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So I'm sitting here in my apartment in amsterdam after smoking a joint, about 1 gram, of white widow. I pick up a nug of super silver haze to have a stare and realize ive been staring at the nug for 10 minutes and my hands and the weed nug are huge, my hands look red and the green of the nug is amplified. I start feeling gravity pull my hands left and right. My whole body is tingling and I feel huge energy rush through my head. I'm plastered to the couch with only my laptop, and I was complelled to start this travelogue.

Seriously I'm so fucking stoned

Faif play m8. get yourself off the sofa and go explore!!

Superb.

Seriously I'm so fucking stoned

Top notch mate, throw us a bit more when you can get it together

Hahahah good one Roth.
Enjoy your time in heaven

Thanks guys. Actually I did get myself out to explore, but not by my own doing. I walked to a local coffeeshop in the morning atound 8 and saw it opened at 10am. Walked back to my apartment and the key is not working. I dont know if it was because I was high or something, but it wouldn't work. My phone and everything was in the apartment and I don't know my landlords name.

I walk about half our to the city to find an internet cafe, which I did, and emailed my landlord to meet me at the apartment. Walk all the way back. Turns out the key did work and I was probably too fucked up to use it.

All in all about 3.5 hours wasted :p


But onto the real travelogue:

23rd July I land in amsterdam and walk about a bit before calling my landlord to pick me up. Bought a gram of super silver haze for 10 euro (it ended up being 1.2 for 12 euro), called my landlord for a lift and got settled in.

Went walking again with no idea where I was going, wanted to get to the dampkring, barneys etc. Found the haarlemmastraat and bought a gram of white widow for 9 euro? at coffeeshop relax, as well as a gram of iceolator. Then went into another shop (can't remember which) and bought a gram of red diesel. After that to yin yang where I bought a gram of afghani for around 7 euro.

I'd post pics but I only have my iphone and the quality is not too good. I might get a cheap digital in the city tomorrow.

Gonna smoke some of the AK47 I picked up today when I was out and about.

sounds like your on missions. wish i could be there to join you.

Rothbury wrote:So I'm sitting here in my apartment in amsterdam after smoking a joint, about 1 gram, of white widow. I pick up a nug of super silver haze to have a stare and realize ive been staring at the nug for 10 minutes and my hands and the weed nug are huge, my hands look red and the green of the nug is amplified. I start feeling gravity pull my hands left and right. My whole body is tingling and I feel huge energy rush through my head. I'm plastered to the couch with only my laptop, and I was complelled to start this travelogue.

Seriously I'm so fucking stoned

Glad to hear it! So was that yer first taste of the weed?

[quote=""Rothbury""]Thanks guys. Actually I did get myself out to explore, but not by my own doing. I walked to a local coffeeshop in the morning atound 8 and saw it opened at 10am. Walked back to my apartment and the key is not working. I dont know if it was because I was high or something, but it wouldn't work. My phone and everything was in the apartment and I don't know my landlords name.

I walk about half our to the city to find an internet cafe, which I did, and emailed my landlord to meet me at the apartment. Walk all the way back. Turns out the key did work and I was probably too fucked up to use it. [/quote]

Classic. What did the landlord have to say, if anything?

On my first afternoon, I was wrecked upon returning from the GH Centrum and after serial circumnavigations I made it back to the hotel. For some reason the glass doors were locked. I could see the concierge sitting unperturbed a few feet away behind a counter. I rapped on the glass and made all sorts of pantomine motions to no avail -- she completely ignored me. After a while, I began to shout to try to get her attention and rapped louder on the glass.

I realized at this point that I was actually standing in front of a pizzeria next door to the hotel. The restaurant was closed at the time and since the two establishments share the same frontage, they look similar.

Ugh. I bore the walk of shame in silence under the scornful lash of her mute derisiion as I scurried into the elevator.

Anyhoo, good on you for busting yer cannabis cherry!

Titus, that story still has me laughing. You're a great sport for sharing that.

Lmao bamgin on window stoned i can just imagine it. quality.

Dutch women are generally nice but some of them just hate tourists

Lol too fucked up to use the key !!! Great honesty. Bet that ended up a head down moment after calling the landlord out. I remember once being high and putting a cd in a top loading cd player only to find the music was completely different to what I put in. Rapped my brains for a good 10 minutes then released I put the cd on the top of one already in !!! I jus kept opening the tray looking down at it thinking what the fuck is going on !!!! Ha ha ha