Advice/opinions please!!!!

cantona7 · Post by **cantona7** » Sat 16th Oct 2010 07:49 pm

dont think there would be any problem. they are just still photos no proof that anything was yours and all the photos are from the past in amsterdam. when they search computers for incriminating pics i have always been under the impression the only things that can get you in trouble are dodgy things like child porn and photos of people doing real crimes, robbery, assault, etc. im not a lawyer though.

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 02:40 pm

Thank you cantona - yes my whitie friend mark thinks I'm being super parnoid but then proceeded to give me a script of what I should say if I am asked about them

I'll know later anyhow as it's meant to be all fixed and up good to go tonight.

If I'm not around for a few days i've been chucked into the clinker, pm's of good lawyers welcome!

gixxer · Post by **gixxer** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 02:45 pm

ill pm ya my briefs no ruf

got me off a trumped up charge that would,ve got me a 5yr holiday

fucking RUC sorry PSNI can suck my balls

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 04:17 pm

Good news!! Not arrested

laptop all forensically cleaned and 34 fucking viruses deleted

Cheers again folks from paranoid android Rufus

roker · Post by **roker** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 04:26 pm

Glad to hear it...be careful which sites you visit in future, and run a good anti-virus...

oh, and change ALL your passwords in case a keylogger was involved...

Trad · Post by **Trad** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 05:11 pm

Rufus wrote:Good news!! Not arrested laptop all forensically cleaned and 34 fucking viruses deleted

Cheers again folks from paranoid android Rufus

Good news indeed Rufus....glad to hear that you and the laptop came away clean....

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 05:40 pm

now go roll a zeppo and zelibrate

Wooden Jesus · Post by **Wooden Jesus** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 05:45 pm

Woah thats a lot of viruses. How did you even end up getting that many. Iv got this laptop about 5 years and its been virus free, my last one got a virus that destroyed most of the system files

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 07:24 pm

Clearly I visit too many suspect websites

will defo be more careful in future no more porn for me

She is back home now, will deal with software, drivers and wifi tomorrow, still recovering from my earlier police incident, not laptop related.

Oh yeah I have the best luck, just had my car stopped and searched (the only person in a very long queue of traffic) while going to get my laptop also got the 3rd degree about who I was, where I was going, what I was doing, did I have ID etc etc. Clearly I must look like some kind of fucking terrorist

Was I very, very glad I had nothing on me...

It is now time to roll a fat one and fire up the bong

Thanks again guys

gixxer · Post by **gixxer** » Sun 17th Oct 2010 08:28 pm

typical VCP behaviour from our gr8 police force

RUC/PSNI are a fucking joke

HasAnyoneSeenMyPipe · Mon 18th Oct 2010 09:58 am

They really are useless bastards nothin better to do than run scared from dissident republicans (get a job or fuck off 80 miles to the south) and to hound motorists.
@rufus, yeah some virus' are really clever now my uncle had one that even fucked up his master boot record and would stick at the post screen, unfortunately I am quite adept at fixing the fucking things so I am designated family technical support and was able to fix it for him free of charge he then handed me his teenage daughters laptop

:lol:, I would be wise to start charging, look at the money them jokers at pc world make for even installing anti virus.

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Mon 18th Oct 2010 10:08 am

Someone told me today after they fell about laughing at my experience that plod is now attempting to get info from the girlfriends of the dissidents - clearly I resemble one, or drive the same car as one

You should charge for your techie skills, I wouldn't take anything of mine to PC World - rip off merchants oh and I have just removed yet another virus from my external hard drive WTF is going on

Anyone got a pen and paper

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Mon 18th Oct 2010 10:58 am

Glad to hear it went well Rufus.

Panog · Post by **Panog** » Mon 18th Oct 2010 11:19 am

One time the cop busted me with hash and I went to the police station, court and shit.
When I was at the police station, one of them just watched the pics on my phone (a fucking lot of stoners pics, joints, huge joints, bong, tulips, ...)
He asked me if I was joking, I told him
"No mate, me and my friends love to smoke huge hand rolled ciggies, and smoke tobbaco in a bong, what could ya do against it ?"
And he shut his mouth

Rufus · Post by **Rufus** » Mon 18th Oct 2010 01:15 pm

Does the nightmare EVER end

Someone in cyberspace really has it in for my sanity...

At least my anti-virus software appears to work