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"Before I knew it I was out cold, almost half dazed. Conversation had dropped, the shop was emptying and we had nothing better to do than to keep smoking."

Haha. Nice report!

Day 3
I awoke on early sunday morning to check whether mike was still alive, he was. Thank fuck. Everybody was asleep so I took the oppurtunity to roll myself the rest of the Sleeze. I picked up my I-pod, headphones, pen, pad and took a morning stroll in the same clothes I'd passed out in the night before. The Sleeze was possibly some of the best weed I'd sampled here. I expected it to be a lung buster at that time of morning but it wasn't, the taste was superb leaving a subtle sour taste in my mouth and a soaring head high. I strolled back to the hotel around 10am to wake the troops and get showered.

With nothing to do today but laugh about last night and smoke some serious bud we set off on our travels to try and find a nice full english. We came across a nice little cafe just out of centrum which wasn't too busy. Job done. With a belly full of bacon and egg we agreed it'd be best not to smoke too many pure's with Mike as he didn't think he could handle them. After an hour or two of strolling/smoking we checked the cinema to ask about times for Jackass 3D. 4:00, Lovely. Off to Siberie! I really like this coffeeshop, it's probably one of my favourites, lovely little place just to the west of central. The lady budtender recommended me some Afghan Haze 1.00g (11E). We'd stocked up on biscuits and smoothies from the Albery Heijn on the way so it was definately time for a midday session. We smoked a few joints of the Afghan Haze and another of the NYCD. It left us in a sorry state, stumbling around looking like a bunch of pissheads.

By the time we'd almost ran out of weed, I told the guys we'd make a detour to any coffeshop of their choice and I'd buy a couple of grams of whatever they fancied. Mike pointed us towards Soft Temple coffeeshop, I hadn't ever been in here and hadn't read any reviews on ACD, why not?

We could smell the cheese being smoked from down the street, fantastic smell. I asked the budtender if they had any preferences at the moment, she bent down and pulled out a lunchbox, packed with bright green buds of cheese. She told me, "This stuff here, is really strong, it's like super cheese". We all had a smell and liked what we saw. 2.00g Cheese (24E).

Mike rolled a fattie and we chonged it hard, after all we had to get tickets and popcorn etc. When we arrived, the amount of people was just ridiculous, we squeezed through the door and jumped in the queue. Tickets bought. Popcorn & drinks bought. I needed these 2 hours to sit on my arse and rest my weary feet, whilst watching jackass

After the film we stumbled upon Wok to Walk, I ordered Egg Noodles, Chicken breast and some Teryaki sauce, satisfied and ready to begin another round of smoking. With a few grams to our name we headed over to barneys to stock up and maybe buy a pre-roll.

Barneys was rammed as per usual, so it was going to be a buy and fly. All agreed on a 1.00g Dr Grinspoon (17E), 1.00g Blue Cheese (14E). Fuck the pre-roll. All stocked up we headed across to barneys bar. Had a few lagers and I lost track of how much we smoked that night. A long walk back to the hotel and I was feeling rather peckish again, I stopped into mellow yellow just for a chocolate bar or something, when something on the menu caught my eye. A couple of pre-rolls. Bubblegum Haze Pure (10E) and Super Silver Haze (4.50E). Mike ran off to bed scared at the fact we were attempting to smoke more marajuana, he told us we were "loco" and scooted off to bed.

I sat outside with Glenn until around 1am, I'd never been as stoned as I was right there, I counted around 10-11 joints i'd smoked that night. I said to Glenn "You know, I don't think smoking anything else is going to effect me right now, I'm most definately at my peak..." So he sparks the Bubblegum haze up, a definate lung massacre but a ridiculous stone, I was so stoned I felt pissed. After a shitload of gibberish and debates about the chicken and the egg we smoked the Super Silver Haze and climbed Mt. Doom (the stairs) to our room. I layed awake for around half an hour, too stoned to get to sleep, to stoned to get up and use the toilet. I was prepared to wet myself when zzzZZZzzz..

Day 4 to follow..

Wicked report, well written...yeah, the old bubblegum hits the spot everytime...forget the rest!

Good write up. Something similar happened on my latest trip with a friend passing out in Hill Street Blues after gorging on truffles. Too low blood pressure due to the truffle/weed/no food combination or something. Should really get round to writing a report about that.

Anyway, what pre-rolled joints would you say were the best of the trip? My rolling skills leave a lot to be desired, so it's good to have a nice pre-rolled to fall back on.

HighTree wrote:Good write up. Something similar happened on my latest trip with a friend passing out in Hill Street Blues after gorging on truffles. Too low blood pressure due to the truffle/weed/no food combination or something. Should really get round to writing a report about that.

Anyway, what pre-rolled joints would you say were the best of the trip? My rolling skills leave a lot to be desired, so it's good to have a nice pre-rolled to fall back on.

Super Silver Haze pre-roll from Mellow Yellow, I assume there's around 0.4 of a gram in there, probably the best one I found, really enjoyable or Bubblegum Haze Pure, that stuff is reaaaally heavy.

Day 4
The alarm sounded at 8, it was horrible. I got up, showered and glanced over to the table where the last bag of Dr Grinspoon remain. I felt a bit depressed at the minute knowing I had no money left and only half a bag of weed for the day. I rolled up a half gram joint of the grinspoon and had breakfast at the hotel for a change.

The breakfast consisted of cereal, toast and some orange juice. All that for 5 euro's, what a joke. I got my key deposit back and begun the walk to central station. Every morning we chose to have the first joint of the day right on this canal.




It was now time to say goodbye to Mike, we waved him off and dumped our bags back in a locker. We weren't leaving amsterdam central until half 6 as the flight wasn't until 9:30pm. We then headed over to dampkring where we bought 1.00g Mexican Haze (13E), we sat downstairs for about an hour and a half drinking coffee's, watching uncomfortable things on the screens and listening to some light funky music. We got chatting to these americans guys from New Kensington about our life compared to there's. Shared a few joints and then said our goodbyes to damprking. The only question left was where do we have our last session? Basjoes! It took a while to find being incredibly out of it but I did and in cause for such celebrations I bought my last gram here, 1.00g AK-47 (9E), Glenn also bought 1.00g Heavens Haze (12E). We sat by the window seats with a couple of cokes and smoked the afternoon away watching life go by. The AK-47 was so tasty, in my notes all i've written down is "mmmmmmmm". The heavens haze was also a top smoke although I can't really remember what it did after smoking some of that AK-47. I said my goodbyes to james and then wandered back to dam square.

Time was getting on a bit and we wanted to be a little closer to the station so we ended up back in Hunters for the last few joints. We had an hour and a half to smoke just over a gram and we did so, with ease. For our last joint we thought we'd mix both the heavens haze and ak-47 into one joint and see what happens. During smoking it, I almost fell asleep. Not a good sign when you have a plane to catch in a few hours. Glenn goes to the bar and brings back a Blue Cheese pre-roll (5E?) and two hash cakes each. I remember looking at him like some kind of weirdo, then again I liked his style, we gobbled down both the cakes and donated our grinders to hunters.

Home time We saved the blue cheese joint until the airport, man I was soaring high by the time we'd arrived at schipol. As soon as we got there we were outside sparking up the last precious joint. The pre-roll itself was a good size and you could really taste the cheese but unfortunately it didn't effect me as much as I would have liked but any case, I'd smoked enough over the four days to last me.

The rest is history, all the boring airport stuff that nobody really wants to do. On a side note I managed to persuade a nice citizen to get a picture of ourselves.



Siberie


Baggy collection Day 3


Thanks for reading all!

Good stuff Conkers!!!

You didn't say if you liked the "Super Cheese" from Softland. And by the way, yes, there is a reason that Softland isn't mentioned on this Forum, because it "SUCKS"; at least most of the time. They do have an occasional winner, which may or may not include the "Super Cheese". Great report though!

Cal X wrote:You didn't say if you liked the "Super Cheese" from Softland. And by the way, yes, there is a reason that Softland isn't mentioned on this Forum, because it "SUCKS"; at least most of the time. They do have an occasional winner, which may or may not include the "Super Cheese". Great report though!

The cheese was a definate winner, potent stuff that was reaaaally heavy.

Nice read bro

I've tried Cheese Haze from Softland before, around 18 months ago and it was a winner. I have to try the super Cheese when i go at the end of the month... im a cheese freak

Sounds like you had a good trip. I walked down the street north of Dam square about 20 times (it felt like) during my 4 day trip there, passed by Soft Temple and also noticed the good smell. Wish I had stopped in for a look at their bud now!

Cheers for the report, it's giving me the nudge I need to go write up my own

Fun report, thanks for sharing.

Conkers wrote: to dampkring where we bought a pre-rolled malaki joint at 0.5g (6E) We agreed on an afternoon nap before our 3rd party member arrived in the evening so we took the malaki joint and paced it back to the station. The smoke was definately full of flavour with a deep spicey taste, really mellow high, almost as if I being dragged along the streets.

Really wanna try the malaki hash. I thought it was gone for good. Is it back on the menu or just in prerolled joints?
Great report btw

They only sold it as a pre-roll at the weekend and no, I didn't see it on the hash menu.

excellent