******Arrive at Lille , quick change then onto Calais .
Ask station guard the way to the port , "go outside get on free port shuttle" cool enough .
Smells bad outside , looks awful , cold & grey . Walk off to the side abit & smoke another small Nepal , done , onto shuttle 2E free my arse
Thankfully short ride to port , another small quick smoke once of the shuttle , I have a smallish piece left in my baccy & 1 decent pre-rolled Nepal in my pocket , with the SoGouda fatty. Have to go out to wait for J's misses , walk towards ronudabout and see her pulling round then parking , all head over , take a big drop over some sort of small shrub , fucker , flat on my face , double fucker into car back round & join queue for ferry . others warning me not to smoke anything Get on board quick enough , J&misses go off together , D&M go off & I go as far up as I can , find 1 of the restaurants , get a nice big plate of chilli & rice & an OJ Once done have a wander round the ferry , find the others in the shop , get bottle of JPG perfume for wifey .
D&M go to decide on food , J& misses go ????? J's misses feels very sick .
Find a quiet spot & roll up a weak joint for now , then put all that is left into 1 last onboard smoke
Out on deck , f'ing cold , smoke the weak joint then back in , find D&M about to eat , M pulls out a tiny bud from his baccy , rolls a small joint , they go out to smoke it , I wander off again .
when I find D&M they are making use of the free/donation massage girls , J walks in laughing at them , but says he will be next , i'm asked if I want 1 but tell her that i'm going to have ajoint and de-stress myself
which I do out on the deck watching England get brighter Go back to the others & wait to go to the car , Nepal has me fucked
back in car waiting to go , everyone again warning me about customs ( don't know if this was some sort of windup , past caring ) but go straight through and out Flying towards M25 and home then , bollocks big traffic , aftermath of a pile up earlier , see the cars being taken away proper fucked , 2 of them were only half cars , makes us all think we should shut the fuck up about being stuck , atleast we are getting home , eventually opens & were speeding along again , fall asleep about 5 mins out of the tunnel , don't wake till 5 mins from home , J wants to know if he can drop me off but drop the clothes bag off tomorrow .Errrr no thanks , rather take it now ( I want the 4 joints out of my jeans , think this don't say it ) don't want to be doing much tomorrow
Drop D&M at D's then head to J's , he gets his stuff from my bag and i'm off for the 3 min walk home Wifey & eldest son still up , get big welcome home cuddles , dog jumps up , remember me ?
Wifey shows me the welcome home banner our daughter has made for me & put on the wall . Clock says 02:25 & i'm knackered
Send eldest to bed , collapse in my chair, open a can of chocomel from my bag & light my SoGouda fatty , f'ing lovely , stoned very quickly , wifey loves the smell of the SoGouda , I give her most of the joint to smoke , messes her up proper quick , she has had nothing since tuesday. Chat for a while , but that can wait , 04:00 off to bed , HOME , HOLIDAY DONE Amsterdam 12/04/10-16/04/10
Well thats it , hope you enjoyed reading , didn't realise i'd wrote quite so much(for me anyway) any more questions feel free , enjoy your trips people .
Again , Stan,DC,SoulRider great meeting you all , till next time
was empty when we went in , 2 others guys came in to play pool just before we left & there was 1 guy in the smoking room .