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Some enjoyable quotes and pics...

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"- - - Dexter Kozen



Rita Rudner:
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."



Rodney Dangerfield
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.





I distorted the face of the kid in red...he doesn't really look like that!!

And the best quote of all:

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown

My wife grows pumpkins to eat so she always grows a few bigger ones as well:



The 'bat' supposed to be a spider but I fucked it up.



I'm quite proud of this one.

1,200 pound pumpkin smashes a car.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/geekgirldiva/12 ... ntiac-1i4n

Stanky Danky wrote:1,200 pound pumpkin smashes a car.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/geekgirldiva/12 ... ntiac-1i4n

only thing missin' (aside from some teeth) are the mullets!

(it WAS pretty cool, actually...)