Stoned Shaman@The Dam 26th-29th April

ftcarer · Post by **ftcarer** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 10:17 am

sounds like you have found your stride mate ,

, have a great time

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 11:13 am

Sounds like yer having a blast mate, and remember...strength in numbers, staves off the para vibes.

Dunno what room you got, but if the staff are a bit lax, there's maybe 4 cans of heineken outside the window of room 31(dropped there on sunday morning!), hiding behind the "ity" of trinity bar's sign, which is a cool place to finish yer night, smoker friendly outdoors. When they pull the tables away outside, you can take yer spliff indoors too. Enjoy, and see if you can find my heineys.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 12:01 pm

Haha Angry Pirate! Im in room 30, so if i cant get to those tinnies somehow, nice one mate!

Ive been smoking by the window of my hotel room no problem, and the staff are really friendly.

Cheers for all your comments guys. Going to write more on my report shortly.

Peace out.

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 12:12 pm

Cool, think you just need to stick yer right arm out and you might just reach 'em, if they're there. Failing that, knock on 31 and spin them some bollox. Good luck, and keep us posted.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 12:26 pm

DAY 2 CONTINUED

After leaving Basjoes and saying bye to Blueberry, I made a dash to the 420 Coffeeshop before meeting liquid swords at Bluebird. I walked to 420, went in, stroked their resident cat lol, and made my way down to the bud tender. Friendly helpful guy. Asked for 2 grams of super silver haze and 2 grams of Blueberry.. Not tried their Blueberry yet, but tried their SSH, and boy that is some strong tasty smoke, very nice high, i am happy i brought it

Left 420, walked to Bluebird, pheeew not a bad mission this time, havent been run over by a bike, woop! woop! Happy dazy lol. I swear its like a stratedy game crossing those roads, if only this was a game of Grand Theft Auto, then all these hold ups would be sorted!

anyway....back to reality ahem! I got to Bluebird, got 2 grams of Blue Cheese and 1 gram of Mexi Ice. You guys must check these 2 atm. Their B.Cheese is nice, fresh, and pungent smelling. I know its been dry lately, but this stuff aint, its quality!

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 12:47 pm

Sat in Bluebirds smoking room, skinned up a Blue Cheese joint, mmm! This stuff is back on form. Last few times i went it was very dry and bitty, but not this time, think got here at the right time for this smoke, id recommend it to those of you who like a nice tasty joint with a nice floaty body stoned.

Liquidswords turned up, shook hands, also lampshade was there to. Both are sound guys, loving the Amsterdam chill out time and quality weed. I apologised to Liquid about going back to the hotel and not coming in.... he was cool about, and understood. Lampshade left to go somewhere, cant remember where lol, all I know is that we prob wouldnt be seeing him again this trip....So knock knock stoner lol, could that be that he's going back home?? Mmm mmm maybe lol. Anyway enough of my stoned rambles lol... both myself and Liquid stayed at Bluebird for a while smoking zero zero hash in his glass pipe, nice smoke! Cheers for sharing liquid buddy!... Smoked more Basjoe Special in there, highly recommended nice, strong, over all good quality bud. Next stop for me and Liquid... Paradox!!

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 12:58 pm

Nice walk to Paradox, just a bit out the way of the tourist area, very chilled out streets here... nice looking buildings to. Both me and liquid were so thirsty by the time we got there. All i remember battling with during that walk my lips sticking and cant really talk too well coz no saliva... great! Lol. Got to Paradox, got some their cheese, this is nice shit! Got some toasties for me n liquid... Got 2 loozas., ahhh! this is the life! This c.shop is a must try, their weed is quality, and the vibe is sooo peaceful n chilled.. Nice!

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 01:17 pm

Angry Pirate, it looks like someone else has beaten me to the beers lol! Oh well, wouldve been nice to drink them, but cheers for putting me onto them anyway Pirate, its much appreciated.

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 01:28 pm

No worries shaman, never mind eh? They'd have been like hot tea if the weather has kept up.
Lampshade is still there?!?! He ain't going home....ever.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Wed 28th Apr 2010 03:29 pm

angry pirate wrote:No worries shaman, never mind eh? They'd have been like hot tea if the weather has kept up.
Lampshade is still there?!?! He ain't going home....ever.

Yeh lol.. he's prob blazin away sat in a coffeshop as we speak

DAY 2 CONTINUED
Had a couple of hot drinks in paradox to, well worth the walk out to imo. After Paradox is when things get hazy in my memory lol... I know we went to coffeeshop Sanementereng after, which is quite a cool place, although i have to agree with Liquid Swords comment... "Its like Del Boy's garage in ere"! Lmao! If you go in there, or have been in there you will know why liquid swords comment is so relevant n funny lol. Think in here i got some weed but cant for the life of me remember what lol... Smoked some pipes with Liquid, and smoke a joint with whatever weed liquid put in his one... I gave him some butter cheese from Bagheeras to put on the joint paper. All i can say is, that smoke right there... fucked me good!

After this coffeeshop, we walked to HGF. Well to me it wasnt really a walk, more of a stumble, a foot dragging out of rhythm now and again, plus a feeling as though my legs are seperate from me, and my dream like vision is floating me along. We to HGF, got 2 grams of cheese. Nice taste, slightly medicinal tasting, but nice n pleasant to inhale... Cheesy n fruity after tastes. Must try this people, nice and fresh, not too dry

SoulRider · Post by **SoulRider** » Thu 29th Apr 2010 12:04 am

LOL, Good old Lamps, he really should just move here rather than coming out for a holiday and always staying too long, haha

If your around at the weekend i'll be out and about, also in the morning tomorrow, I'm off to work at 2pm.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Thu 29th Apr 2010 10:43 am

Hi Soulrider, wont be here at the weekend mate as going back home in a few hours. Maybe catch up with you another time when im here

DAY 2 CONTINUED

Left HGF and said bye to Liquid Swords. Destination to get some food and head back to the hotel to smoke some joints. I think I eat pizza from a kebab/pizza house right by Stones Corner. Their pizza isnt anything special, mainly bread, but then again they are not italian, and they prob doing their best to keep their business ticking over by offering a bit of everything. Smoked some more HGF Cheese back at the hotel after my feasting time lol... and mustve woken up about 5am trying to remember what had happened lol. Fell asleep again and woke up for about 9am.... Yes!!

Up in time for breakfast today. Good times

angry pirate · Post by **angry pirate** » Thu 29th Apr 2010 10:44 am

Great reading TSS, especially as yer "the man next door", or would've been, if i was still there.

Think it was last friday when lamps said his goodbyes to us, as he thought he was away home in the mornin. Then on the weekend, he turned up in Amnesia, saying he got his dates mixed up!! Boy must have his own boat.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Thu 29th Apr 2010 11:13 am

Yeah Pirate! Ashame we weren't there at the same time eh?

I reckon you are prob right about lampshade ya know, he's become an Amsterdam resident lol.

The Stoned Shaman · Post by **The Stoned Shaman** » Thu 29th Apr 2010 01:56 pm

DAY 3

So got up in time for breakfast, just basic stuff like eggs, juice, coffee, bread, jams, cheese n meat slices. If you are lucky to get a seat at breakfast, happy dayz!... but unfortunately i couldnt, so sat on a chair against the wall, and eat there. The rooms here are noisy, but what then again, what dya expect for being just a 30 sec walk from the old church lol. The couple who were in pirates old room (31) sounded like they were enjoying their holiday lol... the guy was spankin her proper hard, and it was soo loud i reckon the whole hotel heard everything! He he! Fair play 2 them 2 I say!