22nd - 24th November..

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Bob2
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well i enjoy the fucked up trips (not sure why) as long as i can get some good smoking going on, but i didnt enjoy this trip. on the brother front well if it was my first trip in 10 years i would flip if i had to walk about for hours instead of smoking (should of realized this).. anyway

DAY 2..

wake up about 8, i feel like crap a quick glace at the ashtray nothing there phew. shower and we go down to breakfast double egg, crap looking bacon pot of coffee and loads of toast with spreads, brother and karen join us and they all laugh how much of a lightweight i was last night (slightly embarrassed ive been tired, ill, stoned on other trips but i was well and truly off it and it wasnt fun. go to brothers room to discuss plans, i suggest going back to bed but thats not gonna happen..

for about 4 years now i always bring a jiffy bag and an empty dvd case i hardly ever use them but its always worth it just in case so post office is first job put a selection of ssh, super polm and little bits of the others. at least the pile of drugs i hardly touched has gone down. i havent looked at the hindu kush ice hash yet
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it looked a bit like small bits of crackling or small slightly transparent coco pops put one in my mouth expecting it to be hard bite and it turns to goo has a weird but lovely taste. so put whats left on table
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it not really alot but i got scared looking at it, dont really want to touch it. brothers doing another baccy mix for bong and i start to roll 20ish mins later
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well at least that doesnt look so bad, karen still harping on about stuart the lightweight. i smoked 4 joints last night ( i had 3) so brother rolls her one there was so little bud it was pathetic but she kept shouting and laughing what a lightweight, i dont really mind but gave her a pure black widow one and said it only had a little bit in 3 tokes later she asks whats in it again and i admit its pure.
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so theres me not wanting to touch the drugs, brother mixing it with baccy for bongs and karen is in a trance like state the only one trying to go for it was nic. so finally head out walk down wormstraat and see the condom shop
Image from kermit the frog to santa to a stupidly shaped carrot one. next door is a cafe /expensive chocolate/ice cream shop the lady give us nearly a sample of each ice cream i finally go for mango head to grey area the qu outside was over the top (i did think it would be packed of loud tourists during the cc but its rather empty) so go past GA then a right to the post office (arrived 3 days after i got home)head back to dam square and pop into HGF, share a table with 2 blokes using the roor bong order some hot chocolate and nic gets the cheese it about 1 only had 2 tokes on a joint today so nic gets pushy with the bong till i toke so now i feel alot worse get the tram to to flower market nic wants some tulip bulbs 2 packs 66 bulbs 10 euros and a bunch of fridge magnetshead back to hotel to smoke well try to anyway i just laid on the the bed karen was still in her trace state and brother finishing off his baccy mix we must of looked like 3 complete twats to nic. miss my toke and talk at nes all ill do is pass on what ive got so we stay in there all ok with it so ever so slowly smoke whats left brother chucks all hes smoke(except polm) to nic to smoke why i finally get the sleep ive been craving for.
DAY 3..
wake up have breakfast back to room to pack 2 hours before check out roll up whats left and i get out the hk ice hash it cost 40 euros so i cant leave it make a few joints with it and enough for a few bong hits and check out and go to brothers room we let him bong his mix then ssh with ice hash and head to cafe next to condom shop for coffee and Poffertjes with warm chocolate sauce then head to schiphol to smoke last 3 joints outside. i let karen start off the weak baccy one a couple of tokes later she asks what it is ssh and hk ice hash.
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well all in all utter terrible trip, never been that ill but might be going back 2nd of jan with the old couple or save and stay longer during 420 ??


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Post by Cal X »

To bad you got sick Stu! That's really fucked up to do all that planing and spending and not be able to fully enjoy your trip. I got sick the second half of 2 different trips, not that bad though: still it seems kind of unfair. The first part of your trip report reminds me why I like to travel solo!
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mate nic going to usa in april. i did have thoughts of inviting a few friends but i have to go solo, at least i have a chance if im on my own and i get to do all i planned (why i forget this every trip i dont bloody know)..
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:lol: it all makes sense now, shame it didnt go well, next time your gonna book a trip &not sure wether to invite your friends, drop me a pm & il direct you to this thread :wink:
+i had a good chat with the morocan guy at club media, he was really friendly & showed me everything i asked, he also had a good laugh at the shit hash we smoke in the uk, he said his friend imports it to the uk & they think its funny how we smoke 'sabboun' (soap), what did you think of their pot of gold? i found it really tasty but didnt get you very high, the zooltjes morocan was lush, any dutch speakers know what zooltjes means?? on the description it says 'say no more' love to know what it means,
++i also agree about yoyos amnesia, but they call it haze amnesia if i remember right, perfectly cured & tasted :D it was 1st time id been yoyos, i neede liquidswords to show me the way :lol: i got lost looking for it last time, real nice shop, alot bigger than i was expecting,
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Nice report stu,Backy mix? yuk,Listen man sorry i missed you last time but i did try & find the "nes cafe" man,I walked round in circles & even asked a couple of doormen & they said they have never even heard of it :shock:,I had to give up about 5.45 as looking lost there isnt very good 8).
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Quality report mate sorry it didn't go to plan but the way you told in made me lmao. Great read mate. I labelled up the names on your de pijp map which served me very well, thanks for that :D

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pauli :the morocan guy was brilliant. pot of gold was much much better last time was 90% yellow and a better high (shame) but loved the HK price to stone ratio was great (not a knock out though)..zooltjes : feet/sole??.. yoyo the haze amnesia did taste pretty much like amnesia haze but better. last trip we tried all the green they all tasted horrid, but the amnesia was tops.. if you ever need i can make you google maps for coffeeshops to coffeeshops they work a treat on my phone really hard to get lost with then..
kingdoc :ill see you another time mate..
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nizzle : its better like that, i still think i would buy and fly all the way next trip not fun though till your sitting in de graal with shit loads to go through..
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sorry u got ill dude. i've had my eye on those little pots of hk ice hash at club media but never made the plunge... yet
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stuart1976 wrote:pauli :the morocan guy was brilliant. pot of gold was much much better last time was 90% yellow and a better high (shame) but loved the HK price to stone ratio was great (not a knock out though)..zooltjes : feet/sole??.. yoyo the haze amnesia did taste pretty much like amnesia haze but better. last trip we tried all the green they all tasted horrid, but the amnesia was tops.. if you ever need i can make you google maps for coffeeshops to coffeeshops they work a treat on my phone really hard to get lost with then..
kingdoc :ill see you another time mate..
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nizzle : its better like that, i still think i would buy and fly all the way next trip not fun though till your sitting in de graal with shit loads to go through..



Yea stu! i am gona start going during queensday & the summertime from now on,Its to bloody cold during the cup :lol:,But yea meet in hunters or something next time man! :lol:,KD.
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Thank ye, Stuart, for all the menu shots. They are much appreciated :)
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