CHT 21ST-23RD JAN

[CHT]

Everyone thanks a lot for the kind comments really appreciate it, by the sounds of it everyone knows a "Jonny". To give an example of his amazing comic timing which he has no idea he actually has, was when we walked down the narrow alleyway in the red light district where he just shouted out his surname "GIBBON". It was like having a stoned neanderthal man as a personal pet it was great. He then went on to tell a random person in green light he shares his name with a monkey, but spelt backwards it spells "nob big" which sent him into a 5 minute laughing fit.

Yeah the Green Light is a little gem of a place, as you exit centraal head towards warmoestraat and it will be directly in front of you. It's a smoker friendly bar which serves food, has really cool beanbags and pillows everywhere, with low tables which you can sit around and the decor is unreal. I recommmend a grape shisha, just give up with your bag of poison and they do the rest for you, great way to waste a few hours with friends, girl, family or just go there to meet new people.

Thanks again everyone, hopefully next time I'm in the dam I can attend a toke and talk with some members.

Peace,

CHT

[CHT]

Oh and good luck with those transactions haha!

[sirphobose]

Ha ha fantastic stuff. I've had my fair share of transaction related debacles, tbf i couldn't manage to get off a tram without it descending into a slapstick routine.

[starcatcher]

lol that was feckin awesome. youse are total mongers.

[lazerbeam]

Not finished yet but this just had me in stitches you silly fucker!!! Well funny. Like the bit about a pikey with a brain injury aswell.

The state I was in I really shouldn't have tried the icesolator knowing it may end in my death, but the dutch guy was being so hospitable with this expensive beautiful goods and said it was his own private supply it would have been very rude of me to say no. Let's just say I can't remember the rest of the night too well, all I remember is laughing loads and staggering around Amsterdam with the Dutch guys, American girls and Jonny (still fancying the american girls yet still paranoid the dutch guys who were clearly not gay and really friendly had some plan to rape and mug us).

[lazerbeam]

....finished.
One of the best trip reports I have read. So funny. Jesus in the park - loved it.

[joossy]

So good I read it a second time!

I would love to watch this as a film!

Love it

[NicolasL]

So funny! Thanks for sharing

[CHT]

Thanks again guys for the comments, appreciate it and I'm glad our actions have given you a few laughs!

Jonny writes a professional blog about his travels, obviously for professional reasons he has had to tone the mushrooms story down a lot and was obviously very wasted at the time as he thinks we were in hunters the whole time during the match when in fact we were in an irish bar (poor fella).

It's a decent read though http://www.realidiotabroad.com/2011/02/ ... sual-trip/

Cheers again!

CHT