Funny/Weird moments in the 'dam?!

[smokseyj]

Hey,

Im sure there has been many similar topics on the forum in the past, but this memory had just been revived after talking with my brother....

It was my first trip to amsterdam, i was 17 at the time and with me 2 brothers, 22 +25 at the time. We were in the Bulldog (as i was 17 and only a few shitter places let me in). We were at the back of the coffeeshop smoking some weed and having a pint. After about 3-4 pints we were all in a very good mood, everyone was laughing and everyone in the shop seems in good spirits. I remember at this point my brother saying he was going to buy some weed and i warned him not to. Moments after this, our attention was drawn to a couple sitting on a table about 3 metres from us.
This couple had been in the shop from before we arrived, and i remember noticing them when we entered because the guys mrs' looked just like one of my friends. They seemed in a good state. Anyways out of the blue the girl collapsed of her chair onto the floor. Almost as if she feinted, but it was instant. She was talking with the guy one second and then just dropped on the floor. Everybody in the shop went silent and just started staring for a few seconds. I remember grabbing my brother as if to say we should probably help. Then within about 10 seconds of the girl dropping the guy she was with collapsed on top of her. They both laid on the floor pale as fuck, and motionless. I had no idea what was going on. The staff member was quick to help and they both got up about a minute later and went outside for some air. This is the point where my brother asked the budtender what they were smoking so that he could get 5grams of it, and he did, it was white widow apparently.

It was one of the weirdest experiences...I wonder what they had taken, because that cannot be the reaction of just weed and beer.

I also remember about 20 seconds after the guy collapsed on top of the collapsed girl and american sitting at the bar. He was on his own and smoking a small pipe. He just looked at me right in the eyes, laughed, and then said "They're just like dominoes" and then carried on laughing to himself....I then bought him a drink, because he had me in stitches for about 5 mins.


Please share similar stories....

[Conkers]

Hey,

Im sure there has been many similar topics on the forum in the past, but this memory had just been revived after talking with my brother....

It was my first trip to amsterdam, i was 17 at the time and with me 2 brothers, 22 +25 at the time. We were in the Bulldog (as i was 17 and only a few shitter places let me in). We were at the back of the coffeeshop smoking some weed and having a pint. After about 3-4 pints we were all in a very good mood, everyone was laughing and everyone in the shop seems in good spirits. I remember at this point my brother saying he was going to buy some weed and i warned him not to. Moments after this, our attention was drawn to a couple sitting on a table about 3 metres from us.
This couple had been in the shop from before we arrived, and i remember noticing them when we entered because the guys mrs' looked just like one of my friends. They seemed in a good state. Anyways out of the blue the girl collapsed of her chair onto the floor. Almost as if she feinted, but it was instant. She was talking with the guy one second and then just dropped on the floor. Everybody in the shop went silent and just started staring for a few seconds. I remember grabbing my brother as if to say we should probably help. Then within about 10 seconds of the girl dropping the guy she was with collapsed on top of her. They both laid on the floor pale as fuck, and motionless. I had no idea what was going on. The staff member was quick to help and they both got up about a minute later and went outside for some air. This is the point where my brother asked the budtender what they were smoking so that he could get 5grams of it, and he did, it was white widow apparently.

It was one of the weirdest experiences...I wonder what they had taken, because that cannot be the reaction of just weed and beer.

I also remember about 20 seconds after the guy collapsed on top of the collapsed girl and american sitting at the bar. He was on his own and smoking a small pipe. He just looked at me right in the eyes, laughed, and then said "They're just like dominoes" and then carried on laughing to himself....I then bought him a drink, because he had me in stitches for about 5 mins.


Please share similar stories....

haha, that amused me.

[Prestoned]

Ha, too many to remember.

I remember a random passer by made a noise like a pig by mistake. Think she was laughing but it came out wrong. Had to be there I suppose.

Funniest moment had to be an indian chap (with a real strong accent), knocked on one of the red light girls windows and said "I'll only come in if you let me cum twice". Just as he said it the whole alleyway went quite, then everyone (20+ people) all started laughing.

My mate Rob collapsed in the tram lines too after taking shrooms.

Trips to the dam used to be alot more lary when you could drink.

[donpacino]

Had an old guy come up to me and my friends once and just said:

" i am a much better gay in amsterdam than i was in new york"

We didnt really know what to say, but before we had chance he started going about how he was lucky because he didnt get the disease and then just bid us farewell, wished us luck with our lives and walked off.

Was a really weird experience, not so much funny but very strange.

Also once saw a window girl punch a guy square in the head and knocked him out, dont know why though, needless to say she wasnt in her kamer anymore that night and i didnt see her the rest of the few days i was there.

[carlazi]

I've only ever been mugged once in my life and it was in the RLD.

I was walking past the bulldog smoking a ciggie. In front of me a tall black guy was walking towards me. I guessed it was an xstacy, coke... man so i prepared myself. As he reached me he grabbed the ciggie out of my hand and said thanks. I was just mesmerised and reached into my pocket and grabbed another fag and carried on my walk.

[Cisco]

I've only ever been mugged once in my life and it was in the RLD.

I was walking past the bulldog smoking a ciggie. In front of me a tall black guy was walking towards me. I guessed it was an xstacy, coke... man so i prepared myself. As he reached me he grabbed the ciggie out of my hand and said thanks. I was just mesmerised and reached into my pocket and grabbed another fag and carried on my walk.

Ha ha same kinda thing was attempted on me at the RLD i had jus put a cig/joint in my mouth when some geezer walking past tried to grab it from my mouth !!!! lucky my ninja reflex kicked in and i jus moved my head back so he did not get it , i jus kept walking bt actually had a laugh wi/at the dude !! cheeky cant

[carlazi]

It was the sheer cheek of it. If he had asked for 1 i would probably have given him one

[Cisco]

yeah man same here it was pretty funny js shocking at the time !

[smokseyj]

I havent had a problem so far in the RLD or anywhere in 'dam....The closest i came was when i was waiting outside a coffeeshop for my bro's to get their weed....a guy come up to me and asked me if i wanted some charlie...i told him i wasn't interested but he kept asking me...Then some random local who i've never met came out of a bar opposite and started shouting at the guy telling him to fuck off and leave me alone, and he did...i thanked the guy and he nodded back at me and went back into the bar......he must have been a regular annoyance for everyone

[carlazi]

When i first went to the dam in 2002 the RLD seemed to be a lot edgier than it is nowadays. The amount of dodgy people was unbelievable. You used to have huge groups of Algerians obviously looking for trouble. Africans who couldn't afford a gram of charlie trying to sell you anything. And after 2am the place was full of addicts buying drugs in newmarket.

Now i think i only got one offer of coke and another guy trying to start a conversation (that was at start of Nov 2010).

[smokseyj]

Yeah i agree.....the first time i went was 2004 and that was the only time i had been offered any drugs....but at night it was like every other corner a guy would offer you something....i remember getting offered weed, i just looked at him like are you dumb......but ever since i have never been asked.....which is good for me because im strictly weed

[Glas]

The first time I went with my brother and a friend, we were walking down a street that sorta turned in to a lane with a bend to the right (can't remember the name, I always thought it was Warmoestraat but that doesn't bend ). Anyway, it was a quiet little street until about 8-10 African-type dudes stepped off the sidewalk as soon as they seen us coming round the bend, and sorta blocked our path. They weren't staring us down or nothing - to this day I think they just wanted to see our reaction - but being stoned out of our box we kinda hit a para attack

A quick glance at the 2 of them, and we just kept our heads down and walked through them with a polite "excuse me mate". Was kinda scary for about 2 seconds at most, but it's the closest I've ever come to feeling "threatened" in the Dam, and it wasn't exactly scary.

[carlazi]

haha i can easily imagine something like that happening with the dodgy types in the Dam.

[TwoCanucks]

Someone once told me, "Don't taunt or arouse anything you don't want to taunt or arouse you back."

Wise wise woman.

[macca187]

couple of weeks ago heading down haarlemmerstraat towards barneys and some random guy came upto me and the mrs and said al qaeda and just walked off.looked like a scagg rat