The King's personal physician theorizes that chronic constipation may have killed him.
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/ ... ichop.html
Constipation Killed Elvis?
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Who, Elvis?.
Skank, you of all ppl should know that ....
Elvis Presley was murdered by Freemasons, and shortly thereafter resurrected by the Illuminati in Area 51 to eventually become the shadow leader of the world’s largest conspiracy. From his birth in 1935 to his death in 1977 to his current reign, Elvis’s impact on world history has been vast and deep. But new information has now been uncovered suggesting his influence extended farther back than any of us could have guessed.
Archaeologists at an unnamed site in the Bavarian region of Germany recently unearthed an underground library dating back to the late 18th century. Within this library, researchers discovered a manuscript, written by Adam Weishaupt, the man widely known today as the founder of the original Illuminati. The manuscript is a memoir, of sorts, chronicling numerous visits Weishaupt received spanning his lifetime by a mysterious man who did not appear to age. Scientific testing confirmed that the book dates back approximately two hundred years, and yet it apparently describes, in detail, events as recent as 1933 and as old as pre-history.
The manuscript has decayed somewhat over the centuries and was written in German, but translation work is in progress. Surely this will mark the most startling passage in the long history of this conspiracy.
In the weeks following J. Edgar Hoover’s death, a sympathetic Illuminati insider (later revealed to be presidential speechwriter Ben Stein) informed Elvis of a secret investigation being undertaken by Richard Nixon in regards to the FBI director’s death. It seemed that Nixon had been in the process of defecting to the Freemasons when Elvis killed Hoover – in fact, it turned out that Hoover’s order for Elvis to kill Nixon had actually been part of Hoover’s plot to turn Nixon into a double agent by sacrificing Elvis. So, in the summer of 1972, Elvis, with the help of his insiders, leaked incriminating information on the Watergate Scandal to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Associate Director of the FBI (and Illuminati spy) William Mark Felt, Sr. would later claim to be the informant known as “Deep Throat”, to remove speculation from the case.
These actions, unfortunately, did not prevent the truth about Hoover’s death from spreading among fellow Freemasons, including most of Elvis’s entourage, known as the “Memphis Mafia.” The “Mafia” was an ever-changing group of friends and yes-men who had kept Elvis company since the mid-50s, each of them hand-picked by his manager, the Illuminatus “Colonel” Tom Parker. Unbeknownst to Elvis, however, Parker was actually yet another double agent in the employ of the late Hoover, and had stocked Elvis’ entourage with similar agents.
The Memphis Mafia spent the next five years keeping Elvis subdued, feeding him drugs that kept him disoriented and overweight. He struggled to keep up his former life, performing stage shows and spending time with beautiful women, but eventually the poisons became too much for him. Elvis Presley died in August 17, 1977, murdered by Freemasons in retaliation for the death of J. Edgar Hoover.
His story, however, does not end there….
Some claim that Elvis did not die, that he faked his death and ran away to a life of anonymity. That’s the most common claim made about Elvis post-1977, but it’s simply not true, and quite a ridiculously assumption. No, Elvis really did die. His body was discovered by his fiancée, Ginger Alden, and he was declared dead on arrival at the Baptist Memorial Hospital. Medical Examiner Jerry Francisco — an Illuminatus — was brought in to perform an autopsy on the late King of Rock and Roll, but instead he secretly shipped the body across country to the Illuminati research facility at Groom Lake, Nevada, commonly known as Area 51.
In addition to a vast array of experimental airplanes, the scientists at Area 51 had developed a wide variety of advanced technology that they’d chosen to withhold from the public. Among these developments were the perfection of cryogenics, and a homeopathic formula capable of returning recently deceased flesh to life. When Elvis’ body arrived at Area 51, the scientists defrosted a cryogenic chamber that contained the preserved remains of Adolf Hitler (obtained from the Fuhrer’s bunker in 1945), and performed a blood transfusion between this man and the late Elvis, infusing the blood with the life-giving formula in the process.
The next morning, Elvis awoke in an Area 51 infirmary, connected to a variety of IVs and machines that worked on rebuilding his damaged body and removing the years of toxins from his system. It was not until several weeks later, however, that he regained the ability to speak, and it became clear that his personality had been darkened by the experience. In the meantime, Illuminati plastic surgeons elsewhere in the complex worked extensively on the body of kidnapped Freemason and labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, altering the dead man’s facial features to resemble that of Elvis. Once this surgery was finished, Hoffa’s body was shipped to Dr. Francisco and later buried in Elvis’ grave.
It would take years of rehabilitation to return Elvis to his previous form, but by 1980 he found himself among the highest ranks in the organization, and one of the most powerful men in the world. And the actions he has committed with this power will shock and appall you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MaZ1rd ... re=related
Skank, you of all ppl should know that ....
Elvis Presley was murdered by Freemasons, and shortly thereafter resurrected by the Illuminati in Area 51 to eventually become the shadow leader of the world’s largest conspiracy. From his birth in 1935 to his death in 1977 to his current reign, Elvis’s impact on world history has been vast and deep. But new information has now been uncovered suggesting his influence extended farther back than any of us could have guessed.
Archaeologists at an unnamed site in the Bavarian region of Germany recently unearthed an underground library dating back to the late 18th century. Within this library, researchers discovered a manuscript, written by Adam Weishaupt, the man widely known today as the founder of the original Illuminati. The manuscript is a memoir, of sorts, chronicling numerous visits Weishaupt received spanning his lifetime by a mysterious man who did not appear to age. Scientific testing confirmed that the book dates back approximately two hundred years, and yet it apparently describes, in detail, events as recent as 1933 and as old as pre-history.
The manuscript has decayed somewhat over the centuries and was written in German, but translation work is in progress. Surely this will mark the most startling passage in the long history of this conspiracy.
In the weeks following J. Edgar Hoover’s death, a sympathetic Illuminati insider (later revealed to be presidential speechwriter Ben Stein) informed Elvis of a secret investigation being undertaken by Richard Nixon in regards to the FBI director’s death. It seemed that Nixon had been in the process of defecting to the Freemasons when Elvis killed Hoover – in fact, it turned out that Hoover’s order for Elvis to kill Nixon had actually been part of Hoover’s plot to turn Nixon into a double agent by sacrificing Elvis. So, in the summer of 1972, Elvis, with the help of his insiders, leaked incriminating information on the Watergate Scandal to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Associate Director of the FBI (and Illuminati spy) William Mark Felt, Sr. would later claim to be the informant known as “Deep Throat”, to remove speculation from the case.
These actions, unfortunately, did not prevent the truth about Hoover’s death from spreading among fellow Freemasons, including most of Elvis’s entourage, known as the “Memphis Mafia.” The “Mafia” was an ever-changing group of friends and yes-men who had kept Elvis company since the mid-50s, each of them hand-picked by his manager, the Illuminatus “Colonel” Tom Parker. Unbeknownst to Elvis, however, Parker was actually yet another double agent in the employ of the late Hoover, and had stocked Elvis’ entourage with similar agents.
The Memphis Mafia spent the next five years keeping Elvis subdued, feeding him drugs that kept him disoriented and overweight. He struggled to keep up his former life, performing stage shows and spending time with beautiful women, but eventually the poisons became too much for him. Elvis Presley died in August 17, 1977, murdered by Freemasons in retaliation for the death of J. Edgar Hoover.
His story, however, does not end there….
Some claim that Elvis did not die, that he faked his death and ran away to a life of anonymity. That’s the most common claim made about Elvis post-1977, but it’s simply not true, and quite a ridiculously assumption. No, Elvis really did die. His body was discovered by his fiancée, Ginger Alden, and he was declared dead on arrival at the Baptist Memorial Hospital. Medical Examiner Jerry Francisco — an Illuminatus — was brought in to perform an autopsy on the late King of Rock and Roll, but instead he secretly shipped the body across country to the Illuminati research facility at Groom Lake, Nevada, commonly known as Area 51.
In addition to a vast array of experimental airplanes, the scientists at Area 51 had developed a wide variety of advanced technology that they’d chosen to withhold from the public. Among these developments were the perfection of cryogenics, and a homeopathic formula capable of returning recently deceased flesh to life. When Elvis’ body arrived at Area 51, the scientists defrosted a cryogenic chamber that contained the preserved remains of Adolf Hitler (obtained from the Fuhrer’s bunker in 1945), and performed a blood transfusion between this man and the late Elvis, infusing the blood with the life-giving formula in the process.
The next morning, Elvis awoke in an Area 51 infirmary, connected to a variety of IVs and machines that worked on rebuilding his damaged body and removing the years of toxins from his system. It was not until several weeks later, however, that he regained the ability to speak, and it became clear that his personality had been darkened by the experience. In the meantime, Illuminati plastic surgeons elsewhere in the complex worked extensively on the body of kidnapped Freemason and labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, altering the dead man’s facial features to resemble that of Elvis. Once this surgery was finished, Hoffa’s body was shipped to Dr. Francisco and later buried in Elvis’ grave.
It would take years of rehabilitation to return Elvis to his previous form, but by 1980 he found himself among the highest ranks in the organization, and one of the most powerful men in the world. And the actions he has committed with this power will shock and appall you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MaZ1rd ... re=related
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It's not a case of who knows it, but who believes it and both those groups are irrelevant to those that don't give a shit...according to the op, much like Elvis.. but did you know this...
After the dead body of Michael Jackson was found in 2009, due to an apparent drug overdose. Attending Police officers at the scene reported finding Mr Jackson's personal safe as being open. While the contents of the safe seemed to be intact and undesturbed. A source from within the Jackson staff has since said that Mr Jackson was seen placing a yet unfound, black leather documentation binder inside the safe on the night prior to his death. The staff member in question has recently vanished and has therefore been unable to verify this.
It has long been rumoured that Michael Jackson had various 'backstage' connections within the freemason organisation. However, it wasn't until January of 2010 that the true depth of these connections have been revealed. Leaked information from disenfranchised Nixon supporters within the Illuminati has sugggested that Mr Jackson's death was infact a repeat of the 1977 Assassination of Elvis Presley. Carrried out by Conrad Murray, Jackson's own personal physician and longterm Illuminati sleeper spy, the executive order for Mr Jackson's death was sanctioned by Elvis Presley himself. Allegedly, 'The Jackson' was genetically created in the DNA laboratories at Area 51 in 1955. Gene spliced together from DNA samples of Freemasonry's higher echelon (it wasn't until the eventual perfection of 'acquired' technologies a decade later that the true potential of The Jackson began to be realised). The Vietnam war was immediately instigated to both uphold the facade of the cold war to the general public, while raisng funds for the next stage of the plan. By the time the war was discontinued in 1975 that next phase was already well underway.
After Elvis Presley's execution and subsequent resurrection two years later, his DNA sample was added to The Jackson and final growth cycles commenced. In 1979 a fully grown adult version of The Jackson went online replacing the origional Michael Jackson (assassinated/ resurrected and currently reciding at The White House). The Jackson's implimentation went unnoticed despite the low sales of 'Off the wall' and by the time "Thriller' was released in 1981 selling 33 million copies, it was fully functional and final phase of The Jackson project 'world domination', could be initiated.
The Jackson's origional objective was to brainwash the world, though unbeknown to the Illuminati hierahcy, the 'darkening' effects Hitlers blood infusion was having on Elvis Presley were actually much greater than first observed. Despite scientists best attempts at erradicating it at the source, the 'Master race' deffect held within Hitlers cell structure had resurfaced. Over the next 25 years in an attempt to create the ultimate being. Elvis systematically cross bred The Jackson with as many species as possible including monkeys, young boys, stuffed animals and even his own daughter.
Unknowingly doomed to failure, Elvis didn't realise The Jackson was begining to break down and reject itself on a cellular level. The problems Hitler's DNA had showed in Elvis forced the physical side of The Jackson to collapse along with the mental side. After a number of public blunders and court proceedings drawing unwanted attention, Elvis Presley ordered Conrad Murray to start 'retirement' plans. It was while carrying out these plans that Murray came across a black leather binder, the contents of which, ultimately damning The Jackson to it's fate. Sources say the binder contained information for the "This is it' tour and a photograph. Stage instructions apparently showed The Jackson had intended on revealing the true identity of Elvis while on stage. Murray was ordered to complete retirement of The Jackson and collect the binder. Successful in the first part he was unable to gain access to the safe and when it was later discovered open he was arrested by the police under possible manslaughter charges. This was merely a guise as Illuminati members within the police force needed to interrorgate him in regards to the binder's location incase he was thinking of blackmail. He was later released.
Although no trace of a leather binder or any 'other' tour information has ever been found, an anonymous passerby later discovered a single photograph near Michael Jackson's mansion shortly after the death. Inside sources have confirmed it as being the photograph from the leather binder and indeed, is the last known image of Elvis Presley.
After the dead body of Michael Jackson was found in 2009, due to an apparent drug overdose. Attending Police officers at the scene reported finding Mr Jackson's personal safe as being open. While the contents of the safe seemed to be intact and undesturbed. A source from within the Jackson staff has since said that Mr Jackson was seen placing a yet unfound, black leather documentation binder inside the safe on the night prior to his death. The staff member in question has recently vanished and has therefore been unable to verify this.
It has long been rumoured that Michael Jackson had various 'backstage' connections within the freemason organisation. However, it wasn't until January of 2010 that the true depth of these connections have been revealed. Leaked information from disenfranchised Nixon supporters within the Illuminati has sugggested that Mr Jackson's death was infact a repeat of the 1977 Assassination of Elvis Presley. Carrried out by Conrad Murray, Jackson's own personal physician and longterm Illuminati sleeper spy, the executive order for Mr Jackson's death was sanctioned by Elvis Presley himself. Allegedly, 'The Jackson' was genetically created in the DNA laboratories at Area 51 in 1955. Gene spliced together from DNA samples of Freemasonry's higher echelon (it wasn't until the eventual perfection of 'acquired' technologies a decade later that the true potential of The Jackson began to be realised). The Vietnam war was immediately instigated to both uphold the facade of the cold war to the general public, while raisng funds for the next stage of the plan. By the time the war was discontinued in 1975 that next phase was already well underway.
After Elvis Presley's execution and subsequent resurrection two years later, his DNA sample was added to The Jackson and final growth cycles commenced. In 1979 a fully grown adult version of The Jackson went online replacing the origional Michael Jackson (assassinated/ resurrected and currently reciding at The White House). The Jackson's implimentation went unnoticed despite the low sales of 'Off the wall' and by the time "Thriller' was released in 1981 selling 33 million copies, it was fully functional and final phase of The Jackson project 'world domination', could be initiated.
The Jackson's origional objective was to brainwash the world, though unbeknown to the Illuminati hierahcy, the 'darkening' effects Hitlers blood infusion was having on Elvis Presley were actually much greater than first observed. Despite scientists best attempts at erradicating it at the source, the 'Master race' deffect held within Hitlers cell structure had resurfaced. Over the next 25 years in an attempt to create the ultimate being. Elvis systematically cross bred The Jackson with as many species as possible including monkeys, young boys, stuffed animals and even his own daughter.
Unknowingly doomed to failure, Elvis didn't realise The Jackson was begining to break down and reject itself on a cellular level. The problems Hitler's DNA had showed in Elvis forced the physical side of The Jackson to collapse along with the mental side. After a number of public blunders and court proceedings drawing unwanted attention, Elvis Presley ordered Conrad Murray to start 'retirement' plans. It was while carrying out these plans that Murray came across a black leather binder, the contents of which, ultimately damning The Jackson to it's fate. Sources say the binder contained information for the "This is it' tour and a photograph. Stage instructions apparently showed The Jackson had intended on revealing the true identity of Elvis while on stage. Murray was ordered to complete retirement of The Jackson and collect the binder. Successful in the first part he was unable to gain access to the safe and when it was later discovered open he was arrested by the police under possible manslaughter charges. This was merely a guise as Illuminati members within the police force needed to interrorgate him in regards to the binder's location incase he was thinking of blackmail. He was later released.
Although no trace of a leather binder or any 'other' tour information has ever been found, an anonymous passerby later discovered a single photograph near Michael Jackson's mansion shortly after the death. Inside sources have confirmed it as being the photograph from the leather binder and indeed, is the last known image of Elvis Presley.
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Dude, from a sense of humor failure like yerself an E aint bad. The first part was written by people like you taking themselves seriously. The second part was written by me not taking people like you seriously, atleast the second part served a purpose. A joke, something ya wouldn't know about ...even if it was to take a bite out of your face. 
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Why stop at smarmy, yer not a fan of any style, Ahumorous. Didn't mind it so much when it was directed at one of yer other pals though...
It'd make my replies to you pretty pointless if you did. 
Whatever dude, I'm glad you don't 'dig' my style?.Stanky Danky wrote:DC wrote:At a guess, I'd say you live under.... a bridge.nailed him. Reminded me of this video.
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To be nice to me? Fek, I've heard it all now. Also, since when does making a reply on page 3 of another one of yer bullshit mason conspiracy theories threads and this one amount to 'stalking'. Don't flatter yerself ya eejit, if ya weren't filled with as much crap as yer saying Elvis is I wouldn't feel the need to reply to you at all.....but you are, so I do.