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Posted: Sun 4th Jul 2010 05:11 pm
by HasjDreamer
TUESDAY, JUNE 15, 2010:

The cell alarm goes off and we're up, anxious for another day in paradise! We open the curtains and survey the Cornelis... the locals are up and about doing their morning shopping and on-the-way-to-work prep. We, however, have different plans: smoke and wander!

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We light up in our room but close the doors and crack the door to the French balcony; we're being more considerate since we found out a young couple with a toddler live upstairs and we hear them passing our door periodically (the daughter is always giggling!) and don't want to come across as a couple of stoner tourists (even though that's exactly what we are!). Besides, the weather is cooperating something fierce and, despite our gorgeous apartment, we just want to explore!

So, we've smoked some Amnesia (I always keep the sativas at the ready for the morning wake-and-bake) and head off on Gil to check our email and get a REAL cup of coffee. Ok, backspace real quick: our apartment has a gorgeous kitchen overlooking the balcony...including an espresso maker. On Monday we tried it out and YUCK :x , we have a Nespresso machine at home and were hoping this pod-based unit would at LEAST be close. Nope, it was (as Cleveland Brown would say) "NASTY"! We stop next door for a quick muffin (her) and a chocolate croissant (me)

So come Tuesday we pass on even trying to brew and head out to, where else?, de Graal! We smoke some left-over hasj, some left-over budz and are becoming regular fixtures now greeted warmly upon entrance. The budtenders are bringing us our coffees now, telling us to just go in and get comfy. Half the time we have to remind them that we still have to pay by the time we leave (we'll run up 4-5 drink tabs over the course of 2 hours or so) and we always tip some change (not too much, nobody likes a show-off!).

Now we hop aboard and begin to explore on our 2 wheeled buddy. My general goal is to find the Kashmir Lounge, so we make a feeble attempt at locating it WITHOUT an address on hand, we just know the street runs off the Overtoom. Circling around the Vondelpark, we head down the overtoom but overshoot our right and wind up God knows where... You know you're getting into some serious local neighborhoods when you start seeing hair salons EVERY block. Gone are the local gastro pubs as local markets, churches and mosques begin to replace anything that might interest a tourist, including our beloved coffeeshops. We just keep riding, again the weather is cooperating something FIERCE and we're really in no rush to get nowhere special!

As the neighborhood begins to open up around us, some tell tale signs give us hope that a coffeeshop will be close by: train tracks, a main road, a distinctive lack of the all-housing with a dash of market and hair salon feel...and, is that neon I see? Yes! We find ourselves at

COFFEESHOP HAPPINESS

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Ahh, Happiness indeed! We've only been driving around for maybe a half hour or so but when you're lost it can feel like hours; so when we find a familiar sight we're psyched and ready for a rest and a smoke.

Ok, first off...BEWARE! The coffee is BAD, I mean REALLY, REALLY bad but the rest of the shop makes up for it! We park Gil and head inside; it's a non-descript shop, no funky interior and your basic white/beige colour scheme. No need to lure tourists, they sell weit and hasj to locals so no artificial palm trees and garish wall paintings necessary...

We're buzzed into the first little room where the menu and proprietor are:

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Nice, basic menu. We pick up the SUPER POLM @ 8 e/g and it's lovely for sho': squishy, light brown and packing a punch. It would run an EASY 14 e/g in the city centre. We're buzzed into the NEXT tiny room, maybe holding a dozen people in 3 or 4 small tables. We order our (so-called) coffee and it's dispensed from a machine into tiny plastic cups. All the sugar in Jamaica couldn't hide that american instant-coffee taste and we barely take two sips before abandoning our cups. The table next to us is filled with Moroccan-Dutch locals, maybe 18 - 20 years old, and they're well aware that these two American tourists have found their way into their own shop and instead of trying to intimidate us, they begin to drop some English if not very American words here and there and glance over to see our reaction and seem enthused when we react with smiles. Far from uncomfortable, we feel warmly welcomed! That feeling continues as we finish up our smoke, stoned to the bone, and wander back to ask the budmaster if we can take a picture of the menu. An older Moroccan gentleman, he is a bit reluctant at first but our genuine smiles and well versed Dutch-style politeness soon yield us an enthusiastic response as he carefully positions a large joint and cigarette pack to show scale. We chat briefly, mentioning our intent on moving over here, and he responds telling us what a great idea that was and this neighborhood was wonderful! Turns out we were on the western end of the city, just buffering the A10, and when we asked directions back it was "just follow this street ALL the way". We drove a good 20 minutes or more and found ourselves back in the western part of the city ring, near the Marnixstraat. Low and behold, Gil was in DESPERATE need of a fill up! Two days on the scooter and more than 300 kilometers later and we were talkin' at the texaco, fill 'er up my man...

Katsu :D, vondelpark :D and Tweedy :? later that day...

-HD

Posted: Mon 5th Jul 2010 07:18 pm
by Dr Greenshed
fine reporting sir wish i was there :D

Posted: Mon 5th Jul 2010 11:15 pm
by HasjDreamer
Ahh, thank you kind Doctor, I wish I were back! :D

TUESDAY, JUNE 15th CONTINUED...

With Gil gassed up (and we're STILL quite impressed with ourselves for pissing through a tank of gas in a day and a half; either that or embarrassed that we got THAT lost!) we head back out but apparently our asses aren't numb enough so we begin another bit of a romp around town. We wind up at Centraal and drive in front jockeying for space with tourists and locals alike and wind back up, heading south east past Nieuwmarkt and towards the Pijp.

We're getting our act together navigation-wise and quickly arrive at the Cuypmarkt and hop off Gil trying REAL hard to find a good parking spot (this place is ALWAYS nuts, and on a warm and clear day forGET about it!). We stroll down, checking out the increasingly familiar stalls: fresh juice at the beginning followed quickly by luggage, cloths and soon spices, a live infomercial with a guy selling "garlic chef" garlic press, cooking garlic dishes on the spot. No one seemed too impressed...

We turn around and decide to stop off at KATSU for a bit of a smoke...our choice? The legendary "Maroc Ice" at, what, 10 euro a gram? That CAN'T be right but that's what my notes say. I'll have to check FBN's menu page but chances are it's a 10 euro BAG. ANYWAY, we sit and relax, ordering a coffee and letting our butts relax from the time riding poor Gil's back. Funny, we've been spending SO much time in de Graal (as well as other little and local shops) Katsu seems rather touristy. I know, Hasj Dreamer and wife are becoming snobs and that well may be but we've become accustomed to the old-school "Barber shop Americana" coffeeshop where people come to HANG (and smoke) rather than SMOKE (and hang). You know what I mean? We're less about breaking smoking records and locating the rarest of the rare strain or that super-powerful icelator. Of course, I AM ordering the Maroc Ice but import Ice's are as far as I'll go! Anyway, even Katsu is starting to feel abit TOO touristy with the locals that ARE there look almost pissed at the 75% tourists that are in the coffeeshop. I mean, they weren't hostile they just seemed a bit more aloof than some of the other shops. I mean de Graal is what, 10 minutes by foot away? It feels like a world apart...

The result of the Moroccan Ice?

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VERY, VERY good... black and SOOO soft, you had to be careful pulling it out of it's little pouch as it leaves more skidmarks behind than a grade school boy. WELL worth the minor effort as it provides you with a soaring, STRONG high that lends itself to creativity if you can keep it under control!

More than ready to head back to the apartment (we haven't been "home" all day!) we depart and decide to head home via the Vodelpark (ON the scooter mind you). Now EVERYTHING I've read and heard tells me NO MOPEDS OR SCOOTERS IN THE PARK but, of course, I saw two teenaged chicks riding through on Sunday and told my wife "no problem!". We're barely through the gates, cruising nicely and trying to be polite when a policeman on a motorcycle passes us by and shouts something to us in Dutch and makes a hand motion that LOOKS to me like "slow down". Soooo... I slow the cruiser and tell my wife "he just wants us to keep the speed down". Nope, moments later he's turned around and cuts us off with his bike, slowly climbing off. Ok, this dude is in full biker-police regalia, armored racing suit / helmet with radio built in: the whole nine yards. He begins to slowly tell us that MOTORIZED VEHICLES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE PARK! I apologize, mention that I saw someone riding one the other day and thought that only applied to larger engined vehicles. He calmly said that he hoped I would pay closer attention to the traffic signs because it is CLEARLY marked as such. He let us off (it would have been a 30 euro fine) but we felt pretty privileged to have an encounter with "the LAW!" over in the 'dam! We slowly drove off to the next exit (with his blessing) and headed back to the apartment for a bathroom break and some snacks.

It's so nice out, we decide to take a stroll through the park and back to BLUE LAGOON so the wife and sample its wares while she's awake! We walk maybe 5 minutes to the entrance and start our stroll, spliff in hand...

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The park is busy - not as crowded as Sunday, of course, but enough folks lounging and enough animals about to make bird-spotting an interesting stoner diversion!

We exit out a different way than I did on Sunday, and, TA-DA

TWEEDY

There it is! I feel like "Sylvester" as I lick my chops in anticipation of our first visit to this well reviewed and popular shop. We step in and, it's like, what the FUCK? The vibe is SO hostile I feel like that family in AMITYVILLE HORROR when they enter the house and the deep, demonic voice shouts "GET OUT" :twisted:

The Portugal v Ivory Coast futball match is on and the budtender and his apparent friends are the ONLY patrons and they're staring at the screen. When we approach the 'tender the vibe is so obvious we don't even contemplate a drink: it's just grab and go with some "Tweedy Haze" at 12 euro a gram. I timidly request a photo of the menu and the budtender replies "Ok, I guess, but no flash IT GIVES ME A HEADACHE".

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The haze WAS nice but the guy was a fucking DICK! Yeah, did not return and won't be back for a while (although I won't necessarily boycott the joint, it's not THAT bad!) and instead we made the walk to the Blue Lagoon where we scored the "Petrol" special at 2 grams for 15 euro...NICE intense, couch-lock bud that put us to bed nicely later that night. We finish watching the Portugal match and head back to the apartment through the park, again enjoying it's beauty!

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...and some SLICK vehicles along the way!

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-HD

Posted: Mon 5th Jul 2010 11:54 pm
by Paco
Very nice read.
Cant wait to read more of your stuff.

Posted: Tue 6th Jul 2010 06:36 am
by DuhhaN
my friend has got a car jsut like taht one