that will do nicely ask the budguy about smoking , he says" you can smoke pure or mixed , fuck it have a cigarette if you like , I hate & don't give a fuck about that stupid fucking law " says it all with a big smile .
Me & D roll a joint each and go back to the apartment , J&M are up & ready & we head out.
Back to Hunters 24 , I have a banana fruit shake & a joint of PP for brekkie , lovely
The others just get a coffee , we then head off for food , find Manneken Pis , they get a cone each , but my toothaches back so I make do with nurofen & a PP joint , mmmmmmmm, feel better for a while atleast .
Walk down to the WesterKerk, passing Anna Frank House , piccies taken , get tram 14 to Biderdijkstraat , walk back up the road to Cheech & Chongs 2 , menu exactly the same as last july , I get White Widow 1g/8E but I get 10E worth, J gets Silver Haze 1g/10E.
We go into the back room to roll , smoke & play a few games of pool.
Play for a bit J beats us all Don't stay long , out left over 2 canals , right turn Marnixstraat , left turn Elandsgracht , the guys want more smoke before food , so we go into Rokerij IV
Me & D go and sit down , J gets Citral Haze 1g/11E? not sure on this 1 . M gets Laughing buddha 1g/9E he really likes this stuff .
Very cool shop , dieties(?) everywhere ,smoking the PP , borrow a bong & pass round bong hits of PP for everyone.
M lays back to have a stretch , budguy is straight over to make sure he's ok , he says he's fine but gets up & goes straight out for some fresh air very good to see such an alert budguy
Some guy in a turban comes in and we overhear him telling the budguy that he has come to amsterdam to be a fortune teller has a coffee then leaves , good luck with that mate
Leave Rokerij & go back up the road to try BurgerMeester , order a burger with extra cheese takes a while but cooked frsh so i'm not complaining , the others are moaing it's taking to long , tough , wait or find your own way back , what a surprise , they wait
D & M want Pancake Bakery again , so we head towards it split up at Leliegrahct, they carry on to PB me & J head towards , Grey Area , find it absoultely rammed , so pass by and go back to Amnesia , fairly busy , budguy remembers us from yesterday, both get NightShade 1g/10E, f'ing love this stuff. Get a banana milkshke for me & a limonana for J, sit at tables near the bar , next to the Big Head roll up NS & wait for D&M , have a bit of a wierd chat with another of the budguys, conversation ends with us agreeing that he would make a good fireman