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Oh and you got to see this--I am not kidding

If all else fail

s you can buy a false todger/willy/trouser snake, call it what you will, and use it to give a sample of someone elses urine ( or a clean specimen of your own )

I will not post a pic directly of this prosthetic genital but heres a link

The line '' available in three skin tones '' line had me rolling on the floor

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test ... oduct=1072

I am responding on how to 'beat' a urinalysis, at least that's what I think I am doing. Damn, got loaded a little bit too much on the Amnesia. '8)'

Well, the best way to beat any test is not to do drugs, period. Ok, now that I got that B.S. out of the way, onward to the good stuff.

Forget about all the things you have heard about sucking on a penny (copper) or flushing your system with water or any other type of liquid cleanser. None of those things will help. The primary reason - THC is stored in fat cells. The only benefit of flushing ones system is that your digestive system will be flushed, and you will probably be fully hydrated.

If you have participated in a urinalysis with your organization, do they watch closely or give a little privacy? If the latter, one can use what Bilbo Baggins wrote about, or any other type of container that will allow you to hold 'YOUR' clean urine. The reason I say yours is to cover your ass in the event that they take a second sample and perform additional tests, possible DNA comparison. Has happened. Better safe than sorry.

Lastly, make sure the urine is as close to body temperature as possible. Handing over a cold bottle is an immediate indicator of tampering.

I know these things because I used to be an Alcohol and Drug Coordinator. In other words, I was the Piss Master. Collected and turned in samples, filed paperwork, and even testified in court. ''

The one drawback of cannabis as it relates to urinalysis is that THC takes a considerable amount of time to leave the body. I have seen positive results from people who claimed they stopped smoking four weeks prior to the test. Didn't help them much since they were chronic smokers. Honestly, I think they would have tested positive even after two months.

We tested at 50 nanograms and retested positives at 25 nanograms. Needless to say, most casual users (like me) didn't get burned. ':D'

PS: Testing positive because of passively inhaling is 'nearly' impossible. One would have to be in the "fiberweed' van like in Cheech and Chongs 'Up In Smoke'. haha

Hi people,
i like to play GTA3 or GTA4 when i'm stoned. I seem to control the car better than when i'm not. I smoke a jo while watching some old TV-Shows like Hogans Heroes, MASH or the like. Then wenn the jo is out i fire up GTA. I must have played San Andreas at least a dozen times like that. Strange that i still don't remember all the missions that i've played. javascript:emoticon(':lol:')

Peace
Pudelfan

Over the winter it's been get high and play MW2 on the PS3 but now the sun is shining it's time to chill in the garden and smoke away, the neighbour love's it...... quite literally

Bilbo Baggins wrote:Oh and you got to see this--I am not kidding

If all else fail

s you can buy a false todger/willy/trouser snake, call it what you will, and use it to give a sample of someone elses urine ( or a clean specimen of your own )

I will not post a pic directly of this prosthetic genital but heres a link

The line '' available in three skin tones '' line had me rolling on the floor

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-test ... oduct=1072

...that is unreal, least the missus can use it after the test is over, good value for money

smoking mango joint #2 of the night and listening to busta rhymes.

i just finally got my hands on some buds finally in my country there is a huge shortage at the moment like nothing anywer not even stinkin soap bar ... but anyway some nice WW dubbie and just chillin

Just had some scran and smoking a fatty while i check the forum ! sun is shiining in the Burgh today and im heading into town in a bit ! Because a new route between Edinburgh-Barcelona is starting there is sand sculptures of sights in both cities with 100 air tickets in them !

No doubt by the time i get there it shall just be a big pile but i wouldnt mind seeing it ! im takin my camera so if im lucky i shall post some shots ron !?

watching the final on fox its weird. first time the cl final has been on network tv over here.

Smoking some purple kush and stinking up the house while trying to get laundry and chores done... mostly smoke is being accomplished... and i'm ok with that

Its sunny outside--I,m messing about on the computer and my good lady is expecting me to go out and do the garden--the outdoor one--not the indoor

About to spark a Big B Cheese, Pollem combo

just finished rolling a spliff. for when im done here at the computer. now back to writing my paper.

I'm waiting for kwikfit to come and change the tires on my wifes car & a mate to come round to help me put my gym together , finally

Writing a research paper with a clear head, (while the rest of the country are either off work watching/avoiding Orange parades) but really thinking the nice sativa I am staring longingly at would help me be more creative