we should be ashamed of ourselves :(

[iforgot]

Hey guys,
i want to know has anyone ever had really bad munchies, and made something so disgusting, that its made you wretch when you have been eating it, but you have carried on eating it?

I don't advise anyone to come to my restaurant when i'm high, i'm a chef and i should know better

I tried to outdo my michelin starred head chef Michael Cains, I work for a prestigeous hotel and restaurant chain, ( which makes it even worse )
But it kinda went horribly wrong, me and my fella were doing some ready steady cook shit with what we found in our fridge.

we made roasted loin of pork, Strawberries, sweetened squirty cream and Crackling

How do i post pictures? you won't believe it until you see it

I'm so disgusted, but the worse thing was...it stayed down

[schererbuzz]

How do i post pictures? you won't believe it until you see it

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https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2609

[iforgot]

Thank you

[iforgot]

I'm sorry it's wrong in many many ways

[puffpuffgive]

ugh

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

[USbongLord]

is that pic of the puke?

[Paco]

WTF???!!!

[bleak]

I've made some strange/bad food while stoned, but that definitely takes the cake!!! Pork and whipped cream are two ingredients I just cannot think of a way to combine.

I do remember having Nutella and peanut butter on toast a few weeks ago. Was quite good actually! Kinda like a Snickers bar At least they are both made from ground nuts.

[bluelaru]

worst thing I ever ate, my girlfriend made some type of Italian Chicken.

Where your body screams .....DONT SWALLOW

had to eat it...she had went to so much effort. HOWEVER ... we both agreed that she should stick to the Kraft Mac and ceese... and I would cook everything else. And I dont do dishes




And to the Chef de Mich....Pretentious dosent mean Good

[Marco]

worst thing I ever ate, my girlfriend made some type of Italian Chicken.

Where your body screams .....DONT SWALLOW

had to eat it...she had went to so much effort. HOWEVER ... we both agreed that she should stick to the Kraft Mac and ceese... and I would cook everything else. And I dont do dishes




And to the Chef de Mich....Pretentious dosent mean Good

Whatever, a Michelin-starred chef is going to serve good food.

[iforgot]

is that pic of the puke?

I wish it was the puke I'm so embarressed to say i ate it all,
it took me nearly 3/4 of and hour and the pork was cold but it
stayed down. When i realised in the morning what i'd done i
nearly screamed, but i just cried instead.

And prestigeous doesn't mean good in Michael Cains' case, i mean
how can you be a "prestigous and good chef" with one hand?

[Bob2]

yes that looks horrid, didnt you realize these are not going to go well with each other?? a one handed chef can still cook fantastic food it just might take a little longer

[titus wong]

Doesn't look that bad. I can't imagine the flavors fighting but they do nothing to accentuate each other either. The fat in the cream and the pork combined with the cooking oil prolly made the whole thing a bit greasy.

[bluelaru]

God ... you guys miss so much


I said pretentious ....

Fancy dosent equal Good.

[ftcarer]

That pic is just wrong

How do i post pictures? you won't believe it until you see it

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https://www.coffeeshopdirect.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2609

we'll have to start vetting these new pics