Stoned Shaman@The Dam 26th-29th April

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Mon 26th Apr 2010 11:13 pm

Lol thanks everyone!

Got to the hotel vijaya 9pm ish, couldnt find my room to save my life.... the numbers of the rooms are all over the place, and not where they would make sense to be! Lol! Anyway, got to hunters, and got a gram of blue cheese, gram of lavendar, gram of amnesia haze. Forgot my wallet, had to go back to hotel and then back again to pay at hunters... What a twat i am lol

Smoked 2 half gram joints of blue cheese, nice taste and smell, the cheesy smell is pungent, and tastes a bit fruity. Nice overall hit me hard effect lol, but paranoia started kicking in coz i hit the 1st 2 cones too hard and fast, and I dont think I had given myself chance to adjust lol

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Mon 26th Apr 2010 11:32 pm

Happy days, enjoy

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Mon 26th Apr 2010 11:42 pm

My legs had gone to jelly and kept tripping up the curbs! I went to greenhouse and went to meet liquid swords, but he was on his way and not there yet. I went to the bud counter and brought 2 grams of hawaiin snow. Omg, i smoked a pure packed joint of this and i totally started feeling like i was buzzing and flying lol... I started getting paranoid sitting at the bar for some reason, and i really dunno why! Lol...and then i thought people thought i was getting paranoid, and then..... there was no going back... I had to get some fresh air and get away from there! "wtf is my problem"? i was thinking. I went to get some papers from the shop, liquid messaged me to say he is at greenhouse waiting for me. I waited outside greenhouse, but for some reason i was thinking im going to lose the plot and go on a paranoid trip again if i go inside lol. In the end i had to go back to the hotel to get a shower and write this report about how i have too fucked up already lol, and how im going to adjust by smokin some joints at the hotel and then get used to the strength of the some of the weed i just brought!! A good night smoke and nice bit of sleep should help, and im sure im going to be back to normal tomorrow! lol. Once again sorry liquidswords, i feel like a cock for not being able to come inside the greenhouse, i just needed air and to get a hold on the paranoia, as thats where it started.
Going to smoke sum hunters amnesia haze now.

Peace out

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 12:05 am

m8 glad your enjoying yourself but maybe the grass aint for you, try the top end morocan hasjes alot less paranoia involved

Kermit · Post by **Kermit** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 12:14 am

Hey m8, sorry to hear your having a bad time adjusting to the weed. You should have gone in though coz Liquid is safe as houses and it might have helped sort your head being around a friendly face.
Try smoking smaller joints and maybe the middle strains instead of the top enders. Also try vapes as the stone is not as intense.
Hope you get sorted and get to enjoy yourself to the full.

Stay safe and eat a mars bar

Bob2 · Post by **Bob2** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 01:05 am

no pure joints mate. if your going to homegrown fantasy you might like the durban poison, maybe the paranoia is coffeeshop related a more chilled out place like 420 might be right up your street.

stoner · Post by **stoner** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 03:14 am

Pauli Wallnuts wrote:m8 glad your enjoying yourself but maybe the grass aint for you, try the top end morocan hasjes alot less paranoia involved

Is this really true pauli? Alot of the weed I smoke causes a rapid heartbeat for me with mild paranoia and it can be uncomfortable. I really want to get stoned off my ass and I won't be able to if I cannot get good advice from budtenders and people from these forums is there anything that you can specifically reccomend that would be good for me?

To the OP: sorry to hijack your thread, but great report so far I am looking forward to the rest. I have been living vicariously through these travelogues until I make it to the dam in a few weeks.

Potimus · Post by **Potimus** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 04:18 am

Proper on the spot trip reporting, awesome!

hope you have a great one and smoke some great ones!

Plenty of good advice above about the paranoia, but just smoke slowly and enjoy the high. If you feel that paranoia creaping in then just try and laugh it away and focus on something else.

hope you have an amazing trip!

Potimus

darkglobe · Post by **darkglobe** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 02:59 pm

Fuckin' 'ell...Talk about diving in at the deep end...I can understand ou getting paranoid,Smoking that stuff to begin AND Being on your own...Try and mmet up with LS or someone...its easier if you got someone who can talk and calm you down...and get some Black Hash...Nep Temple Balls in Stix or Royal Hash and/or Himalayan in Basjoes or Parvati Cream in 420 and all cool places to hang out in...and enjoy self man...you're in The Dam...

Twichaldinho · Post by **Twichaldinho** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 04:27 pm

Nice live report dude, don't stress the paranioa, embrace it

Deffo hook up with LiquidSwords man, he will keep you right. Top Bloke.

Pauli Wallnuts · Post by **Pauli Wallnuts** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 06:33 pm

stoner wrote:Is this really true pauli? Alot of the weed I smoke causes a rapid heartbeat for me with mild paranoia and it can be uncomfortable.

according to afghans & morocan smoking raw cannabis (weed) not only makes the lungs sick but also the mind, i used to get paranoid smoking weed but never with hash, its not the weed that makes people para its the person, its always there but indoor weed seems to bring it to the surface for alot of people, once i changed how i view certain things in life the paranoia went

cattales1960 · Post by **cattales1960** » Tue 27th Apr 2010 08:05 pm

Have a great time shaman and I hope the paranoia goes away quick!

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 01:31 am

Thanks for all the advice and comments guys! Much appreciated.

DAY 2
The early hours of the morning 2-3 am i managed to straighten myself up being out the way from all the noise and crowds really helped. In the hotel I Rolled and smoked a few of the hawaiian snow reefers which knocked me out nicely indeed!

Woke up 11am, what, what! I was cursing myself for not setting my bloody alarm! Lol. Missed free breakfast, so got up, grabbed shower, smoked a nice lavendar joint from hunters (which smelt like lavendar n tasted fruity) and thought about which coffeeshops to go to.... Hmmm, ok... Bagheeras it is, then onto Basjoes. In baheera saw and spoke to highlyblessed who was working... Got 2 grams of ,Kaligria, nice and strong, smelt great, tasted fresh and well matured bud. My camera just blurs when i take pictures of weed, so will have to abort that plan, sorry to anyone who wanted to see some pics. I also brought some of Bagheeras cheesy butter which is delicious on a nice joint of fresh tasty weed.

I recommend all the above smoke and have no negative comments to say about anything i have smoked on the trip so far. More to come. Been a beautiful sunny day here in the dam, hope this great weather lasts

geekymonkey · Post by **geekymonkey** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 06:25 am

I'm hoping for great weather for you. Thanks for sharing your reports!

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 08:31 am

DAY 2 CONTINUED

After Bagheeras, I dropped into Basjoes, where upon entry I saw and met Blueberry for the first time. Blueberry is great, soo chilled out, and just loving her extended time out here lol. Went to the counter, said hi to James, man that guy was smiling everytime i looked at him lol. Got 2 grams of Bas Special, and 2 grams of LA Cofidential. I smoked a nice Bas Special joint chatting with Blueberry. Love this Bas Special, its good strong smoke that delivers in all areas. Happy purchase.

I realised my phone had received a txt, it was Liquidswords asking me if I wanted to meet him at bluebird in an hour, I said yes ill be there...