Trip report 12/04/10-16/04/10
Leave Amnesia for a stoned walk back to the apartment , again pass through the RLD , walk past the oldest window lady i've ever seen , must be atleast 80 ffs 
, blows us all kisses lol, pass & go in & out of loads of souvenier shops , J,M&D want Manneken Pis again , so back we go , don't get anything myself , just smoke and stare down the road ,( think I may have taken a couple of pics , but ???? FK's haven't checked camera yet )
Eventually back at apartment , D rolls a tulip , all put something into it , bit harsh but nice enough , M coughs his lungs up afterwards
Roll up a big PP joint , then start to get ready to go out , smoke the rest of the PP through the little glass pipe , no-one else wants any so , all for me Gonna get some more of this at some point .
20:00 head out alone , go to Hunters grab a g of FK's , smoke a joint at the bar then go have a look round more souvenier shops , looking for an ashtray that I actually like
Ashtray found , head to FEBO , get a beef kroketen , ok, little bit spicy , tastes abit like toast toppers
21:00 back at apartment , J&D still watching tv , very stoned , M asleep again , he's crashed/slept more than anyone. Both D & I try to wake him with no luck , so the 3 of us leave , lock him in and go to the Smoking Bull to watch the Tottenham V Arsenal game ,D's a gooner , we leave at halftime , D's well pissed off M rings , he's up and wants to be let out that done , we head towards Rokerij 3 again , M&D go to Mcd's me & J go in , bud menu now downstairs , go down see the guy in his little hatch , seems pretty grumpy 
J gets White Russian 1g/9E we go back up and again sit in the corner by the bar , wait for M&D , girl asks if we want a drink , no thanks , M&D turn up , girl back over , "you can't stay without buying a drink" "what even though he(J) just brought weed downstairs?" "no sorry house rules , you stay , you buy a drink ", "fair enough , bye then " Head straight out , M's moaning wanted to stay , " feel free mate but i'm not being told I have to buy anything rather walk , J&D are following me , so M has no choice but to follow .
Decide to go Hunters again , stop along way so D can get a big muffin , across Dam , up Warmoesstraat into Hunters 24 , D,J&M get 10E worth of Juicy Fruit each , sit down to roll & smoke , Hunters very busy tonight , lots of people in & plenty buying&flying .
Roll a joint of ???? no name on bag , very unlike me roll it up anyway , ( very tight buds , rock hard , crumbles lovely though .
Then , then , this goes on , I swear I hear M ask if we can get any soapbar anywhere ? I think time stopped for a few secs , " YOU WHAT " " you want fucking soapbar " " ru fucking mad " it;s expained to me that i've misunderstood as what is meant is that he wants something he can burn then crumble . OK , so I go over to the budguy repeat our conversation & once he's stopped his wide eyed laughing , recommends the Manali Cream (this name may be wrong , but it's what's written down ) lovely looking , lovely smelling , pliable block of hash
Go back to table tell M budguy has some hash for him ,over he goes , quick chat , comes back with 1g of pollen looking very impressed , said he had looked at the Cream but thought the pollen was better , not in my eyes or nose but each to their own
, blows us all kisses lol, pass & go in & out of loads of souvenier shops , J,M&D want Manneken Pis again , so back we go , don't get anything myself , just smoke and stare down the road ,( think I may have taken a couple of pics , but ???? FK's haven't checked camera yet )Eventually back at apartment , D rolls a tulip , all put something into it , bit harsh but nice enough , M coughs his lungs up afterwards
Roll up a big PP joint , then start to get ready to go out , smoke the rest of the PP through the little glass pipe , no-one else wants any so , all for me
Gonna get some more of this at some point .20:00 head out alone , go to Hunters grab a g of FK's , smoke a joint at the bar then go have a look round more souvenier shops , looking for an ashtray that I actually like
Ashtray found , head to FEBO , get a beef kroketen , ok, little bit spicy , tastes abit like toast toppers
21:00 back at apartment , J&D still watching tv , very stoned , M asleep again , he's crashed/slept more than anyone
. Both D & I try to wake him with no luck , so the 3 of us leave , lock him in and go to the Smoking Bull to watch the Tottenham V Arsenal game ,D's a gooner , we leave at halftime , D's well pissed off M rings , he's up and wants to be let out that done , we head towards Rokerij 3 again , M&D go to Mcd's me & J go in , bud menu now downstairs , go down see the guy in his little hatch , seems pretty grumpy J gets White Russian 1g/9E we go back up and again sit in the corner by the bar , wait for M&D , girl asks if we want a drink , no thanks , M&D turn up , girl back over , "you can't stay without buying a drink" "what even though he(J) just brought weed downstairs?" "no sorry house rules , you stay , you buy a drink ", "fair enough , bye then " Head straight out , M's moaning wanted to stay , " feel free mate but i'm not being told I have to buy anything rather walk , J&D are following me , so M has no choice but to follow .Decide to go Hunters again , stop along way so D can get a big muffin , across Dam , up Warmoesstraat into Hunters 24 , D,J&M get 10E worth of Juicy Fruit each , sit down to roll & smoke , Hunters very busy tonight , lots of people in & plenty buying&flying .
Roll a joint of ???? no name on bag , very unlike me
roll it up anyway , ( very tight buds , rock hard , crumbles lovely though .Then , then , this goes on , I swear I hear M ask if we can get any soapbar anywhere ? I think time stopped for a few secs , " YOU WHAT " " you want fucking soapbar " " ru fucking mad " it;s expained to me that i've misunderstood as what is meant is that he wants something he can burn then crumble
. OK , so I go over to the budguy repeat our conversation & once he's stopped his wide eyed laughing , recommends the Manali Cream (this name may be wrong , but it's what's written down ) lovely looking , lovely smelling , pliable block of hash Go back to table tell M budguy has some hash for him ,over he goes , quick chat , comes back with 1g of pollen looking very impressed , said he had looked at the Cream but thought the pollen was better , not in my eyes or nose but each to their own
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I remember a fruity smell but strong blueberry ? imo no , my notes are no help as they just say , nice chilled stonestoner wrote:ft, I was just wondering if the blueberry that you guys got from mellow yellow actually smelled and tasted like blueberry.
Wife says in the bag , does smell like blueberries , smoking , very faint taste . Hope that helps in some way
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Miss a call from wifey so go outside to ring back , say love you's and goodnights to all
Back inside , smoking a joint of FK's , 00:10 now . Barlady/budguy cleaning everything up.
M's finishing off rolling a pollen joint , complaining a little that it's not fluffing up like he expected, lights up , likes the taste & smell though , after a few pulls passes to me to try .
I have my puffs pass the j to J , (M) " what do you think " (me) "tastes like sweat" it bloody did aswell , don't know if it was the taste mix of what else i'd been smoking or eating/drinking but the pollen tasted f'ing awful , told him to try it through the apartment bong though to see if any difference Say bye to the tenders , give my ACD map which i've written my ACD name (ftcarer) on to the lady , ask if she will pass it on to Hunter(ACD) for me , just so he knows i've been there
00:30 ish wandering back , go into Wonder Wok again , while D goes to next door bakery , tell them to go back & i'll catch up when my food's done .
Walking back , can see the others ahead at the end of the road but not rushing , waves to the window girls oppo , get a wave back.
Back at apartment , M&D have gone back out for milk , J's rolling & i'm still eating , watching Discovery Channel been watching this loads as it's 1 of the only english speaking channels we've found
M&D back , no milk , supermarket shut , M has FEBO again FK's what though .
03:00 going to bed , have smoked FK's how many joints & pipes of FK's what since been back , very fucked D&M asleep in chairs snoring like trains , J's still watching tv & smoking ( go on my son ) night .
Back inside , smoking a joint of FK's , 00:10 now . Barlady/budguy cleaning everything up.
M's finishing off rolling a pollen joint , complaining a little that it's not fluffing up like he expected, lights up , likes the taste & smell though , after a few pulls passes to me to try .
I have my puffs pass the j to J , (M) " what do you think " (me) "tastes like sweat" it bloody did aswell , don't know if it was the taste mix of what else i'd been smoking or eating/drinking but the pollen tasted f'ing awful , told him to try it through the apartment bong though to see if any difference
Say bye to the tenders , give my ACD map which i've written my ACD name (ftcarer) on to the lady , ask if she will pass it on to Hunter(ACD) for me , just so he knows i've been there 00:30 ish wandering back , go into Wonder Wok again , while D goes to next door bakery , tell them to go back & i'll catch up when my food's done .
Walking back , can see the others ahead at the end of the road but not rushing , waves to the window girls oppo , get a wave back.
Back at apartment , M&D have gone back out for milk , J's rolling & i'm still eating , watching Discovery Channel
been watching this loads as it's 1 of the only english speaking channels we've found M&D back , no milk , supermarket shut , M has FEBO again FK's what though .
03:00 going to bed , have smoked FK's how many joints & pipes of FK's what since been back , very fucked D&M asleep in chairs snoring like trains , J's still watching tv & smoking ( go on my son ) night .
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Thursday 15/04/10 (going home day , or so I/we thought)
Wake up at 07:30 , last day so force myself to get straight up ,have a wash , dressed & get ready to leave .
08:10 , D gets up as i'm going , tell him i'll be back soon , outside light up a White Widow joint & take a walk round the OudeKerk , through the tour groups who are out in force , fuck me they start early , see the little groups of RLD cleaners , quite a few of them , walk for quite awhile , along Dam , Dam square , up to the station , ending up back at Hunters 24 .
Bud guy is in alone , go straight to counter , have a look smell & buy DarkStar 1g/10.50E , again another smoke I have never tried before .
Roll a nice big morninghopefullyfuckmeupjoint & decide to go on the net , post a couple of msgs on ACD , money runs out get my stool , ooohhh fuck , DarkStar works bastard stuff crept up on me & i'm stoned go give the budguy a laugh by telling him he's fucked me up then head back to the apartment.
D&M both up and dressed , tidying up , apartment looks spanking , no worries about the security deposit J still sparko he hit it hard last night & was the last of us up & smoking .
I light a joint of WW , as D lays out the empty bags we have acquired in 1 of the ashtrays , 40 bags , not bad atall, quick look in pockets gives us 10 more 50 + whatever J has , we think thats ok for 3 days we may have dropped lost thrown a few away aswell asudo:-)
DarkStar/WW joints are keeping me nice & buzzed
Me, D&M going out , J not moving .
About to leave , J's phone rings , wakes up , says shit & calls to us , "all UK airports shutting due to Volcano" WFT!!!! , flick through tv can't find anything , tell them we need to get on the net & check easyjet/news sites .Sit & smoke while waiting for J, then off to Hunters 24 to get online . Check flight , all good at the mo ( it was about 10:00/10:30 ) . They get a coffee , I get a banana fruitshake for brekkie , lovely smoking DarkStar ,still nice & stoned , the guys are sitting at a table in the middle , to cramped when I sit down , so , (this is the point where i think my hol splits right in 2 , 1 the remaining time I spend with the guys 2,the time I spend alone , walking about chatting with people I meet in shops ) I move to sit alone at the wall bench seat
Sit & smoke , finish my banana brekkie write a little bit , smoke some more , txt wifey , ask that if shes up can she check the news and see if she can find out anything .Light a WW joint & soon i've got a proper monged feeling going on hmmmmmm what to smoke next ? carry on with another WW
Still sitting alone , can't even make out what the others are talking about , more people are in now , whole place is buzzing with noise .
Wake up at 07:30 , last day so force myself to get straight up ,have a wash , dressed & get ready to leave .
08:10 , D gets up as i'm going , tell him i'll be back soon , outside light up a White Widow joint & take a walk round the OudeKerk , through the tour groups who are out in force , fuck me they start early , see the little groups of RLD cleaners , quite a few of them , walk for quite awhile , along Dam , Dam square , up to the station , ending up back at Hunters 24 .
Bud guy is in alone , go straight to counter , have a look smell & buy DarkStar 1g/10.50E , again another smoke I have never tried before .
Roll a nice big morninghopefullyfuckmeupjoint & decide to go on the net , post a couple of msgs on ACD , money runs out get my stool , ooohhh fuck , DarkStar works
bastard stuff crept up on me & i'm stoned go give the budguy a laugh by telling him he's fucked me up then head back to the apartment.D&M both up and dressed , tidying up , apartment looks spanking , no worries about the security deposit
J still sparko he hit it hard last night & was the last of us up & smoking .I light a joint of WW , as D lays out the empty bags we have acquired in 1 of the ashtrays , 40 bags , not bad atall, quick look in pockets gives us 10 more
50 + whatever J has , we think thats ok for 3 days we may have dropped lost thrown a few away aswell asudo:-) DarkStar/WW joints are keeping me nice & buzzed
Me, D&M going out , J not moving .
About to leave , J's phone rings , wakes up , says shit & calls to us , "all UK airports shutting due to Volcano" WFT!!!! , flick through tv can't find anything , tell them we need to get on the net & check easyjet/news sites .Sit & smoke while waiting for J, then off to Hunters 24 to get online . Check flight , all good at the mo ( it was about 10:00/10:30 ) . They get a coffee , I get a banana fruitshake for brekkie , lovely
smoking DarkStar ,still nice & stoned , the guys are sitting at a table in the middle , to cramped when I sit down , so , (this is the point where i think my hol splits right in 2 , 1 the remaining time I spend with the guys 2,the time I spend alone , walking about chatting with people I meet in shops ) I move to sit alone at the wall bench seat Sit & smoke , finish my banana brekkie
write a little bit , smoke some more , txt wifey , ask that if shes up can she check the news and see if she can find out anything .Light a WW joint & soon i've got a proper monged feeling going on hmmmmmm what to smoke next ? carry on with another WW Still sitting alone , can't even make out what the others are talking about , more people are in now , whole place is buzzing with noise .
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M gets up & leaves , I think for food , D&J smoking , at 11:00 I go for a last wander around (as we are checking out at 12:00) Wander down Warmoesstraat , Baba , Grasshopper, Hotel Kras , Monument , round then up OZ Voorburgwal , past Bulldogs , into RLD , start seeing some windows open for business , get a few taps , back at apartment everyone has started stressing about getting home , worrying like old ladies , I do understand the worries , got to get home , work , want to see kids , have we got enough money ect but until we know that we are deffo not getting home , whats the f'ing point in going gaga about it ?pisses me off abit & I go outside & smoke a joint & stare at the church .
J wants to go straight to the train station , train to Calais then ferry home , I say we need to chill out a bit calm down and wait & see , easyjet still haven't sent any details and we know no more than we did this morning .
Paul comes down to check us out , says he has seen the news & already had cancellations . We can stay another night no probs , 120E , we would only need another 5E each as our security deposit will cover the rest , sorted , if we need it , Paul says we can let him know as late as 17:00 , excellent .
Smoking WW & remind the guys that as our flight is not until 20:30 anyway & we don't need to leave for the station until 17:30 ish & Paul is happy for us to still leave our stuff here till later ,we should go out & enjoy our last few hrs This is not met by the most enthusiastic responce but i'm going out v soon , am not spending my last few hrs stuck in here or hold up in 1/2 shops , want to go for a big tourist wander & just have another look about make the most of it Don't plan on buying anything except maybe 1 last decent g to roll a big fatty with once I get my security deposit back
Head out with D&M , J waits for another update phonecall , go back to the bakery by Green Place don't get anything myself , D&M fill up , walk back through RLD pass 3for40E tell the guys , ask again , they walk off a bit shocked I think when she again agrees Then ( didn't see this last year , didn't see this happen anywhere else , didn't think it would happen to be honest ) M smiles at 1 girl & she taps then whips her top right off and gives him a long flash of her tits , queue big smile from M lol. Walk back to apartment , round the church ( windows hidden round the back of the church seem to be where the old hookers end up , they call out & chat with passers by alot more aswell ) .
Back at apartment , smoking another WW while writing abit .
J still waiting for call D&M trying to find news channel.
J&D smoke their last joints & M's finishing off his nasty sweaty pollen in the apartment bong , none of them plan anymore buys .
Wifey rings to give me an airport update , no change as yet .
J rings home for info , gets same details I did .
Wifey & J's wifey trying to find out train/ferry/prices/routes .
Those 3 still really stressed out about leaving & getting home ( still understandable) , i'm stoned & chilled , my wife shes not even stressing, kids all fine , any probs , my mum sis& bro in law are an hour away & my father in law & my wifes uncle live 10 mins away , im all cool , nothing to worry about yet
J wants to go straight to the train station , train to Calais then ferry home , I say we need to chill out a bit calm down and wait & see , easyjet still haven't sent any details and we know no more than we did this morning .
Paul comes down to check us out , says he has seen the news & already had cancellations . We can stay another night no probs , 120E , we would only need another 5E each as our security deposit will cover the rest , sorted , if we need it , Paul says we can let him know as late as 17:00 , excellent .
Smoking WW & remind the guys that as our flight is not until 20:30 anyway & we don't need to leave for the station until 17:30 ish & Paul is happy for us to still leave our stuff here till later ,we should go out & enjoy our last few hrs
This is not met by the most enthusiastic responce but i'm going out v soon , am not spending my last few hrs stuck in here or hold up in 1/2 shops , want to go for a big tourist wander & just have another look about make the most of it Don't plan on buying anything except maybe 1 last decent g to roll a big fatty with once I get my security deposit back Head out with D&M , J waits for another update phonecall , go back to the bakery by Green Place don't get anything myself , D&M fill up , walk back through RLD pass 3for40E tell the guys , ask again , they walk off a bit shocked I think when she again agrees
Then ( didn't see this last year , didn't see this happen anywhere else , didn't think it would happen to be honest ) M smiles at 1 girl & she taps then whips her top right off and gives him a long flash of her tits , queue big smile from M lol. Walk back to apartment , round the church ( windows hidden round the back of the church seem to be where the old hookers end up , they call out & chat with passers by alot more aswell ) .Back at apartment , smoking another WW while writing abit .
J still waiting for call D&M trying to find news channel.
J&D smoke their last joints & M's finishing off his nasty sweaty pollen in the apartment bong , none of them plan anymore buys .
Wifey rings to give me an airport update , no change as yet .
J rings home for info , gets same details I did .
Wifey & J's wifey trying to find out train/ferry/prices/routes .
Those 3 still really stressed out about leaving & getting home ( still understandable) , i'm stoned & chilled , my wife shes not even stressing, kids all fine , any probs , my mum sis& bro in law are an hour away & my father in law & my wifes uncle live 10 mins away , im all cool , nothing to worry about yet
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Have 10E left in my wallet & 7E odd in change for the train, going out soon , even if alone , need to check online again , but where to go then , MY , Basjoes , Green Place , Rokerij , give 420 another try ?
Watching dutch TMF , didn't realise 2unlimited knew so many words , No limits goes on for f'ing ages , loving the fact that TMF is not censored
Go out alone to supermarket , grab loads of cans of chocomel for wifey , walk up & down Warmoesstraat , go into 1 of the many dvd shops along there , as expected theres nomal to holyshit( pun intended look for it if you like you'll understand lol ) porn everywhere
Wander back , can hear the church bells again , a beautiful sound .
Back at apartment , M&D wrecked J still trying phone calls , i'm smoking DarkStar , writing a little , itching to get back out , times running out Listen as D&M have a chat about how to phone home , 00 first ? press start instead ?? fuck knows whats up with their phones , i've got a very old samsung flip phone on basic pay as you go orange & I just dial from my phone yay me & my super phone DarkStar , yum , chocomel , yum .
Convince J&D to come out to Hunters 24 so I can go online again ,M is staying , wants a rest & wants to finish his pollen bongs fair enough , once there I check easyjet, J gets Chocolope 1g/12E , D stands at the bar smoking .
No news , turn round , J back on phone , D still at bar , tell them i'm going for another walk around , they want to stay , coolio off I go , walk for a while , past centrum , round past Bulldog Energy , back across towards Hunters 24 , didn't stop anywhere en route , just enjoying walking about in the sunshine
As i'm near Hunters , see D&J walking towards me , J's on the phone .
Me & D go into Baba souvenier shop (I think) have a look around , see some very nice bongs & pipes . 10mins J still on phone , tell D i'm going to get some chips , head towards Manneken Pis , pass by & go straight to De Kuli/420 , smell & get 420 Kush 1g/12E (had a very sharp/sweet smell) head back get frites , f'ing lovely , fresh batch was being cooked as I ordered, small cone with mayo really fills me up
Back to apartment , M asleep , this guy can sleep , pollen has messed him up .
J back on phone , D now wants to get some chips aswell
Smoke my last pre-rolled joint while waiting. Roll a biggish joint of the 420 Kush for back at Hunters for a net check
On net , leave a few ACD msgs asked to put unopened can of chocomel away as I didn't buy it here , no problem .
Check e-mail , flight cancelled , first available transfer , sunday night .hhhhmmmmm can we stay for that long? pretty sure I can if I need to, D&J more stressed now .
Smoke the Kush , very nice , got a good stone going on . Get a round of drinks , chill & smoke just for a little bit , then go outside to ring home , pass on news , e-mail/flights ect .
After call, look up Warmoesstraat & notice De Prael cafe/restaurant , I know that name from somewhere , go in and ask for speedy??? told yes I know him , go around the corner to the brewery ask there , ty , off I go , guy at the front of the brewery rings upstairs for me .
Next thing Zebedee bounds in
, sorry Stan , anyone whos met Stan/Gapie will no how much energy he has , for those of you not in the know it's down to ADHD , my 2nd eldest son has severe ADHD according to the doc's (wank) so I have no prob dealing with it , I do understand those that do , so does Stan , if you manage to ever calm him down enough he might even tell you about it but anyway , he's a nice guy people , say hi if you pass by see you next time Stan/Speedy/Gapie
So , intros done , Stan takes me up to a small party? that is happening at the brewery ( could be very wrong as to what it was , I was very stoned ) Offer a smoke which he turns down while at workplace , but takes up offer of coming to Hunters for a quick smoke of Kush before he heads off
Have a very energetic chat with Stan on the short walk to Hunters , I jump onto the net again to check easyjet while Stan goes to the budcounter .
Check easyjet all cancelled , Stan comes back over & seeing me with the others immediately sticks his hand out & trys to say hello , D&M jump like fuck & I read their expressions as " fuck me a random nutters trying to touch meeeeeeeee " funny as fuck , quickly tell them I know him & to say hello
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, go to the bar & sit chat & smoke with Stan , he hasn't got long but quickly tells me about meeting PauliWallnuts & his nutcase driving, something like " have you met PauliWallnuts , fucking nutter drove all the way here got stoned then drove back fucking nutter" also Stu1976 & being freaked out by how many big joints Stu had (fair play Stu) tells me about the party at the NES & that PW,Stu & DC are all "fucking cool guys man".
Stan has to go , so after about 10 handshakes we say our goodbye , ACD shouts promised .
Don't know where the others are so , I find a cashpoint ( the 1 by manneken I think ) get some euros then head back to the apartment to roll, smoke & write
Writing up in apartment , I want to get some more of Betty Boops PP , was really nice imo .
Have decided that no matter what the others are doing , seeing as we are stuck here
, i'm off out , anywhere , will check ACD for T&T's , though haven't managed to see another ACD map since i've been here now 18:15 going out v soon, PP here I come Others don't think they will go out again today/tonight
Watching dutch TMF , didn't realise 2unlimited knew so many words , No limits goes on for f'ing ages , loving the fact that TMF is not censored
Go out alone to supermarket , grab loads of cans of chocomel for wifey , walk up & down Warmoesstraat , go into 1 of the many dvd shops along there , as expected theres nomal to holyshit( pun intended look for it if you like you'll understand lol ) porn everywhere
Wander back , can hear the church bells again , a beautiful sound .
Back at apartment , M&D wrecked
J still trying phone calls , i'm smoking DarkStar , writing a little , itching to get back out , times running out Listen as D&M have a chat about how to phone home , 00 first ? press start instead ?? fuck knows whats up with their phones , i've got a very old samsung flip phone on basic pay as you go orange & I just dial from my phone yay me & my super phone DarkStar , yum , chocomel , yum .Convince J&D to come out to Hunters 24 so I can go online again ,M is staying , wants a rest & wants to finish his pollen bongs fair enough , once there I check easyjet, J gets Chocolope 1g/12E , D stands at the bar smoking .
No news , turn round , J back on phone , D still at bar , tell them i'm going for another walk around , they want to stay , coolio
off I go , walk for a while , past centrum , round past Bulldog Energy , back across towards Hunters 24 , didn't stop anywhere en route , just enjoying walking about in the sunshine As i'm near Hunters , see D&J walking towards me , J's on the phone .
Me & D go into Baba souvenier shop (I think) have a look around , see some very nice bongs & pipes . 10mins J still on phone , tell D i'm going to get some chips , head towards Manneken Pis , pass by & go straight to De Kuli/420 , smell & get 420 Kush 1g/12E (had a very sharp/sweet smell) head back get frites , f'ing lovely , fresh batch was being cooked as I ordered, small cone with mayo really fills me up
Back to apartment , M asleep , this guy can sleep , pollen has messed him up .
J back on phone , D now wants to get some chips aswell
Smoke my last pre-rolled joint while waiting. Roll a biggish joint of the 420 Kush for back at Hunters for a net check
On net , leave a few ACD msgs
asked to put unopened can of chocomel away as I didn't buy it here , no problem .Check e-mail , flight cancelled , first available transfer , sunday night .hhhhmmmmm can we stay for that long? pretty sure I can if I need to, D&J more stressed now .
Smoke the Kush , very nice , got a good stone going on . Get a round of drinks , chill & smoke just for a little bit , then go outside to ring home , pass on news , e-mail/flights ect .
After call, look up Warmoesstraat & notice De Prael cafe/restaurant , I know that name from somewhere , go in and ask for speedy??? told yes I know him , go around the corner to the brewery ask there , ty , off I go , guy at the front of the brewery rings upstairs for me .
Next thing Zebedee bounds in
, sorry Stan , anyone whos met Stan/Gapie will no how much energy he has , for those of you not in the know it's down to ADHD , my 2nd eldest son has severe ADHD according to the doc's (wank) so I have no prob dealing with it , I do understand those that do , so does Stan , if you manage to ever calm him down enough he might even tell you about it but anyway , he's a nice guy people , say hi if you pass by see you next time Stan/Speedy/Gapie So , intros done , Stan takes me up to a small party? that is happening at the brewery ( could be very wrong as to what it was , I was very stoned
) Offer a smoke which he turns down while at workplace , but takes up offer of coming to Hunters for a quick smoke of Kush before he heads off Have a very energetic chat with Stan on the short walk to Hunters , I jump onto the net again to check easyjet while Stan goes to the budcounter .
Check easyjet all cancelled , Stan comes back over & seeing me with the others immediately sticks his hand out & trys to say hello , D&M jump like fuck & I read their expressions as " fuck me a random nutters trying to touch meeeeeeeee "
funny as fuck , quickly tell them I know him & to say hello Leave them to the net & facebook
, go to the bar & sit chat & smoke with Stan , he hasn't got long but quickly tells me about meeting PauliWallnuts & his nutcase driving, something like " have you met PauliWallnuts , fucking nutter drove all the way here got stoned then drove back fucking nutter" also Stu1976 & being freaked out by how many big joints Stu had (fair play Stu) tells me about the party at the NES & that PW,Stu & DC are all "fucking cool guys man".Stan has to go , so after about 10 handshakes we say our goodbye , ACD shouts promised .
Don't know where the others are so , I find a cashpoint ( the 1 by manneken I think ) get some euros then head back to the apartment to roll, smoke & write
Writing up in apartment , I want to get some more of Betty Boops PP , was really nice imo .
Have decided that no matter what the others are doing , seeing as we are stuck here
, i'm off out , anywhere , will check ACD for T&T's , though haven't managed to see another ACD map since i've been here now 18:15 going out v soon, PP here I come Others don't think they will go out again today/tonight Sending out the good vibes to those that need them right now
Out alone , go Hunters 24 check ACD map , off to Betty Boop , another 3g/20E PP please
Sit at little table roll a PP joint & ring home , chat to wifey for a bit , then off for another wander.
Trying to remember the map in my head , takes a while , get lost , turned around a few times but eventually see the NES ahead of me
Go in ordr OJ , use the loo , pay for drink , ask if anyone knows DC???( only name I know to ask for ) no , no , shit ACD, no no , shit , ok ty .
Stand at the wall tables & think what to do next ? smoking another PP & finish my drink , about to leave , look round notice a guy sittng in a group , think I recognise him .
Go over , "alright mate does ACD mean anything to you?" "yes of course" now i've met SoulRider he invites me to join the group , explains to his friends who I am & we have a little smoke & chat , I get told off in a friendly way as I haven't been to Paradox or Boerejongens yet 
never made it either , always next time Redeem myself alittle I think when I say i've been to Basjoes already & plan to go back before I go home.
Tell him about no DC , says you have to ask for D*********(i'm not just gonna throw your name out there even your first,Stan made a point of saying it was cool , we didn't even mention it )
So SoulRider goes to ask for me & couple of mins later DC joins us
Don't spend that long with them 30mins-1hr tops , but have a great time chatting ,very informative chat about strains, cause & effect , these 2 def know their smoke, tell them about being out alone , guys being back at apart, convo gets around to DC's love of chocolate , fuck me you do love that choccy mate i've passed & finish my last Kush Joint , SoulRider passed something good then DC rolled a BBC iso ??? pretty sure thats right I do know it fucked me up good and proper I was mangled very quickly , didn't seem like he put much in either
Got a txt from J or D asking where I was , not sure if I answered or not but made the decision to move on , say my goodbyes & thanks again for stoning the crap out of me SoulRider & DC cheers gents had a blast , just what I neede at that point i'll try & say hi nxt time to
Quick enough walk back to the apartment to see whats up , anyone coming back out ?
No, guys playing Pro Evo , talking about tomorrow , what we are going to do , but don't want to come out . I'm going back out , roll a couple of PP joints for my travels Watch M beat D at Evo ( dear oh dear D ) grab the fingers I brougth along for DC & head back out wit M&J , D stays behind . M goes to FEBO then back , J comes with me to Hunters 24 for another net check .I jump straight on , J gets himself BlueBerry Cheese 1g/11.5E but doesn't want to stay so heads back .
Easyjet no new news so I check ACD & smoke until my time runs out . Leave Hunters , head back towards NEs , pass by HGF , go in check the menu , cheese smells ok , but I get enough at home & it doesn't grab me enough so I decline & move on get to NES , big smile( & silent pray I think) from DC as I hand over a box of fingers, don't stay , lots to see Wander about eventually end up outside Basjoes go in Bas Special 1g/12E pls James very stoned again 2 couples sitting in the booth/wall seats , sit at a table , Bas Special stinks , very dence fruity smell lovely
Sit smoke & write a little , very quiet in tonight , quite a few buy&flys though
Getting late , thinking about where to go next , not going back to apartment for an hour or so yet but not wanting to buy anymore smoke , just finish what I have hopefully will last through tomorrow
Bas Special' pushing my head into my shoulders everything buzzing , got to move or i'm going to sleep
Force myself up ,go to counter ask James for 2 bottles of chocomel , can't take them with me as they are glass bottles , fair enough , fist bump goodbye , thanks for the gear Mr James , see you again sometime
All the way up to the Jolly Joker turn left , look for left to FEBO , then back inside to see guys , ask if anyone wants anything from shops ? Out again get various drink & munchies then back to roll
23:30 now , going back out , others aren't coming , watching tv , going to ????????
Sit at little table roll a PP joint & ring home , chat to wifey for a bit , then off for another wander.
Trying to remember the map in my head , takes a while , get lost , turned around a few times but eventually see the NES ahead of me
Go in ordr OJ , use the loo , pay for drink , ask if anyone knows DC???( only name I know to ask for ) no , no , shit ACD, no no , shit , ok ty .
Stand at the wall tables & think what to do next ? smoking another PP & finish my drink , about to leave , look round notice a guy sittng in a group , think I recognise him .
Go over , "alright mate does ACD mean anything to you?" "yes of course"
now i've met SoulRider he invites me to join the group , explains to his friends who I am & we have a little smoke & chat , I get told off in a friendly way as I haven't been to Paradox or Boerejongens yet never made it either , always next time Redeem myself alittle I think when I say i've been to Basjoes already & plan to go back before I go home.Tell him about no DC , says you have to ask for D*********(i'm not just gonna throw your name out there even your first,Stan made a point of saying it was cool , we didn't even mention it )
So SoulRider goes to ask for me & couple of mins later DC joins us
Don't spend that long with them 30mins-1hr tops , but have a great time chatting ,very informative chat about strains, cause & effect , these 2 def know their smoke, tell them about being out alone , guys being back at apart, convo gets around to DC's love of chocolate , fuck me you do love that choccy mate
i've passed & finish my last Kush Joint , SoulRider passed something good then DC rolled a BBC iso ??? pretty sure thats right I do know it fucked me up good and proper I was mangled very quickly , didn't seem like he put much in either Got a txt from J or D asking where I was , not sure if I answered or not but made the decision to move on , say my goodbyes & thanks again for stoning the crap out of me
SoulRider & DC cheers gents had a blast , just what I neede at that point i'll try & say hi nxt time to Quick enough walk back to the apartment to see whats up , anyone coming back out ?
No, guys playing Pro Evo , talking about tomorrow , what we are going to do , but don't want to come out . I'm going back out , roll a couple of PP joints for my travels
Watch M beat D at Evo ( dear oh dear D ) grab the fingers I brougth along for DC & head back out wit M&J , D stays behind . M goes to FEBO then back , J comes with me to Hunters 24 for another net check .I jump straight on , J gets himself BlueBerry Cheese 1g/11.5E but doesn't want to stay so heads back .Easyjet no new news so I check ACD & smoke until my time runs out . Leave Hunters , head back towards NEs , pass by HGF , go in check the menu , cheese smells ok , but I get enough at home & it doesn't grab me enough so I decline & move on get to NES , big smile( & silent pray I think) from DC as I hand over a box of fingers, don't stay , lots to see
Wander about eventually end up outside Basjoes go in Bas Special 1g/12E pls James very stoned again 2 couples sitting in the booth/wall seats , sit at a table , Bas Special stinks , very dence fruity smell lovely Sit smoke & write a little , very quiet in tonight , quite a few buy&flys though
Getting late , thinking about where to go next , not going back to apartment for an hour or so yet but not wanting to buy anymore smoke , just finish what I have
hopefully will last through tomorrow Bas Special' pushing my head into my shoulders
everything buzzing , got to move or i'm going to sleep Force myself up ,go to counter ask James for 2 bottles of chocomel , can't take them with me as they are glass bottles , fair enough , fist bump goodbye , thanks for the gear Mr James , see you again sometime
All the way up to the Jolly Joker turn left , look for left to FEBO , then back inside to see guys , ask if anyone wants anything from shops ? Out again get various drink & munchies then back to roll
23:30 now , going back out , others aren't coming , watching tv , going to ????????
Sending out the good vibes to those that need them right now
Friday 16/04/10 sitting on the train about to leave DAM
So , I haven't got a clue where I went or what I did last night , no notes , pretty sure I went to Hunters first but FK's really I had 30E in my wallet , 5Eodd in change & 1 big PP joint , smellyproof/weed bag was empty though .
Went straight out & brought 4 train tickets to Calais ( Dam - Antwerpen - Lille/Flanders - Calais , then wait for FK's how long for ferry ) took a few pics of the station ,then headed straight back to apartment.
Wash up , last check of everything , check apartment over *** Amsterdam Cribs Apartment X0, wicked place , top of my list when I next go back, will even be accessible enough for my disabled wife always a bonus*** pay remaining 20E for last night , bye mate
Plan is to go to Hunters24 grab a quick g roll it smoke it & go wait at the station .
Get to Hunters24 about 10:45 train leaves at 11:55 plenty of time ,have 30E in my pocket, no-one wants to come in as were going straight away , but I go up , buy SoGouda 1g/10E ( smells f'ing lovely ) then decide what the fuck , ask to see then get Nepal 1g/10E
Others have come in & wait at the bar , I walk past sit by the door & wait for them , say we have atleast 1/2 hr sit down & enjoy a last smoke .
Roll a fat SoGouda which falls into my pocket & 2 small 1's , 1 of which I light , the other follows the big 1 , tastes fantastic , then pull off 3 small pieces of the Nepal & give them out to be rolled ,roll a Nepal for the walk to the station joints done ,put the rest of the Nepal at the bottom of my baccy .
11:25 say goodbye to Totty(?)( sold me loads , swears like fuck , gruff but really nice guy) head out to the station ,walking slowly , getting hurry up looks off the others fuck me this Nepals strong stop outside to finish the Nepal joint , ask the others if they want a last pull in Dam , D no , J no , M yes , has 3 quick pulls then leaves me to finish it off quick as poss.
Up the stairs , onto platform 14 wait for train , use my remaining change in the vending machine for muchies on trip M pulls out his Nepal joint , didn't smoke it in Hunters , not sure about smoking on the platform , we go to the far seats to do so , J brings out a small bud & rolls it up , finishes doing so as the train approaches .
Get on & get comfy , those 3 on 1 side me sitting the other writing I have had pretty much the constant piss taken for all the writing i've been doing , D has to , but fuck em
Train leaves exactly 1 min late don't volcanoes stop trains these days
Off towards Calais & that possible loooooooooong wait
Journey underway , bye Amstrdam , in my head i'm already planning my next trip , this year or next april ? with the wife , bro-in-law , alone ?FK's but it WILL happen
Nice enough train ride , bit of good news , J's wife has managed to book herself on the 17:00 ferry from Dover , this means she will get to Calais around the same time as us , drive off we get in the car and go back on the same ferry at around 21:00 ish , sounds good to me now we are on are way
Watch Holland go by , swear a see a Llama farm , pass Leide Central , still sitting apart from other , pass Den Haag , see a massive green house full of battered caravans
As much as it pissed me off to leave , especially as we didn't know what was happening with the ferry , i'm actually enjoying the journey .
Pull into Rotterdam Central 13:00 , i'm still sort of chilling on the Nepal , but it's wearing off fast & my backs beginning to ache now .
"I can see Feyenoord's Stadium" , think thats the first words i've said since leaving DAM
Trying to stay awake , but feel like i'm losing the battle , tired of the train , listening to J, D&M discussing where to get a beer if were stuck in Calais for a bit great for a none drinker
Pass through Dordrecht 13:18 , stare at the fields with the little ditches around them , can't help but think of war films ,see loads of level crossings , feeling knackered now, pass through Rosendaal 13:37 , others all asleep, watch the last bits of Holland ( think we are still in Holland , not sure , check back home , what happens at the Belgium border , anything ???? FK's
End up pulling into Antwerpen, Belguim, no border stop I guess stoner mind begins to wish there was more Nepal in my baccy
Not sure what platform to be on so miss connecting train , oooppsss, so we have 1 1/2 hr wait , fine with me , no worries , i'm going for a wander for a bit try to recall any ACD talk about Antwerpen , but blank Others going in Mc'Ds , grab a Royal with Cheese , approx 2 mis later ,walking about outside , 5-10 mins later have really only seen food, jewelery & souvenier shops ask a few locals , any shops(hashish) no , no & er no Go back to the others @ Mc'ds , sit behind them a roll a small Nepal joint for before the train to Lille/Flanders/Calais .
Go outside think fuck it & light up ,not sharing, smoke while walking to the station , walk around the side to look at a big blow-up dragon FK's why it was there
Sit on the platform & roll up 3 more small Nepal joints , not much left now smoke another , quick as poss puff puff puff 
.
The Nepal hits hard & fast mmmmm lovely , will make for a better journey the other are talking , FK's about what
Leave Antwerpen on time 16:06 , pass through some small stations, i know we pass through Beveren , more level crossings , the train passes so close to the road/pavement at times , H&S in the UK would have a field day either that or a heart attack Stop at St.Niklass(?) , fall asleep , wake up at , Kortrijk , D telling me that some women has just explained that the tannoy msg said we have to move into the front 3 carriages to carry on to Lille , shit , wake up body , move , cheers love , run up the platform , jump in the 2nd carriage . Sit down , ask if we are still in Belgium ? J says " yes jsut about " .
The trains moving like the clappers now
Enter France , stop at Tourcoing , doesnt look nice imo, Roubaix no better , see some sort of camp , loads of broken cars vans and caravans & 20-30 people moving around.
So , I haven't got a clue where I went or what I did last night , no notes , pretty sure I went to Hunters first but FK's really
I had 30E in my wallet , 5Eodd in change & 1 big PP joint , smellyproof/weed bag was empty though .Went straight out & brought 4 train tickets to Calais ( Dam - Antwerpen - Lille/Flanders - Calais , then wait for FK's how long for ferry ) took a few pics of the station ,then headed straight back to apartment.
Wash up , last check of everything , check apartment over *** Amsterdam Cribs Apartment X0, wicked place , top of my list when I next go back, will even be accessible enough for my disabled wife always a bonus*** pay remaining 20E for last night , bye mate
Plan is to go to Hunters24 grab a quick g roll it smoke it & go wait at the station .
Get to Hunters24 about 10:45 train leaves at 11:55 plenty of time ,have 30E in my pocket, no-one wants to come in as were going straight away , but I go up , buy SoGouda 1g/10E ( smells f'ing lovely ) then decide what the fuck , ask to see then get Nepal 1g/10E
Others have come in & wait at the bar , I walk past sit by the door & wait for them , say we have atleast 1/2 hr sit down & enjoy a last smoke .
Roll a fat SoGouda which falls into my pocket & 2 small 1's , 1 of which I light , the other follows the big 1 , tastes fantastic , then pull off 3 small pieces of the Nepal & give them out to be rolled ,roll a Nepal for the walk to the station joints done ,put the rest of the Nepal at the bottom of my baccy .
11:25 say goodbye to Totty(?)( sold me loads , swears like fuck , gruff but really nice guy) head out to the station ,walking slowly , getting hurry up looks off the others
fuck me this Nepals strong stop outside to finish the Nepal joint , ask the others if they want a last pull in Dam , D no , J no , M yes , has 3 quick pulls then leaves me to finish it off quick as poss.Up the stairs , onto platform 14 wait for train , use my remaining change in the vending machine for muchies on trip
M pulls out his Nepal joint , didn't smoke it in Hunters , not sure about smoking on the platform , we go to the far seats to do so , J brings out a small bud & rolls it up , finishes doing so as the train approaches .Get on & get comfy , those 3 on 1 side me sitting the other writing
I have had pretty much the constant piss taken for all the writing i've been doing , D has to , but fuck em Train leaves exactly 1 min late
don't volcanoes stop trains these days Off towards Calais & that possible loooooooooong wait
Journey underway , bye Amstrdam , in my head i'm already planning my next trip , this year or next april ? with the wife , bro-in-law , alone ?FK's but it WILL happen
Nice enough train ride , bit of good news , J's wife has managed to book herself on the 17:00 ferry from Dover , this means she will get to Calais around the same time as us , drive off we get in the car and go back on the same ferry at around 21:00 ish , sounds good to me now we are on are way
Watch Holland go by , swear a see a Llama farm
, pass Leide Central , still sitting apart from other , pass Den Haag , see a massive green house full of battered caravans As much as it pissed me off to leave , especially as we didn't know what was happening with the ferry , i'm actually enjoying the journey .
Pull into Rotterdam Central 13:00 , i'm still sort of chilling on the Nepal , but it's wearing off fast
& my backs beginning to ache now . "I can see Feyenoord's Stadium" , think thats the first words i've said since leaving DAM
Trying to stay awake , but feel like i'm losing the battle , tired of the train , listening to J, D&M discussing where to get a beer if were stuck in Calais for a bit
great for a none drinker Pass through Dordrecht 13:18 , stare at the fields with the little ditches around them , can't help but think of war films
,see loads of level crossings , feeling knackered now, pass through Rosendaal 13:37 , others all asleep, watch the last bits of Holland ( think we are still in Holland , not sure , check back home , what happens at the Belgium border , anything ???? FK's End up pulling into Antwerpen, Belguim, no border stop I guess
stoner mind begins to wish there was more Nepal in my baccy Not sure what platform to be on so miss connecting train , oooppsss, so we have 1 1/2 hr wait , fine with me , no worries , i'm going for a wander for a bit
try to recall any ACD talk about Antwerpen , but blank Others going in Mc'Ds , grab a Royal with Cheese , approx 2 mis later ,walking about outside , 5-10 mins later have really only seen food, jewelery & souvenier shops ask a few locals , any shops(hashish) no , no & er no Go back to the others @ Mc'ds , sit behind them a roll a small Nepal joint for before the train to Lille/Flanders/Calais .Go outside think fuck it & light up ,not sharing, smoke while walking to the station , walk around the side to look at a big blow-up dragon
FK's why it was there Sit on the platform & roll up 3 more small Nepal joints , not much left now
smoke another , quick as poss puff puff puff .The Nepal hits hard & fast mmmmm lovely , will make for a better journey
the other are talking , FK's about what Leave Antwerpen on time 16:06 , pass through some small stations, i know we pass through Beveren , more level crossings , the train passes so close to the road/pavement at times , H&S in the UK would have a field day
either that or a heart attack Stop at St.Niklass(?) , fall asleep , wake up at , Kortrijk , D telling me that some women has just explained that the tannoy msg said we have to move into the front 3 carriages to carry on to Lille , shit , wake up body , move , cheers love , run up the platform , jump in the 2nd carriage . Sit down , ask if we are still in Belgium ? J says " yes jsut about " .The trains moving like the clappers now
Enter France , stop at Tourcoing , doesnt look nice imo, Roubaix no better , see some sort of camp , loads of broken cars vans and caravans & 20-30 people moving around.
Sending out the good vibes to those that need them right now
