The "how would you smoke the planet's last gram?"

luvtick · Post by **luvtick** » Fri 29th Oct 2010 05:17 pm

i'd most certainly have to do some sort of "sacred fertility dance", break apart the gram and hope for at least one seed!!!!!

then i'd smoke it with bonglord...

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Fri 29th Oct 2010 05:40 pm

I'm surprised so many people say "selling" the last gram on earth is how they would enjoy "smoking" it.

I trust USBL could come up with some kind of clonage off a gram somehow

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Fri 29th Oct 2010 06:06 pm

i setting up the lab now

Adamster · Post by **Adamster** » Sat 30th Oct 2010 03:43 pm

USBONGLORD wrote:hi im retarted

we know that! but aint your fault its caused by your mother being you father and sister

your just like Cartmen but worst

TwoCanucks · Post by **TwoCanucks** » Sat 30th Oct 2010 05:33 pm

Adamster wrote:
USBONGLORD wrote:hi im retarted

we know that! but aint your fault its caused by your mother being you father and sister your just like Cartmen but worst

I believe this sums is up best...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoendYt_ZJ0

USbongLord · Post by **USbongLord** » Sun 31st Oct 2010 01:26 am

no..this does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs2uHVlZUe0

Gnarleydudeman · Post by **Gnarleydudeman** » Sun 31st Oct 2010 08:32 am

I am going to have to go for the boring sensible answer!

I would spend time admiring it, and watching it glisten in the sun. I would get a nice clean glass pipe with a fresh gauze and would take very small pieces of it (taking care to smell every waft of fruitiness when breaking it apart) and place only small pieces in the pipe. Enough for one hit only so none is wasted.

A gram would last a long time like this, maybe a week or two if i'm really careful. I would still get plenty of effect if I held off for a couple of weeks beforehand, and also presumably the bud would be of bangin quality.

I would go for a drive to the top of a hill and watch the sun come up whilst lighting up my bowl and nothing would be wasted.

Makes me look back at when I have consumed massive quantities of weed in a weekend, sure I got totally wasted but its easy to take it for granted, something that really sinks in whenever I am forced to scrape my grinder for hash (although don't get me wrong, that shit is good!)

I will personally ensure this mythical scenario never becomes a reality!!!

puffpuffgive · Post by **puffpuffgive** » Sun 31st Oct 2010 09:16 am

hahah, awesome question. two half gram spliffs probably. save em for a while but not so long the weed degrades.

i sometimes think about the 'desert island shipwreck' scenario, left with just whatever weed i had on me.. and when that runs out, smoking the last bit on the beach at sunset looking out in the hope of rescue..

Stoonergirl · Post by **Stoonergirl** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 03:40 pm

I would keep it for a long time, probably worth alots if its the last gram so i would sell it to highest bid and get rich lol.. If not i would smoke it in my bong with a close friend or two out in the nature around a fire and clear sky so i can watch the shining stars while im high . Talk shit and more shit

let the Thc lead us to funny and interesting conversations. and munch like a bear

Stoonergirl · Post by **Stoonergirl** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 03:42 pm

Adamster wrote:Id go hind in a cave for 500year wit it (just like Smigle did wit the ring) and look at it for next 1000years saying My Precious Weed! Wait that Lord of the rings Duh!
Id sell it on E-bay for the best price offered to me! and start smoking alot of crack wit the money

Haha interesting plan gollum

bleak · Post by **bleak** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 03:59 pm

TwoCanucks wrote:I'm surprised so many people say "selling" the last gram on earth is how they would enjoy "smoking" it.

hehe yeah, I was almost gonna write "sell it for millions on ebay" until I re-read the subject.

Well, my answer is tecnically not 'smoking' either, but if I had the last bud on earth I would vape it. More efficient!

I do have a soft spot for bongs, so I'd probably set aside a little bit for a bowl, as the last goodbye. Ceremonial style.

tuttiflutes · Post by **tuttiflutes** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 04:07 pm

bleak wrote:
TwoCanucks wrote:I'm surprised so many people say "selling" the last gram on earth is how they would enjoy "smoking" it.
hehe yeah, I was almost gonna write "sell it for millions on ebay" until I re-read the subject.

Well, my answer is tecnically not 'smoking' either, but if I had the last bud on earth I would vape it. More efficient!

I do have a soft spot for bongs, so I'd probably set aside a little bit for a bowl, as the last goodbye. Ceremonial style.

AWWWWWWW! How sweet!
tutti

liquidSwords · Post by **liquidSwords** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 06:24 pm

Hide away and smoke it on my own

sh@dy · Post by **sh@dy** » Mon 1st Nov 2010 10:00 pm

Cal X wrote:
Panog wrote:I'd sell it 10 millions dollars to Snoop Dog or Cypress Hill, then I'd eat mushrooms every day to forget about my lost love
I"m sure there will be a lot of replies to this thread, but this would have to be the winner!

I have a better one:

You let 3 people pay you 10million dollars to smoke the last joint with you, this way you have money and the last joint

badbone · Post by **badbone** » Tue 2nd Nov 2010 06:05 pm

sh@dy wrote:
Cal X wrote:
Panog wrote:I'd sell it 10 millions dollars to Snoop Dog or Cypress Hill, then I'd eat mushrooms every day to forget about my lost love
I"m sure there will be a lot of replies to this thread, but this would have to be the winner!
I have a better one:

You let 3 people pay you 10million dollars to smoke the last joint with you, this way you have money and the last joint

and we have a winner