Re: This aint part of my plan... once again we get hit by !!
Posted: Wed 25th May 2011 03:18 pm
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Hermit go back to your pond filled of miss piggy poo!!Kermit wrote:Good, hope you get grounded, i will piss myself laughing
Kermit wrote:Good, hope you get grounded, i will piss myself laughing
davex4 wrote:Kermit wrote:Good, hope you get grounded, i will piss myself laughing
Hey Kermie, it that nice Mr Ash cloud comes this way then it gonna add 16 odd hours to my lil journey!!! Fortunately the otel Im staying up you settle up the day you depart by a bit of "Am Ex, that will do nicely Sir."
So lil miss piggie here will get Condor to Southampton then make me way to Dover and use the Channel Tunnel and then more bloody trains!!!! Fortunatley, yet again dude, B.A. will refund all my one way sector of £155 once that text message arrives (they had 5 empty seats this afternoon, could ave been there by now and 2 lovely days extra.) Turns out they, the agent, can't until its cancelled. I, like you, cant wait if it does now. At least I get me £155 back in my Current. Then its £40 (open return) to the mainland bit of train and I am staring at the Tunnel overlander. Ticket to Cenral. £155 should cover it. And I have never been through the Channel Tunnel before, cause of where I live like. Wow, going through that tunnel, 4 hours on sea. Train at France to Central. What a fucking overlander that would be![]()
Should get me safely there about Saturday morning. Aint lost me one day room cause of cloud!!!! Yep, I hope I do get grounded too. £155 please. Taxi, take me from Jersey airport (Channel Isles lgbyf) through St Helier, to St Elizabeth Harbour. High speed Cat to Portsmouth takes 4 hours. Train to Dover. Tunnel, never been. France, 10 franc menu, then Train to Amsterdam Central. Should still make the ManUnited/Barcelona European Cup Final on Saturday at 3pm and have about 25 euros change! Thats a free 3.8 gram bag of Kierweit and a cup of coffee from Central Coffee shop. Fuck dat, I am on tram 1,2, or 5 to Leidse Square. Hotel just round the corner. Me mate in the Bulldog has scored an ounce of excellently pressed high oily Morrocan. He is going to wait till kick of with it for me. Its good shit man. Today, Wednesday, I pleaded with British Airways to give me back my money, ie £155. I want to do an overlander and get free weed and a capchino!!!!
Please I said. NO they said you can not have it back. If the skies are clear you arrive there, via Heathrow about 4 pm FRIDAY, a day earlier I thought. Rodney is not bringing the ounce to the bull dog until SATURDAY at noon.
I settled for Friday stays OK, Take off for Gatwick. Arrive 10am. Two hour coach to Heathrow, THEN flight to Shipol. And they promised to give me a bag of KIerweit on board, but no smoking, a free cup of coffee. Arive Central Station, skin up outside wiv the 3.8 g like ina quiet corner. Get stoned. 96 hour Tram pass, 1,2,or 5 to Ledseplein. Arrive hotel stoned abaht 6pm ON FRIDAY, and hang arround on the balcony overlooking the Nasdrake getting more stoned wiv me chic. About 10pm, wonder over to Pancake Corner, skin up at the table, no kids at that time of night. 14.90 (10 wiv steak and beer) Euros for a big crepe, warm blackcurrant sause, frozen ice cream all swiming about in this delicious cream. (she might have the Steak Salad for 10 euros). 10.45pm a pint of Cold Amstel wiv the rolled joint whilst listening to "Life is a roller caoster" staring at the colorful sports monitor and a gorgeous blonde chic with attitude by my side. Wonder into the Disco. SKin up and smoke as you watch the cute ass Sweedish girls jive (10 of them) Have another pint and wonder back to hotel. Balcony, joint and shower. Bed about 2am Saturday. joint. sleep till 11 am SATURDAY. Meet Rodney at noon at get stoned and ave a Laugh until kick off (should be well stoned when GIggsy gets the first GOAL).
Fuck dat Mr Lemming, I hope the cloud does came back now. Fucking Chanel Tunnel must be too much and I wana go at it like everyone else has and get me free bag of weed!!!! Rodney will wait if we are about an hour late on Saturday. Giggsy will still score first, and have you seen my Friday Disco dancing? Its crap mahn. Last time her indoors had to pull from me away from a mirror as I was talking to meself in it and fort it was another gueezahIts a win win mate.
Adamster wrote:Hermit go back to your pond filled of miss piggy poo!!Kermit wrote:Good, hope you get grounded, i will piss myself laughing![]()
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Dava wrote:davex4 wrote:Kermit wrote:Good, hope you get grounded, i will piss myself laughing
looks like you have put some serious thought into that backup plan