Geeking Out- Photo Report April 8-12

[cattales1960]

Fuck Gm. This bud report is gonna put the others out of business for a while. I have thrown my list away. No need to spend hours now surfing before I travel. Added your link to favourites and will print out 2 copies before I depart on 18 April. Will bind it all posh like too. If ya like, I will leave one copy at a c/s etc to be posted to you or to pick up the next time you and Mr G visit. No doubt you can do that at home, but I will do it for you. Buckshee.

Any chance of your vote for the best hash before ya gell?

Fucking respect Gm
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. John Lennon. 'Imagine'

FUCKETTYFUCKFUCK!!! I'm never going to write another fucking travelouge! Fucking top work

You have made me feel guilty now Gm. Will keep me gob shut and just watch this space. Fuck em all, bar one. He can go and fuck himself Smoke on John

YOu fucking better not stop writing dave! YOur stories fucking rock also......... going to wash my mouth out with soap now.. lol

[davex4]

Aw cheers cat. Calmed down now. But it had its benefits pom wa. Been working on my new novel tonight. Only up to 1951 though, so a way to go - as the plot ends in 2011!! Might ask the publisher for a tickle before I leave for pot dosh, but he will probably bung the draft back at me and say ya aving a bubble incha? Fuck fuck fuck. Will pm you tonight re a meet. Safe travels chic.

[geekymonkey]

Amnesia’s Vanilla Kush
Vanilla Kush 14E/g chocolate port wine and funk. A seriously tasty serious indica. Kushes your lungs hard, but then your coughs taste like chocolate and vanilla and kush funk. Smooth and really heavy. 9/10.


Amnesia’s Vanilla Kush

Amnesia’s Amnesia Haze (13 E/g) Has that wild, wet, sweet-tart smell. So pungent it stings your nose almost like inhaling a lime pixie stick. Characteristic fresh sweetly floral candy smell. Full plumy flavor with a light mentholated tingle and plenty of spice. 9.7/10. A.


Amnesia’s Amnesia Haze

Basjoe’s Amnesia Haze (12E/g) Perfect cure- slightly sticky and juicy. Heavy sweet tart and tasty. Dominantly lime candy smell with a hint of dark wet wild forest. Strong. More lime than grape candy smell but sweet and fresh fresh. Sparkly. Real sour pine undercurrent when ground. Sweet lime candy taste on the inhale, fuller rosemary taste on the exhale. Would be sensual, but it’s just so fucking strong. 9.75/10.


Basjoe’s Amnesia Haze

[geekymonkey]

[geekymonkey]

Amnesia's Amnesia Potion

[geekymonkey]

This morning we're having an amnesia haze taste-off. (7 different shops!)

Katsu and Media are the next two up, after I finish Basjoe's later this morning.

I'm so glad everyone's enjoying this. The weed has been so good, and this has been my best. trip. ever.

Back to smoking!

[geekymonkey]

Basjoe's Continued...


Basjoe's OG Kush

Basjoe’s OG Kush (15 E/g) Fresh Lemon Zest with an almost goat cheese funkiness. Strong whiff of medicinal herb and lavender. Mouth-watering smell. Literally made me yelp with pleasure when James passed it to me and I buried my nose in it. The way I like mine- raunchy and a bit raw. Strong stone. Face cooling, pain erasing. 9.8/10 Cooling mentholated effect with the strong lung kush at the end of the inhale. Yum Yum Yum.


Bas Special

Basjoe’s Bas Special (12E/g)- The smell is light and very green: celery, grass, asphalt, lightly sweet.. Full greasy sandalwood and licorice flavor on the exhale. Pleasant velvety moderately strong indica stone. Lightly grippy on the lungs but not a kusher. Friendly. Tasty. Relaxing. 9.5/10. A.

[Dr Greenshed]

lovin this man thanks muchly
cheers
the doc

[Old Timer]

For me, you write the best trip reports I've seen here.
No bullshit, all about the weed and shops, great pics and writing style.
Bravo!

[geekymonkey]

Basjoe's Amnesia Haze

Today's main event will be Amy's Private Amnesia Haze Cup. I have saved about .25g of each entrant. They are:

From the Center:
Amnesia
Basjoe

From the South:
Katsu
Media

From the West:
Hugo de Groot
1e Hulp
Boergenjongens

Checking out in a bit. Must get to packing...

[geekymonkey]

Uh, just realized that the Mr and I have smoked 11g of Amnesia Haze in the last few days.

Time for a bong hit and some coffee and doing dishes.

Amnesia Haze and Angel Dust mixed together, with an Amnesia Potion bumper.

[Ghost]

bloody fucking excellent report GM, youve canned plenty of the Amnesia. Enjoy the rest of your trip.

[kushy]

Thanks for the detailed reporting GM!

Looking forward to hearing which purchase becomes - "The Queen of Amnesia".

[geoffk]

Fuck yeah!

[codejd]

(A side note about me is that ‘fuck’ is my favorite word. Ever. If you say fuck to me I will like you a hundred times better. And ‘fuck’ said with an adorable dutch accent is just...adorable.)

best report of the year (so far)...

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face