Wake up at 6.30 am and thank god for a night without any falls. look over the bunk and Mr T and Mr S are out for the count. Im used to waking up this time due to my 2 year old son rising at this time.
I take a look out the window and the sun is rising i consider getting up and having a walk around the Jordaan but choose to make the best of the opportunity to lay in bed !!! lazy i know but god it was bliss. So finally i get up at 9.30 take to the shower and get ready for the day. Mr T follows shortly and Mr S look like hes been hit by a bus !!! seems he jus couldnt let it rest last night and carried on smoking to early hours of the morning. We decide to find a super market and get some cereal bread and essentials for the studio. Its a Beautiful sunny day so get back to the studio and head out. But before that lets have a quick joint. I finish up the super polom from last night and am still impressed with the taste. I do enjoy a good hash !!! By now its 12.30 and decide to check out south of the city today and head off to Leidseplein area first. Mr S stayed this way earlier in the year and wants to show us where his apartment was located. We walk down the prinsengracht enjoying the sunshine, people and of course the beauty which is Amsterdam. We reach the Leidseplein and decide to grab lunch and sit outside Pancake corner order a burger and a beer sit back munch away and make another joint. After finishing our lunch Mr S shows us the apartment which is almost opposite the rockerij. Im a little low of supplies so we head over and check out the menu. I really want some Sour D like last night but yet again are out so decide on the Jack Herer. at 10 euro a gram. its warm so we sit opposite the bar and i order a iced coffee for 2.50 euro. I decide to build a joint and see that the staff are bollocking a group of lads for filling their joints with tobacco so decide on a pure. I like a little tobacco in my joint and also like a pure aswell time to time but the last thing i want in a coffeeshop is getting a attitude from the staff when trying to chill so i build a joint and relax. It really nice in here very dark but really chilled the music is ambient and funky, think Thievery Corporation etc. The J.H got a nice taste isnt harsh on my throat and the high is mellow and relaxing. God i could stay here all day!!!!! Mr Ts quite as a mouse " you ok mate" i ask "yeah its this Amnesia haze i got last night from greenplace last night" "whats wrong with it" as Mr S "nothing it just completely screws my head up" Mr T replies we all piss ourselves and decide its time to move on. We walk down to the Heineken Museum and do the tour and look forward to the free beers at the end !!!! its not a bad tour but we're all stoned as shit and look a tad out of place so we then. so we venture once again onto the streets and we decide to just walk now forget the map for a while and just take in the atmosphere. which we do and it great just chilling looking here and going there who cares where we are its fun !!! "shall we do a canal cruise" Mr T says. Its around 1800 now and we decide to do it tomorrow as its definately time for another coffeeshop !!! we locate are where abouts and get to the greenhouse centraal and its packed. Walk through to the budtenders and are told 10 minutes. The staff are on change of shift and ore weighing up stock. Its really interesting to watch one member of staff weights the product while another records the weights then they confirm emounts in co operation to the licence and law. Once done i order a gram of Hawaiian snow 11 euro and a gram of Temple ball 11euro. The tenders are sound and lets us as a three check out the trays etc and helped mr T in his selection as he told us "I dont wanna be stoned i wanna be high boys what shall i buy" ? Myself and Mr S both say the same thing in monotone "ask the budtender" !!!! God how meny times do we have to say if in doubt give give the tender a shout !!!! we find a table inside and grab a chocomel each and i make a joint of pure H.S its nice and fruity a little harsh on the throat. But the deal i got was a nice bud so im happy with it. The highs nice creepy but nice gives me a lift which i needed. We relax have a laugh and make a couple more joints and decide at 21.30 to grab some food as were all starving now. When we arrived last night we spotted a nice little indian on the Hartenstraat called Poorna. Yes Poorna i dont know why but when the menu came out mr S decided to have a laughing fit and asked what Poorna i would like to order for tonight !!!! immature sod so immature we are all in histerics crying with laughter i dunno why its not even funny and definately isnt the place for a laughing fit but once we start we cant stop. we all kicked off with a starter each to share and a curry and rice i went for chicken madras Mr T butter chicken and Mr S chicken bhuna everything was cooked perfectly and we stayed drank some beers and chatted to the owner for awhile. The bill came to around 80 euro with a 10 % tip which we were impressed with due to the quality of the meal so if your this way check it out you wont be disappointed.
Me and Mr S want to get out again but Mr T after smoking all day and being well fed decides to chill back at the apartment.
We head down to Tweede Kamar and i pick up a gram of Laughing Buddha 6 euro and buy and fly as its packed then travel off to Abraxas and bought a pure skunk joint and discussed with Mr S over a chocomel the state of mr T. "He seems so quite today "says Mr S. "I dunno its like hes really cautious about the weed i say "more like hes scared of pulling a whitey" !! its on his mind to much i think he just needs to relax abit stay of the sativas !!! We chat about the state of him in the studio and what to expect when we get back. " i bet his sleeping lights out " Yeah or having a chat with himself trying to get through that Amnesia Haze. We have a good laugh and make our way back. We climb up the stairs go to put the key in the door and Mr T opens it standing there with the biggest joint i think ive ever seen him roll !!! Whats in that i ask ? g13 x Mr Nice where you get that ? earlier i decided to go back out and grab something!!!! where you go " tweede Kamar" We just been their about a hour ago must of just missed you !!!! "you muppet why didn't you jus come with us " "call it a change of heart". Looks like Mr Ts finished with that anxiety thank god so lets gets stoned !!!! we play cards listen to music and find a cool Old Train track light. Seems our apartment has a train theme to it with pictures of old steam trains and objects from the locomotive industry. we put the light on and its really chilled i smoke a couple of joints of laughing buddha and im not impressed the first buy which is just average. So as its late i climb up to the cabin bunk from hell hit the temple ball and its lights out at 2.30. The perfect way to end the day.
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Heineken Brewery, Hawaiian snow from greenhouse, View from my cabin bed!!! The Herengracht canal and the greenhouse.
day three coming soon...
look forward to the rest of your report.
Nice to see it happens to others 
Mr T looks a bit gutted when we venture into barneys lounge for lunch and he sees ours !!! " looks like i got a bad deal here boys" mr T says " why didnt you pass and have a look at something else" Mr S comments " didnt want be a pain in the arse it was busy" Mr T replies> Sometimes Mr T is too much of a nice bloke !!!! we order food and have a burger each Mr T the whiskey sauce burger Mr S chedder and myself Blue Cheese. The Burgers are huge and the portion of chips served arent shy of being small either. They are amazing pricey yes but worth it. We sit there stuffed to the max make a joint each of our purcheses from Barneys and enjoy. The Red diesel is delicious fruity and sour and its rip roaring high is kicking in so we wonder off again and check out the Dampkring modern i grab a coffee and stand near the entrance as its busy make another pure joint and start to smoke suddenly some tables become available just in time as my legs are feeling a little wobbly we sit down and Mr S and myself are watching these lcd screens opposite us. Starts of with a couple of silent films of atomic bombs and people celebrating and dancing all a bit strange the Dampkring advertises itself now and again then more surreal film. baby chicks being stunned to death and falling off a convayor bellt followed by jesus being crusified being rewound then fast forward with diffrent filters of colours. Even more bizarre is people being crimated and buried. Now before it was ok weird but funny now its just getting disturbing i talk to Mr S " you watching this " " its fuct up mate whats it all about."? i dunno Mr T you watching this ? Mr T is a s white as you like and looking right at the screen i look myself and there it is Babies being born. Viginal Births, C - sections you name it its all being shown i laugh at first then Mr T says boys i cant take anymore of this its to messed up. I have to agree and we leave after 20 minutes of watching them. Very odd indeed and not really what i needed after smoking to joints of red diesel was a true stand out 'what the fuck'of the trip we were just amazed at what we just saw. God im into trippy stuff to watch like the old channel four programme the The trip ( anyone remember that ? ) but this was well too much im really not into watching people being crimated whilst getting high.
A couple of hours later and we got to move on or we aint going nowhere so jump up and decide to visit The Grey Area for a pic up. I really want to grab some Chiesal. We Arrive and its packed so its a buy n fly. After waiting for a little while i have a look at the menu and theres no chesal. so i ask for a gram of L.A women only for the budtender to put a big line through it " sorry man were out of that" !!! gutted i then ask to have a look at the K.O. Kush as i do the tender tells me hold on and loads a bowl of green topped off with Nepali creme. I wait for him to smoke his bowl and then get told no K.O. kush !!! This is a disaster i end up going for the L.A confidential which on inspections looks rock hard and oozing crystals. 1 gram 12 euro. We then walk south as i wanna check out the orginal Dampkring where i pick up a gram of Northern Lights for 7 euro. Its busy and nowhere to sit so we wonder down to the leidsplein and fancy a cold beer as the weather seems to be getting worse !!! " We should of done the canel trip on Monday" Mr T says. "Well try tomorrow before we go airport give us something to do" replies Mr S anyhow its starting to rain so where do we go ? Mr S Shouts " quick The Bulldog" i nearly dropdown dead "What the fuck seriously" Yeah c'mon lets grab a beer have a joint in the smoking room till this rain fucks off". Ok a quick beer we walk into the Bar part and walk into one of the smoking rooms towards the backwhich is empty. Its also air conditioned and cool. Mr S gets around of beers and we smoke up i indulge in the Northern lights and it really nice with a mellow high which is perfect for this time of day. To be honest this little smoking area is nice with loads of room no ones bothering us and theres music and a tv which at this time of days not to loud. I then go to the toilet and get asked for a 50 c charge to take a piss. Which i decline as i feel as ive bought drinks why should i pay to use a establishments toilet. I go tell the lads and we decide to move on but Mr T is desperate "go on then pay the money,Im not its a fucking insult ". I actually really need to go but im not out of morells in not spending money in somewhere then getting charged to use their toilet.
We decide to have a laugh and go up the Damrak to the Sex Museum as we still have our canal tour to do and the Hash Museum is closed for renavation !!!! Ive seen it before and so has mr S but we really wanted to share the experience with Mr T and all feel a little gutted. We enter the museum and i pull out my wallet to pay and Bang the wiff of weed hits my face like train !!! i pay and then Mr S pays then Mr T whe gets told from the cashier " i know where you buys have been today sitting in the coffeshops smoking" !! Mr T is spinning out now and paranoid again to the max thinking that people think he stinks of weed i say "who gives a shit" mr S comments." yeah mate were in amsterdam god if people dont like the fact that others may smoke and enjoy themselves then go somewhere else in europe We walk around the Museum going completely the wrong way but were all high as hell and dont give a shit well me and Mr S dont though Mr Ts getting more concerned thst were attrackting the attention of others. we line up to go in the Extreme room as its a bit jammed and someone comment " my god can you smell that it stinks" Myself and Mr S crack up but Mr Ts paranoid state takes hold again " boys people are making comments that we stink of green" !!! " i Know calm the fuck down " we walk through the room and i cant help but piss myself laughing at the photos etc. God man why the hell is everyone so serious. Mr S can here me laughing out loud and he's starting aswell " shut up youve got such a infectious laugh " Mr S says and both off us have tears rolling as we take in the photos of people boning animals and the collection of Anal shots !!! we decide enough is enough as my sides are splitting and Mr T is going to have a breakdown about the comments of everone in the museum directed at me and my immaturity. God i thought we were in amsterdam not under a probation order. We cross over the square down towards The Rusland and decide to stop in coffeeshop Rusland. Its really nice in here we Order 2 gram of thai for 8 euro and and a milkshake each at 4 euro i have caramel and the boys strawberry i comment " at 4 euro this better be a mighty fine shake" and feel like Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction !!! The Shakes are good really good made with icecream and as for the thai its typical thai weed but its fine we all make a pure joint each and sit at the top of the stairs chilling. Then we move on to basjoe order a gram of bas special at 12 euro a gram and Mr S grabes a weed tea while i and Mr T stick to a chocomel. The bas special is fruity and uplifting. After a while we go next door to Bagheera and grab a gram of S5 skuff at 25 euro. Then fly up to Greenplace and sit outside as the weathers improved and smoke some skuff its really good tasting clean and leaving you wanting more after each inhale great buy will pick up again. 
so feeling hungry we find a little mexican to grab something to eat and the food is fine nothing great but fills a hole for a reasonable price and by now its gone 10pm so we head for tweed Kamar where i buy a pre rolled joint of rifman Malika for 6 euro and its nice but i want more so i decide to grab a gram for later back at the studio. I make a La confidential joint in Tweed Kamar and the buds are rock hard but grind down lovely in the grinder. The joint is strong and smooth and its coach lock time 
