The Kuma Burger
"Bacon, Cheddar, Fried Egg"
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The Kaijo Burger
"Bacon, Bleu Cheese, Frizzled Onions"
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The Metallica
"Buffalo Sauce, Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing"
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The Dark Throne
"Chipotle Peppers, Goat Cheese, Fresh Pico de Gallo"
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The Neurosis
"Cheddar, Swiss, Sautéed Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Horseradish Mayo"
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The Slayer
"Pile of fries topped with a ½ lb. Burger, Chili, Cherry Peppers, Andouille, Onions, Jack Cheese, and Anger"
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The Goblin Cock
"Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, ¼lb. Vienna Hot Dog, Tomatoes, Onion, Neon Green Relish, Sport Peppers, Pickles, Celery Salt, Mustard"
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The Led Zeppelin
"Pulled Pork, Bacon, Cheddar, Pickles"
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The Pig Destroyer (not technically a burger)
"Slow-cooked Pork and BBQ Sauce on a Pretzel Roll"
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The Minsk
"pastrami, sauerkraut, onions and brown mustard"
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The Plague Bringer
"Roasted Garlic Mayo, Tortilla Strips, Chicago CO-OP hot sauce, Fresh Garlic, Pepper Jack, Sliced Jalapenos"
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The YOB
"Smoked Gouda, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Roasted Garlic Mayo"
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The Mastodon
"BBQ Sauce, Cheddar, Bacon, Frizzled Onions"
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The Lair of the Minotaur
"Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Brie, Bourbon Soaked Pears"
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The Brujeria
"Roasted red salsa, cheddar cheese, panko breaded deep fried chorizo-stuffed jalapenos"
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The Mayhem
"Sliced Jalapenos, Pancetta, Pepper Jack, Gardinera Mayo"
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The Pantera (my personal fave)
"Roasted Poblano Pepper, Bacon, Chedder and Monterey Jack, House made Ranchero Sauce, Tortilla Strips"
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The High on Fire
"Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce, Prosciutto, Roasted Red Pepper, Grilled Pineapple, Sweet Chili Paste"
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The Axehandle
"The standard 10-ouncer atop a pile of fries, smothered in homemade sausage gravy, topped with a fried egg, with a house-made buttermilk biscuit on the side."
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The Eyehategod
"...an addictive injection of pecan crumble, goat cheese, bacon wrapped dates, brown mustard and a classic Kuma's patty."
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The Megadeth aka The Swine Flu.
"10oz burger with cayenne avocado cream, fried tortilla chips, roasted green chile, chorizo hash, pico de gallo & fresh cilantro "
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A turkey burger named appropriately, Sleep.
"The sleep is an 8 oz turkey burger hand mixed and hand formed at Kuma's with sage and other mysterious spices on an orange zest french toasted pretzel roll with a medallion of deep fried spiced stuffing and sliced cranberry sauce topped with turkey gravy and deep fried sage"
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The Atlas Moth
"...a 10 oz. slab of beef on waffles, topped with collard greens, fried chicken, chicken fried bacon and a bacon infused maple syrup. Or, as Kuma's Sous Chef Luke Tobias puts it, 'It's a towering inferno of flesh and waffles.'"
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The Blago Burger (named for the former Illinois Governor, the Hon. Rod Blagojevich):
"This gubernatorial-inspired monstrosity is made with a 10 oz. hamburger patty, thick sliced bologna and yellow mustard between two grilled cheese sandwiches (made with American cheese and wonder bread). When the burger comes out, one of the sandwiches has a large dollar sign written in mustard. The cost of this beast: $10, but Kuma's is 'negotiable.'"
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And finally, the aptly named Bongzilla, in all its unabashed, heartstopping glory:
"1/4 lb. Sheboygan Bratwurst, Smoked Gouda, Carmelized Onion, Dusseldorf mustard, Jalapeno Apple Chutney"
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This one's for you, DaveS!
Note: Edited numerous times to include the Eyehategod, the Brujeria, to update pics, and to fix spelling and grammar.
OK, figured the picture thing out (kind of)!
