Time was short as I was only in the city for the day, having come up from Brussels on Saturday with my lovely wife - an Amsterdam 1st timer and non-smoker.
We stayed at a hotel in Brussels but headed up to Amsterdam early on Saturday morning with the smart ,modern train flying through the Benelux countries passing through Rotterdam and Den Haag, we arrived at Central station around 10 a.m.
Went straight to Amnesia and picked up a gram of Laughing Buddha, after the bud tender - Beau (sp?) recommended it and a chocolate hash cake fresh from the fridge for wifey. I had looked at the LSD, but decided against it as it all looked a bit bottom-of-the-barrely. So I went for the Buddha. The taste was fine, nothing special, but had a nice giggly start to Saturday morning. Wifey had half the cake and reminded me we were on our way to Ann Frank's house.
Did a quick detour though, to find that Grey Area was still not open (still never been in there!), and that the heaven's had decided to turn Amsterdam's streets into canals. Meanwhile, we found that the queue was too long at Miss Frank's house and that we were getting soaked at half ten in the morning with the whole day ahead of us. So we de-toured again, this time to Kadinskys.
A new shop to me and I thought it was a bit pokey. Compact and bijou.
Despite the friendly female bud-tender being very welcoming, the gram of Bubblegum I got in return for my euros looked miserly and didn't last long at all. I should have got something else, but was too focussed on making sure my better half was alright having ordered more hash cake!The Looza juice was good though and wifey tucked into another half-piece of cake, this time of the vanilla variety (which as it turns out, upon sampling it at home, is pretty potent stuff). Picked up a couple of lighters too. Spent too much euro in there really,bit of a disappointing score and pokey place but with a nice, friendly staff.
We decided to venture out into the rain, but not until after seeing a first-time smoker return his ready-rolled joint to the busy lady working in Kadinskys, informing her that he had had enough, and that it wasn't for him. Freak.
We trudged through a bustling Dam Square to see lots of scaffolding obscuring the views of the wonderful buildings, and to have some munchies - Wok to Go and a lovely, but pricey, cheese and broccoli pie. And a sausage roll. Munchies. Then we went to one of my favourite coffeeshops; Bluebird.
It was really busy in here but we found our way to the bar and ordered a drink whilst looking at the main menu. I had a quick scan at the weed menu but it was so busy that i felt in the way. For some silly reason I didn`t get round to ordering any samples by the time we were moved on by the sometimes grumpy dude that works there.
The guy who works there came up and hussled us away from the bar into a very full and stuffy smoking room. Now, I have been in the Bluebird before and really enjoyed some expensive, Nepali Creme hash in a chilled out atmosphere, but this Saturday it was too busy and the boss-guy was in a far from welcoming mood, so, after a brief period of musical chairs around the coffee shop due to Wifey`s restlessness, we left empty handed as my wife's space cakes really started kicking in and the rain continued pouring...