Trip Report 5/16-23, I don't smoke a lot but I smoke a bit.

White Moses · Post by **White Moses** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 12:54 am

Please note, it appears many in this forum are more interested in and offended because of my lack of knowledge of that jewish girl that we toured her house. To all those offended that I did not know this kids name, I have found on the internet that her name is Annie Frank, daughter of Otto Frank and sister of Margaret. I hope that you may somehow find it in your heart to forgive my lack of knowledge on her name, I would guess this is what offended you somehow as my description of her was historically accurate. I understand this oversight may be comparable to putting puppies in a blender to some overly sensitive members of this forum, so with that said my deepest and most sincere apologies, Now back to my trip report.

On Tuesday morning we woke up bright and early, it was the day to go to Red Light District. I wanted to go straight there, but WC wanted to go to the Pancakery. It was really good I had the gyro pancake and 4 old genevers. We finished up the pancakes and started to try to figure out the nearest tram to get to RLD. I did not know where a tram was so I convinced WC for us just to high tail it up there on foot. We got there and I must say I was a bit taken back. There were not as many window workers as I had hoped for and the majority of them were not that attractive. WC agreed she would try women for me because it was one of my dreams and included on my "bucket list" She said this was just as good of a place as any being it was legal. We finally found one that we agreed on that seemed mostly white with just a little something else in her. I did not know how the procedure worked but I just got her attention and flashed some cash and she pointed to a door to meet her at. I had my options list with me and gave it to her and said we wanted everything on the list. She looked at me crazy, but then read the list. She said she could do all of that. I asked her how much and to my shock she said $500! I had heard on these forums the going rate was $100, I figured all my options would add some to the cost but not four times as much! When we did our budget we allocated only between $100 and $200 so I counter offered at $150. She came back to me at $500. I then showed my hole card and offered $200, she came back at me at $500. I was heartbroken because there was no way we could spend $500. I said to think about my last offer and we would come back.

By that time it was getting close to lunch. We left and grabbed a bite to eat from some chinese store. After that we decided to smoke it up. We went to Grasshopper and got a drink and smoked the rest of the Grey Haze. It was a nice happy buzz. Their herb was pretty expensive there so we did not buy anything. WC convinced me that the window worker would not accept our offer so she talked me into just spending the money at one of the smut shops. We got in there and I was happy to see they had a load of porn for only $5 per DVD! I got 8 different porns and some toys all for under $100. I was disappointed the window whore did not work out, but maybe it was for the best.

We went back to the Jordaan walked around in some of their shops and stores. We went into the Rock Archives museum which was really small, but had some really cool photos. It was free and I would recommend stopping by if you are in the area. I felt pretty stupid with walking around with a bag full of porn and sex toys so we went back to the apartment and dropped them off. We relaxed and then headed out to Cafe d' Ardenst or something like that for dinner and drinks. We had a nice dinner there and really liked the relaxed environment of the place. The Heinekens there tasted completely different than the ones here in the U.S. We had quite a few drinks and then came home to relax.

stecleary84 · Post by **stecleary84** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 01:36 am

first off your wife sounds well cool!
second, RLD in the morning? evening time my good friend then you would have had a shag for €50 and your wife could have watched too with a much bigger and better selection of women to choose from!
3rd. good report so far, some lame ass failing attempts to be funny but fuck it sure its decent reading

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Sat 5th Jun 2010 11:39 am

I hope that you may somehow find it in your heart to forgive my lack of knowledge on her name, I would guess this is what offended you somehow as my description of her was historically accurate. I understand this oversight may be comparable to putting puppies in a blender to some overly sensitive members of this forum, so with that said my deepest and most sincere apologies

Indeed, how overly sensitive of me and other members to think you're blatant lack of respect for a attraction which represents a microcosm of the worst evil ever inflicted by humanity is completely shocking and unacceptable right?

Should of stuck with a poor attempt at humor, a failed comic is more respectable than a ignorant fool.

bridget · Post by **bridget** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 03:41 pm

Your wife is ok with you going with prostitutes? wow...

What on earth did you want to do that cost $500?! I'm curious!

DC · Post by DC » Sat 5th Jun 2010 04:28 pm

Whatever it was apparently 8 dvds a couple of 'toys' seems to get the same results. So, lemme get this straight....Like when buying a car, you took a list of optional extras.... and a 100 bucks. Then instead of buying a car, you bought rollerblades. The missus is ok with minge diving 50 euro hookers, but doesn't like you using turkish hash, begs the question why not?, but I probably don't wanna know the answer. 'Kidnapped' jewish girl. Did you ask the guy in Rastababy his race. Mostly white, with just a little something else in her. Chinaman, lol dude, yer choice of language has ya skating on thin ice, somewhere between stupid and racist. By the way, that thing in yer drink was called a stampertje and before ya go pulling one outta yer pocket in a pub back home and lookin like right Adrian Monk style eejit. I'd advise ya to ask for one of these instead, they work just aswell....

It's called ...a spoon.

Boner · Post by **Boner** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 04:36 pm

DC wrote:Whatever it was apparently 8 dvds a couple of 'toys' seems to get the same results. So, lemme get this straight....Like when buying a car, you took a list of optional extras.... and a 100 bucks. Then instead of buying a car, you bought rollerblades. The missus is ok with minge diving 50 euro hookers, but doesn't like you using turkish hash, begs the question why not?, but I probably don't wanna know the answer. 'Kidnapped' jewish girl. Did you ask the guy in Rastababy his race. Mostly white, with just a little something else in her. Chinaman, lol dude, yer choice of language has ya skating on thin ice, somewhere between stupid and racist. By the way, that thing in yer drink was called a stampertje and before ya go pulling one outta yer pocket in a pub back home and lookin like right Adrian Monk style eejit. I'd advise ya to ask for one of these instead, they work just aswell....

It's called ...a spoon.

He reminds me of a troll we used to get on here, actually he reminds me of several trolls all rolled into one, I'm done reading this trip report as I reckon it's all BS.

geoffk · Post by **geoffk** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 05:09 pm

Agreed.

joeuk · Post by **joeuk** » Sat 5th Jun 2010 05:40 pm

omg you had a list ? wrong un you are

White Moses · Post by **White Moses** » Sun 6th Jun 2010 02:58 am

Okay enough is enough. I sat back and allowed some of the people on this forum to insult me, question the accuracy of my trip report and repeatedly call me racist. My father would always tell me not to argue with fools and that is the reason I have not responded, but this latest bout of insults and accusations of being racist has pushed me over the edge. You have damaged my reputation on this forum and the internet in general. Now to the people who have called me a racist I have some facts to clarify the matter and some questions to you. My wife and I flew each way over 22 hours to get a Korean. Now do you really think someone who adopted outside of the White Race could be racist? Let me ask you this. You talk a big game and talk about "damage words" "being insensitive" and talk of racist words. Well is it just talk with you or have you put your money where your mouth is and practice what you preach by actually getting a racial minority to raise with love in your own home? Yes, that is what I thought. People like you are all the same, you are all talk and no action. You call my words racist, well what about my actions? I am sure you feel quite embarrassed now. Well you should and I expect and will get an apology as well as a retraction to some of the vile things you have said about me. Now I will attempt to continue with my trip report, but this is a reminder that certain people on this forum are skating on thin ice with their comments towards myself and my family and are ruining it for everybody.

Now for Wednesday we woke up and smoked the rest of the pure Amnesia Haze joint. This was becoming my favorite smoke of the trip. It was a really nice sativa high, but I did not feel paranoid on it at all. We wanted to go to the Museum of Bags and Purses I thought it would be lame but thought I would be supportive and go. It actually turned out to be really cool. They had pocket books from ancient times and told you a lot about history and the materials things were made from throughout time.

After this we went to Waterlooplein. It was not what I expected. We did not really see much of anything that we wanted, I did however buy a couple of glass pipes for only $5 apiece. The highlight of it was when we stumbled upon this little stand at the back of it and guess what, it was the same Chinaman as Noodermarket with the Vietnamese egg rolls! I was on cloud nine, I order 4 of them and washed them down with another fresh OJ. We also had a crepe type thing that they made of this big skillet in front of us. They put nutella on it if you ask. It was good.

I can't really remember what else we did that evening I thought we just took it easy and relaxed in our apartment. We walked all the way down to Waterlooplein so we were quite tired. We wanted to see the city and felt walking down there was a fun way to do so. It was another nice day.

DC · Post by DC » Sun 6th Jun 2010 04:08 am

Ok, fine...stupid it is then.

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Sun 6th Jun 2010 05:40 am

White Moses wrote: You have damaged my reputation on this forum and the internet in general.

Nahhh... with 29 career posts, you managed that all on your own.

ktown smokerz · Post by **ktown smokerz** » Mon 7th Jun 2010 01:16 pm

Lol I must be stoned as no where in that report is there anything raceised or offencive???

Sir Niall of Essex-sire · Mon 7th Jun 2010 03:21 pm

ktown smokerz wrote:Lol I must be stoned as no where in that report is there anything raceised or offencive???

We went to some house she wanted to tour that a little Jewish kid got kidnapped in during World War II. She really enjoyed it but I did not care that much about it.

It's a troll.

geekymonkey · Post by **geekymonkey** » Mon 7th Jun 2010 03:35 pm

I'm with Boner and the Good Sir.

No man on earth passes up a threesome for some dvds and toys.

This must be fake.

I will never believe it.

Or, man, you have terrible taste and judgment and I don't believe you. Next time go for the real sex, and this is from a geeky woman.

cantona7 · Post by **cantona7** » Mon 7th Jun 2010 07:47 pm

even i cared about the ann frank house on my first visit to dam as a 8 year old in 1993.

i wouldn't call the guy racist though. i didn't read his whole report but the bit about anne franke imo is not racist more like insensative and quite uninformed. be careful how you word things white moses, you never know who you may offend. I wouldn't say sir niall is over sensative either. some people on here may be jewish and although not anti semetic some could find offense in that. just my 2 cents.