Who, Elvis?.
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Elvis Presley was murdered by Freemasons, and shortly thereafter resurrected by the Illuminati in Area 51 to eventually become the shadow leader of the world’s largest conspiracy. From his birth in 1935 to his death in 1977 to his current reign, Elvis’s impact on world history has been vast and deep. But new information has now been uncovered suggesting his influence extended farther back than any of us could have guessed.
Archaeologists at an unnamed site in the Bavarian region of Germany recently unearthed an underground library dating back to the late 18th century. Within this library, researchers discovered a manuscript, written by Adam Weishaupt, the man widely known today as the founder of the original Illuminati. The manuscript is a memoir, of sorts, chronicling numerous visits Weishaupt received spanning his lifetime by a mysterious man who did not appear to age. Scientific testing confirmed that the book dates back approximately two hundred years, and yet it apparently describes, in detail, events as recent as 1933 and as old as pre-history.
The manuscript has decayed somewhat over the centuries and was written in German, but translation work is in progress. Surely this will mark the most startling passage in the long history of this conspiracy.
In the weeks following J. Edgar Hoover’s death, a sympathetic Illuminati insider (later revealed to be presidential speechwriter Ben Stein) informed Elvis of a secret investigation being undertaken by Richard Nixon in regards to the FBI director’s death. It seemed that Nixon had been in the process of defecting to the Freemasons when Elvis killed Hoover – in fact, it turned out that Hoover’s order for Elvis to kill Nixon had actually been part of Hoover’s plot to turn Nixon into a double agent by sacrificing Elvis. So, in the summer of 1972, Elvis, with the help of his insiders, leaked incriminating information on the Watergate Scandal to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. Associate Director of the FBI (and Illuminati spy) William Mark Felt, Sr. would later claim to be the informant known as “Deep Throat”, to remove speculation from the case.
These actions, unfortunately, did not prevent the truth about Hoover’s death from spreading among fellow Freemasons, including most of Elvis’s entourage, known as the “Memphis Mafia.” The “Mafia” was an ever-changing group of friends and yes-men who had kept Elvis company since the mid-50s, each of them hand-picked by his manager, the Illuminatus “Colonel” Tom Parker. Unbeknownst to Elvis, however, Parker was actually yet another double agent in the employ of the late Hoover, and had stocked Elvis’ entourage with similar agents.
The Memphis Mafia spent the next five years keeping Elvis subdued, feeding him drugs that kept him disoriented and overweight. He struggled to keep up his former life, performing stage shows and spending time with beautiful women, but eventually the poisons became too much for him. Elvis Presley died in August 17, 1977, murdered by Freemasons in retaliation for the death of J. Edgar Hoover.
His story, however, does not end there….
Some claim that Elvis did not die, that he faked his death and ran away to a life of anonymity. That’s the most common claim made about Elvis post-1977, but it’s simply not true, and quite a ridiculously assumption. No, Elvis really did die. His body was discovered by his fiancée, Ginger Alden, and he was declared dead on arrival at the Baptist Memorial Hospital. Medical Examiner Jerry Francisco — an Illuminatus — was brought in to perform an autopsy on the late King of Rock and Roll, but instead he secretly shipped the body across country to the Illuminati research facility at Groom Lake, Nevada, commonly known as Area 51.
In addition to a vast array of experimental airplanes, the scientists at Area 51 had developed a wide variety of advanced technology that they’d chosen to withhold from the public. Among these developments were the perfection of cryogenics, and a homeopathic formula capable of returning recently deceased flesh to life. When Elvis’ body arrived at Area 51, the scientists defrosted a cryogenic chamber that contained the preserved remains of Adolf Hitler (obtained from the Fuhrer’s bunker in 1945), and performed a blood transfusion between this man and the late Elvis, infusing the blood with the life-giving formula in the process.
The next morning, Elvis awoke in an Area 51 infirmary, connected to a variety of IVs and machines that worked on rebuilding his damaged body and removing the years of toxins from his system. It was not until several weeks later, however, that he regained the ability to speak, and it became clear that his personality had been darkened by the experience. In the meantime, Illuminati plastic surgeons elsewhere in the complex worked extensively on the body of kidnapped Freemason and labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, altering the dead man’s facial features to resemble that of Elvis. Once this surgery was finished, Hoffa’s body was shipped to Dr. Francisco and later buried in Elvis’ grave.
It would take years of rehabilitation to return Elvis to his previous form, but by 1980 he found himself among the highest ranks in the organization, and one of the most powerful men in the world. And the actions he has committed with this power will shock and appall you.
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