Roadtrippin with Rufus: Antics, Whities, Fun & Injuries.

[cornish pixie]

Ohh my god " I man handled him up to his feet" !!! I burst out laughing reading that and imagining you trying to get this chap on the tram. Classic. Not so funny for you at the time rufus I bet !!!

[Rufus]

Ohh my god " I man handled him up to his feet" !!! I burst out laughing reading that and imagining you trying to get this chap on the tram. Classic. Not so funny for you at the time rufus I bet !!!

It wasn't exactly how I envisaged spending my time on the first night put it that way! However the insurance policy I now have on him is priceless, he can't slag me in anyway for the rest of my life

[Cisco]

I want to see more pics of you giving bongs blow jobs. (sorry couldn't resist)

I could've given you a show last week!!! Actually I do have one more pic, but it's much too clear to put up here - and the best bit about it is the expression on poor 'mark's' face - it's like ffs is she comin up for air - priceless

[DC]

Ya should've asked the staff 'is there some eejit works here with a norn iron accent?', then they give me a shout as I'm only 2 floors away. I was deffinately floating around some parts of Friday too, but I was keepin me eye open for a brunette with her husband and 2 blondes.

[Rufus]

Ya should've asked the staff 'is there some eejit works here with a norn iron accent?', then they give me a shout as I'm only 2 floors away. I was deffinately floating around some parts of Friday too, but I was keepin me eye open for a brunette with her husband and 2 blondes.

Ah balls! didn't realise that...but ya should've been lookin for 2 monged blondes, reasonably drunk dark haired bloke (my m8 from work not, husband) that must be why we missed each other But I'll be sure to hunt ya down in Jan and Feb when we return

[Kingdoc]

Awsome report rufus! and you got some back! outstanding,Your lucky mark didnt collapse on the floor btw,Ive seen it happen twice in the last few years! one was a relative of a mate of mine & the other was some guy in bluebird,He hit the deck with a nice thud that night! i was gobsmacked with smoking pipe in hand! the guy was out cold for about 2-3 mins ,Thanks again.

[Rufus]

Awsome report rufus! and you got some back! outstanding,Your lucky mark didnt collapse on the floor btw,Ive seen it happen twice in the last few years! one was a relative of a mate of mine & the other was some guy in bluebird,He hit the deck with a nice thud that night! i was gobsmacked with smoking pipe in hand! the guy was out cold for about 2-3 mins ,Thanks again.

Thanks KD, we were lucky he just slumped over the table in the restaurant and didn't hit the deck in any big way, I might have left him there if he had

[roker]

,He hit the deck with a nice thud that night!

lol KD...keep 'em coming!

[Cal X]

Ya should've asked the staff 'is there some eejit works here with a norn iron accent?', then they give me a shout as I'm only 2 floors away. I was deffinately floating around some parts of Friday too, but I was keepin me eye open for a brunette with her husband and 2 blondes.

Ah balls! didn't realise that...but ya should've been lookin for 2 monged blondes, reasonably drunk dark haired bloke (my m8 from work not, husband) that must be why we missed each other But I'll be sure to hunt ya down in Jan and Feb when we return

Hey Rufus, when you go back to Nes, just let one of the Bar Tenders know that your an ACDer, DC will show up eventually; he's a great host and it's a fun place to hang.
By the way Rufus, you are a natural born writer. Your Travelogue is very descriptive and funny, keep at it!

[Rufus]

By the way Rufus, you are a natural born writer. Your Travelogue is very descriptive and funny, keep at it!

Thanks Cal I'll certainly do my best - but I don't think the rest of my planned trips could be so eventful

Btw final, final quick update on Mark

I was working with Mark yesterday and lets just say most of the day was taken up with analysing the events of the previous weekend

I can now answer the burning question:
What were the red stripe marks on his head that first night?
Well folks this may come as no surprise, wait for it.... BLOOD!! I appreciate it isn't right to laugh but I nearly pissed myself yesterday when he told me. Apparently he remembers scratching cotinuiously at the side of his head eventually drew blood and smeared it on his face oh, dear me thinks what a bloody disaster he was!

He also confessed that when we dropped him off to his hotel room, he said he knew he had to do normal things like get undressed, clean teeth etc. so he said he walked to the bathroom but forgot why he went there, went back to the bedroom, back to the bathroom, back to the bedroom, then bathroom a total of three times without actually achieving anything and finally collapsing into bed, ah classic

And will he ever touch this 'evil' weed again????
I reckon so, watch this space

[spidergawd]

Nice all round tripologue Rufus. You are certainly the right person to be with when the going gets tough .

Blue Skies.

[DanFromUk]

I bet deep down he feels guilty and embaresed that you had to hold his hand most the time . Lightweight!! maybe he shold give up Rufus

[Rufus]

I bet deep down he feels guilty and embaresed that you had to hold his hand most the time . Lightweight!! maybe he shold give up Rufus

Aye Dan you're right his pride is dented, he doesn't know how we did it, must be like a girl beating a guy at drinking games

[Generous_J]

Brilliant report, really funny.

Sounded like the first day ended a bit shit, theres absolutely nothing around RAI.
Hilarious bit about the staircase and good call on the Milka.

[Colina]

... theres absolutely nothing around RAI.

10 min to walk from Europaplein and your in a coffeeshop! I would walk to Goed Goed, Papillon or Katsu no probelm even if your wasted! Amsterdam is a 'village'.
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