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- Bilbo Baggins
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Oh and you got to see this--I am not kidding
If all else fail
s you can buy a false todger/willy/trouser snake, call it what you will, and use it to give a sample of someone elses urine ( or a clean specimen of your own )
I will not post a pic directly of this prosthetic genital but heres a link
The line '' available in three skin tones '' line had me rolling on the floor
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test ... oduct=1072
If all else fail
s you can buy a false todger/willy/trouser snake, call it what you will, and use it to give a sample of someone elses urine ( or a clean specimen of your own )
I will not post a pic directly of this prosthetic genital but heres a link
The line '' available in three skin tones '' line had me rolling on the floor
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test ... oduct=1072
Dam Square/Damraak Webcam Live http://hdtv.webcam.nl/website/page1/pag ... creen.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I am responding on how to 'beat' a urinalysis, at least that's what I think I am doing. Damn, got loaded a little bit too much on the Amnesia. '8)'
Well, the best way to beat any test is not to do drugs, period. Ok, now that I got that B.S. out of the way, onward to the good stuff.
Forget about all the things you have heard about sucking on a penny (copper) or flushing your system with water or any other type of liquid cleanser. None of those things will help. The primary reason - THC is stored in fat cells. The only benefit of flushing ones system is that your digestive system will be flushed, and you will probably be fully hydrated.
If you have participated in a urinalysis with your organization, do they watch closely or give a little privacy? If the latter, one can use what Bilbo Baggins wrote about, or any other type of container that will allow you to hold 'YOUR' clean urine. The reason I say yours is to cover your ass in the event that they take a second sample and perform additional tests, possible DNA comparison. Has happened. Better safe than sorry.
Lastly, make sure the urine is as close to body temperature as possible. Handing over a cold bottle is an immediate indicator of tampering.
I know these things because I used to be an Alcohol and Drug Coordinator. In other words, I was the Piss Master. Collected and turned in samples, filed paperwork, and even testified in court. '
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The one drawback of cannabis as it relates to urinalysis is that THC takes a considerable amount of time to leave the body. I have seen positive results from people who claimed they stopped smoking four weeks prior to the test. Didn't help them much since they were chronic smokers. Honestly, I think they would have tested positive even after two months.
We tested at 50 nanograms and retested positives at 25 nanograms. Needless to say, most casual users (like me) didn't get burned. ':D'
PS: Testing positive because of passively inhaling is 'nearly' impossible. One would have to be in the "fiberweed' van like in Cheech and Chongs 'Up In Smoke'. haha
Well, the best way to beat any test is not to do drugs, period. Ok, now that I got that B.S. out of the way, onward to the good stuff.
Forget about all the things you have heard about sucking on a penny (copper) or flushing your system with water or any other type of liquid cleanser. None of those things will help. The primary reason - THC is stored in fat cells. The only benefit of flushing ones system is that your digestive system will be flushed, and you will probably be fully hydrated.
If you have participated in a urinalysis with your organization, do they watch closely or give a little privacy? If the latter, one can use what Bilbo Baggins wrote about, or any other type of container that will allow you to hold 'YOUR' clean urine. The reason I say yours is to cover your ass in the event that they take a second sample and perform additional tests, possible DNA comparison. Has happened. Better safe than sorry.
Lastly, make sure the urine is as close to body temperature as possible. Handing over a cold bottle is an immediate indicator of tampering.
I know these things because I used to be an Alcohol and Drug Coordinator. In other words, I was the Piss Master. Collected and turned in samples, filed paperwork, and even testified in court. '
The one drawback of cannabis as it relates to urinalysis is that THC takes a considerable amount of time to leave the body. I have seen positive results from people who claimed they stopped smoking four weeks prior to the test. Didn't help them much since they were chronic smokers. Honestly, I think they would have tested positive even after two months.
We tested at 50 nanograms and retested positives at 25 nanograms. Needless to say, most casual users (like me) didn't get burned. ':D'
PS: Testing positive because of passively inhaling is 'nearly' impossible. One would have to be in the "fiberweed' van like in Cheech and Chongs 'Up In Smoke'. haha
GTA3/4 or Hogans Heroes
Hi people,
i like to play GTA3 or GTA4 when i'm stoned. I seem to control the car better than when i'm not. I smoke a jo while watching some old TV-Shows like Hogans Heroes, MASH or the like. Then wenn the jo is out i fire up GTA. I must have played San Andreas at least a dozen times like that. Strange that i still don't remember all the missions that i've played. javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Peace
Pudelfan
i like to play GTA3 or GTA4 when i'm stoned. I seem to control the car better than when i'm not. I smoke a jo while watching some old TV-Shows like Hogans Heroes, MASH or the like. Then wenn the jo is out i fire up GTA. I must have played San Andreas at least a dozen times like that. Strange that i still don't remember all the missions that i've played. javascript:emoticon(':lol:')
Peace
Pudelfan
- KingBlueSlims
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- templeball
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...that is unreal, least the missus can use it after the test is over, good value for moneyBilbo Baggins wrote:Oh and you got to see this--I am not kidding
If all else fail
s you can buy a false todger/willy/trouser snake, call it what you will, and use it to give a sample of someone elses urine ( or a clean specimen of your own )
I will not post a pic directly of this prosthetic genital but heres a link
The line '' available in three skin tones '' line had me rolling on the floor
http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test ... oduct=1072
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King
Just had some scran and smoking a fatty while i check the forum ! sun is shiining in the Burgh today and im heading into town in a bit ! Because a new route between Edinburgh-Barcelona is starting there is sand sculptures of sights in both cities with 100 air tickets in them !
No doubt by the time i get there it shall just be a big pile
but i wouldnt mind seeing it ! im takin my camera so if im lucky i shall post some shots ron !?
No doubt by the time i get there it shall just be a big pile
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- Bilbo Baggins
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Its sunny outside--I,m messing about on the computer and my good lady is expecting me to go out and do the garden--the outdoor one--not the indoor
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- KingBlueSlims
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