Dam Stag Do - Trip Report 8th-10th May

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Dam Stag Do - Trip Report 8th-10th May

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Part 1 - Daytime

Been gearing up to this for some time and alot of planning went into this trip as when your with 12+ people its hard to control whats gunna happen, so best laid plans etc lol!!!!

Anyway, started the trip at 3am when the Cab picked me up, or was meant to anyway, My alarm failed me and they were ringing my door bell frantically to get me up, so quick wash, etc i'm out the door and the stag and a few mates were already in the cab, onto the next stop to pick up the Best Man.

Arrive at best mans house about 5 Minutes after mine, oh look - He has a spliff rolled and a 6 pack of Peroni!!!! Cab driver is a friend of ours and let us smoke and drink our way to Luton airport!!! TOUCH!!!

Arrive Luton airport for 4:20am flight is 6:15am, rest of party show up from the four corners of London - Full stag underway now drinking at airport bar, waiting for flight to come up!!!

Land at Schipol at approx 8:20am (dutch time) - Explain to Party that Amsterdam Central is merely minutes away - Catch the express into central and we are in Dam by 9:00am.

Meet with others who arrived day earlier - now the FULL PARTY IS HERE!!!!

Walk down to the Cornerhouse Hotel, 4 out of our 5 rooms are ready so we dump bags, freshed up a tad and we're on our way!!! Pint in the bar at Cornerhouse and then walk to Barneys Uptown!!

Usual deal, Breakfast, Bud, Drink and Laughs aplenty!!! First thing - Stag spills 2 pints everywhere - over his dad, over the table, ashtray, floor, you name it IT GOT WET!!! Good job I hadn't got my stash yet, so over we go to Barneys Coffeeshop. First Purchases were - Red Diesel, Utopia Haze, Dr. Grinspoon, Red Cherry Berry, Sweet Tooth and Laughing Buddha. Only have pics of Red Diesel and Utopia Haze as these were the strains i bought - AND MOST OF THE STAG PARTY THOUGHT I WAS MAD TAKING PICS OF WEED!!! :lol:

Utopia Haze - Strong Haze taste, with the classic haze soaring high
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Red Diesel - Closest to Best Diesel of Trip, lovely taste and high, great in the morning!!!
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Got seriously baked in Barneys, a few spliffs and beers later and we decide to roll out at about 11:30am. All eyes on ME as i'm the tour guide, only one other person has been to the Dam and they hadn't been in over 5 years, so down to me to provide entertainment - Simply put i said we are in a city were every 20 steps is a bar or coffeeshop so we should just walk around the Red Light and Centre, etc. But on the way i suggested a quick Pit Stop at the Grey Area, now we all know how small the grey area is, i explained to the party that this will just be a fly and buy one, but much to my suprise we arrived at the Grey Area and was able to get all 12 of us in there :shock: :lol:

On route to Grey Area (i've passed this statue on my 26 trips probably 100 times and never took a photo)
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We tried many varieties in here, i bought the East Coast Sour Diesel, LA Confidential and Grey Haze, others bought, Grey Crystals, Chiesel, Chocolope and Casey Jones. I vapourised the EC Sour Diesel with some crystals - :shock: OH.....MY......GOD the flavour was INTENSE!!! the high very heady and kicked in straight away, a few of us hit this more than once and really enjoyed the effect. Without a doubt the EC Sour Diesel is my FAVOURITE after this, best taste, best high, 15e per gram but well worth it, 10 times better than the Rokerij Sour Diesel (10e per gram).

Grey Area
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LA Confidential
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Grey Haze and EC Sour Diesel
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So following this serious smoking session and as it was a Stag do we needed a smoker friendly bar, which there are many all around the centre. To begin with we stopped at the Euro Pub on Dam Square, cos the party was getting restless after walking from Barneys to the Grey Area and then to the Square. So a few beers later the plan is the following - The Stag MUST down a pint and a shot of choice every hour on the hour, accompanied by whatever else he drinks/smokes!!! Stag accepts the challenge and the madness ensues........ :shock:

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Much drinking and smoking took place after this, and my reporting skills, or lack of are displayed by the fact that all i know happened was a bar crawl and a sex show :lol:

After this EVERYONE flaked out and needed an afternoon nap/siesta.

Watch out for Part 2 - Evening Shenanigans!!! Later today hopefully if i get time!!


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Post by bigs »

top report BPP thanks a lot mate
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Post by Cisco »

Cheers fella top stagging ! :lol: :wink:
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Post by PecosTheCat »

It sounds like you guys had a fantastic time.

I'm not sure how well I would handle such heavy alcohol consumption before setting off to the RLD, though. Gotta watch out for the dreaded Brewer's Droop.
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Party on Big Poppa!
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Sounds like a sick one mate! I'm heading out with a few friends for my stag do on the 31st, hoping I have a mad one like you guys.Looking forward to part 2! :D
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Stag - Part II

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Part 2 - Evening Shenanigans!!!

So sex show, strip bar and a siesta later, most people are relatively rejuvenated for the Evening/nighttime.

TBH i was one of the last standing in the strip bar, the stag had long gone back to the hotel for a nap, LIGHTWEIGHT!!! :lol:

All in all my intake up to this point had been the following

Red Diesel
Utopia Haze
ECSD
LA Confidential
6 Beers
1 Brandy/Coke
1 Vodka/Redbull

Not to mention the countless Chocolopes, Grey Haze, Grey Crystals, Casey Jones, Chiesel joints floating around here and there!!!!

So imagine that accross the board, people are fucked up by now :lol: :lol:
Thats what we are here for tho!!! And this is what happened to some folk before we got back to the hotel!!

Passed out in bar!!
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So back to hotel, nap, woke up at around 7.30pm, overslept a little bit. Thats the problem with naps in amsterdam, so i have now re-named them comas, because thats a more fitting description of how you look whilst in one!!! :lol:

Getting 12 people ready for a night out is LONG!!! 12 different ideas and opinions bouncing around, so i told the stag and the best man the best options tonight would be Rembrandtplein or Leidseplein for nightlife etc...

Began the walk to Rembrandtplein at around 8.30pm, walked thru Dam Sq en route to Rembrandtplein via The Greenhouse centrum and Basjoes.

Stopped at the greenhouse at about 8.45pm to make some tree purchases!!
I went with 1g Super Silver Haze and 1g NYC Diesel. SSH was banging as usual, lovely haze taste and effect. The NYC diesel was superb, threw the whole gram in a joint and smoked that Bitch - sorry no NYC Diesel photo!!!

Super Silver Haze (after joint ripped out of it)
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Didn't stay long (20 mins) here as the stag was very restless and NEEDED loud music and alcohol!!! Fair enough but need to stop at Basjoes, good job its on the way!! Or i made it on the way anyway!!! I'M THE TOOUR GUIDE BITCHES!!!! :lol: :lol:

Literally had to run in Basjoes and out again cos of the Stag becoming very restless!! Bought 1g Basjoe Special, 1g White Widow, 1g Jamaican and 0.5g Terminator. Have no photos of any as we rushed in and out, and all of this got smoked at the Rembrantplein clubs.

Arrived at Rembrandplein at approx 9:30pm-10:00pm, went to club Prime.

http://clubprime.nl/

Got a table for 120e (10e per head) this included a very large bottle of smirnoff vodka, 10 red bulls and a big bottle of coke. OK for 120e we thought, everyone got 2-3 drinks each out of it before having to buy more, so all in all club entry, nice table, 2-3 drinks was good for 10e per head, oh and this place has a smoking room at the front overlooking the square!!!

Music was a mix of R n'B, Hip Hop, Funky House, Electro etc...Stag was HAPPY so nothing else mattered, he got hammered on the dance floor, i chilled with a couple of the smokers in the Room, got stoned and drunk, never a good combo but we will NEVER learn, and i didn't green so didn't matter this time :lol:

Partied the Night away, until about 2-3am when the Stag got caught doing coke in the toilets and got his arsed kicked out of prime!!! So we all just fell into Smokeys Club (not the coffeeshop), this place was ok and served a purpose (drink and smoke) a few of the party managed to pull some girls and that was the last i saw of them until the next day!!!! :shock: :shock:

On the way back to the Hotel, we saw police shooting towards us, near the palace, about 2 minutes from our hotel. The police jumped out and shouted at us!!! The stag thought we'd set him up!! But no, he actually fitted the description of someone who had committed a crime in the area!!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: So a little explanation and a case of mistaken identity later all was sorted and we managed to get in the hotel where the guy on the bar was cool enough to sell us more Alcohol!! FOOL!!! :lol:

12 Coronas later and much much smoking in the room we are all ready for bed!!! So i toke a ECSD mixed with some Soft black dotted in the joint in bed and let the embrace of sour sleep take over!!! BEDTIME!!!

Part 3 to follow - Day 2

Thanks for reading
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Post by RollUp »

this thread just screams "Awesome!!" DAY 3 DAY 3!!
Are you high right now?
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I agree!! Waiting on day 3 to see what drama unfolds!
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yea good reporting m8, that ssh looks f**kin beutiful
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LMAO i saw you twice, when you took that photo at the statue i was sat on the bench behind. You was with two mates and two of you climbed up on the statue base. You went in the direction of GA then i saw you again about 15mins later walking back past towards GA again with one of your mates saying "Oh not this way again".

I see all :wink: :lol:
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really enjoying this fine tale! Can't wait for the next installment.
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Kermit wrote:LMAO i saw you twice, when you took that photo at the statue i was sat on the bench behind. You was with two mates and two of you climbed up on the statue base. You went in the direction of GA then i saw you again about 15mins later walking back past towards GA again with one of your mates saying "Oh not this way again".

I see all :wink: :lol:
:shock: :shock: SMALL WORLD!!!!

Haha, yeh i kept taking them in the directions i wanted, it was kinda hard to keep all 12 of us together, everyone kept slipping off :lol: I climbed up with my mate, whilst my other mate took the photos.....

So the direction i'm facing in the photo was facing the bench u was on, or was it the benches behind me in the photo?? I remember a guy with a rucksack on a bench, wash that u :? :) ??

That was the day we got to the Grey Area and they weren't open yet, so we went and had a coffee on the other corner, and went back bout 20 minutes later....

Cheers for reading, and look out for part III hopefully later today if i get a moment....
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No i did not have a rucksack that was the bloke on the bench nearest you, i was on the one that was behind and furthest away from you just out of that photo in the report.
Small world deffo, i did chuckle to myself that maybe you was ACDers and i could find myself in a trip report. 8)

Nice report 8)
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Re: Stag - Part II

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BIG POPPA PROPA wrote:Passed out in bar!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

BIG POPPA PROPA wrote: the guy on the bar was cool enough to sell us more Alcohol!! FOOL!!! :lol:
Laughed my ass off through much of this; great report, BPP!
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