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Amsterdam 12/04/10-16/04/10

So here we go , Sunday (11/04)So here we go , Sunday , tried to sleep in the evening , no chance , managed to get about 1/2 hr , 03:00 J rings me tells me he's ready , grab my bag quick check of wallet & passport bye bye wifey & kids 7 off I go .
Walk with J to D's house to meet him & M & wait for taxi , arrive a Luton fairly quickly through , up to the departure lounge , 05:00 OJ please , those nutters down 2 sambuccas each then a pint , fair enough .
Quick uneventful flight , chat to few guys who happen to live a few miles from us , into Schiphol through very quickly, bags out first , into train station , bit of a mix up trying to use machines , none of us have right change , eventually though were on tht train heading for Central
Out of the station , phone call to cribs , make your way there , someone will be there to let you in , cool.
Head off for our first smoke in Amsterdam , quickly enough we're walking down Warmoesstraat and going into Hunters 24.
Straight to the weed counter at the back , have a smell of the Juicy Fruit & G13 1g of each please , D gets 1g G13 M 1g diesel J 1g of FK???( sorry ) each roll a joint & quick enough we're suitably stoned, don't stay long as we want to drop our stuff off and get out there, we have money to be spent
Down Warmoesstraat , left turn down Lange Niezel down to FEBO turn right number 41 Crib Extreme.
Ring again and the guy, Paul, lets us in excellent apartment , no complaints whatsoever
Pay the rent , dump our stuff on our beds , roll a joint each and out we go .
Head out past FEBO , and down Zeedijk , right at the Jolly Joker and were on Nieuwmarkt & going into Hill Street Blues at the Market.
More to follow soon

HSB at the Market ,nice shop but small , very happy friendly budguy , have a look at the menu , spot something new? Happy Farmer 1.3g/10E ty , my notes say , very fruity smell , smooth smoke , v happy high
J & M both get Hill Street Special 1.3g/10E as he can't remember the name J's becomes special brew, was funny as fuck at the time
Cool budguy says it's fine to take pic of the menu ( should be with you soon FBN )says with a big smile " just don't get my fucking face in it " , piccie done off we go .
Head towards Green Place as I really want to try the TrainWreck
Quick stop into a bakery for munch then quickly on to GP , chatting away , having a look around , then , " oh fuck" were outside c/s GOA , shit don't want to be here nobody wants to go back so I suggest we push on to Basjoes , still shut , whats the time , not 12:00 yet , bollocks .
D & especially M have been going on & on about getting some Laughing Buddha , so I lead the way to Rokerij III , Amstel 8 suits me i'm after some riffman & I think I may get some here Onto Muntplein , left turn cross the road & walk straight into the half door which sticks in the frame , arsehole lol .

Rokerij III lovely chilled shop ,low seating and wierd looking stools , 2 guys sitting on one side laughing there arse off , cool energetic budguy , serves us with a smile.
D & M get their buddha , you can shut the fuck up about it now , lol
M fucking loves the LB
I get 1g Laughing Buddha 9E and ask if I can see the Mexican Ice 15E/g ( been reading good things) looks outstanding , got to have some 1g please

Start to roll the Mexi , fuck me this gets gooey manage to make a few sausages in they go , roll up & smoke , approx 1 min later & 'ol ft is f'ing high kicks the shit out of me high as fuck , cuts straight through the weed high , ain't sharing this , fuckoff, I don't share it either , bollocks this stuffs fucking awesome , really wish i'd brought some more , oh well nxt time
Ask the budguy if it's cool to take a couple of pic's he says fine , then says he'll take the pics then we can all be in them , cool , we take a few more , my argument then begins with M's camera phone , can't work it , dont' care how much it cost , I can't work it;s crap fucking camera phones

Nice

Nice job, thanks for sharing.

funny report, had me laughing

sounds like a good time was had by all FT,,,,looking forward to reading the rest

Good Report.
"?...walk straight into the half door which sticks in the frame..."
Favorite place to chill after mushies or cakes.

Thanks ftcarer, nice report.

AzLaker

thankyou all , biggest thanks to wifey for me calming down & again explaining , copy paste i'll be adding more later on tonight

Next were walking down Vijzelstraat/Vijzelgracht onto Mellow Yellow
straight to the counter , young cheerful budguy serving us , I get Blueberry 4g/25E & Super Silver Haze 1g/10E , D gets 2g Blueberry & J gets 2g Blueberry & 1g of SSH goes upstairs to chill & smoke.
A pure BB joint does the job & i'm stoned
We stay about an hour chatting & smoking & watching a lady sat upstairs ripping through 1 volcano bag after another It get s very warm after awhile & we decide to move on somewhere , maybe for a game of pool and a bit of a rest/relax.

Find Cafe de Vijzel nice little place on the corner of Vijzelstraat & Reguliersdwarsstraat , bar & smoking room downstairs , pool tables upstairs , stay till about 15:00 having a few games of pool.
Leave & push on to find Dampkring , get there & it's absolutely heaving , guys don't want to go in , turn around , walk , walk , walk eventually get to Kadinsky(Langebrugsteeg) in we go , Trans Himalaya 1g/10.75E ty ty , J gets White Russian 1g/9E , we go upstairs to roll.
Roll a Happy Farmer joint with fat sausage of TH beautiful such a lovely taste , i'm stoned , i'm high , buzzing like fuck We stay and chill awhile , before it's decided that we will go back to the apartment , freshen up , chill a bit , smoke alot , then go back out and hit the shops that we didn't this morning.
Back at apartment , M smoke some joints , D & J share bong afte bong & I make good use of the little glass pipe , smoking a mix of G13/TH mmmmmmm,body feels stoned , but my heads rushing turn round just in time to see J flip diagonally out of the chair he's sitting , funny as fuck but still can't work out how he managed it , silly sod. i know I must have enoyed the pipes coz my notes just say ,/ lovely , fucked again , buzz buzz buzz / must have worked

Back out into the night & quickly enough we find Green Place , still not sure how we missed it earlier , never mind , I can finally get me some TrainWreck.
TW 1g/10E ty , go upstairs to smoke , watch a bit of dutch football and roll the TrainWreck , light up , not good , don't like the taste & it ripped my throat apart , shit , oh well , give reat of joint & remaining g to J , he likes it , each to their own , chill for a while then out we go and I tell them I HAVE to go to Basjoes .
Soon enough were there , but D&M don't want to come in , they want to move on for food , so only J comes in with me , this will be a buy&fly
Straight to the counter to be served by Mr James , tell him I don't want to see menu just yet or to smell anything , just please give me a g of Bas Special , that gets a smile , which gets bigger as I answer J's question of "why didn't you check it first" with "trust me , this stuffs wicked , smoke of my last trip then showed him my ACD map t-shirt , which sent him into a fit of giggles , he managed to say 2 things through the giggles , ACD ACD & cool cool man , I told him to expect quite a few ADCer's in the next week or so , another big smile.
He then said , seeing as you have tht , you'll want to try this , and brought out a tub marked L.A.Confidential , said they hadn't put it on the menu yet , but that it was an excellent smoke , never had it before , but took his word for it as it smelled delicious .
J got Amnesia Haze 1g/12E .
Didn't stay but James was again very cool, stoned as fuck , had no problem showing J his dread for me , I don't think he believed how big the dam thing is , it was also obvious that James loves that ACD and others talk about Basjoes , wasa bit disappointed tht all the little notes are gone , oh well not my shop is it , mores the pity , out and onto ???

Green Place upstairs? Shit i must smoke to much in there, where are the stairs please?

Cracking report keep em flowing

Kermit wrote:Green Place upstairs? Shit i must smoke to much in there, where are the stairs please?

Cracking report keep em flowing

I can't help sorry I only know I was upstairs because i wrote it down can't even picture the stairs in my head

Eventually get to Bluebird , but it's packed out & seeing as everyone wants eats we move straight on , end up at Wok to Go (not sure where) teryaki? chicken , very nice , J nothing , D , beef I think said it was ok , M chicken masala , "whos got a drink , my fucking mouths on fire " Eat up and decide to go back to Hunters 24 to finish the night , pass through the RLD on the way J seems to get "the window tap" from every girl .
Get to Hunters , no weed , just a round of drinks ( here begins our love of Hunters hot choccy & whipped cream)
Roll a joint of L.A.Con , very nice fruity high , little bit harsh imo but lovely overall , chill for a while in Hunters , another round of Hot Choccies lady bartender comes ove rto ask , " you nicely stoned guys " " er er hell yes " Roll & smoke a Bas Special , mmmmmmm, lovely , not quite as stong as I remember but still a great smoke , love it , just smells like weed should (imo) all suitably bolloxed in Hunters , leave at ???FK's??? what time & wander towards apartment , back through RLD , J again gets the most window taps even when we start changing what order were walking in , back middle or front they still pick him out
Get back to the apartment about 00:00 , i strat to roll smoke while the others start on Pro Evo 6 , very fucked now , not sure what im smoking but before long I have 9 joints rolled out in front of me , mixes of Blueberry, Happy Farmer L.A.Con & Bas Special put them in a smell proof for tomorrow.
Gets to be 02:00 J & I have now been up over 24hrs waheyyyyyy, D&M have been sparko for about an hr or so , chat and smoke till 03:00 , then collapse totally wrecked on the bed , A very good day has been had