First timer report

[spidergawd]

Thanks for taking the time to write up your great little report, very enjoyable.

Blue skies .

[davex4]

Good first time report. Well done. Will read in full next week at the ole "Entertainment area. Don't forget to check out with your public Transport Check Card." - no health and safety on that dude man Ere, only got a bit of Balcony at the Americ anit I? Phuck all that bidding lark. U.K. residents may just as well bid in phucking Naira! And thats going some! Seems buddy boy gets first chioce. Me, I'm, straight in at where I wanna be top $. Cheaper than taking the kids to Euro Disney man. Besides, I will soon be in Disney world for alduts and with only one mouth to feed! Its Daddies turn babies! Also, the waiting for a bid answer does me 'ead in - there welcome to it. With me the waiting makes me loose my concentration. Glad that YOU can handle it

I will, off course, have a word with Ray-Mond from Central Coffe shop, E1, before giving it much scrutes. I will not ave a chat wiv me self in Mirrors. Almost ended up shouting at Oak trees man. Oh well, thats just my way of looking at the plans. It was a close thing, but wow it was kinda funny!!!!! Davex4
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It was kinda "Dont ware Sandals, you can,t aford the scandal." Still who Does need a weather man to know which way the wind blows? Phucking ell man, it WAS raining men man!!!!!!

[spidergawd]

Davex4, you phukkin crack me up, I reckon you'd do a demolition job on the Telegiraph crossie man

[davex4]

Respect Mr Spidergawd, I don't know really. Last time I tried the hokey Cocky, I fell over mahn. Phuck dat I said as I wiped the dust of me pair of no labels (Label Lil called me a silly sod! I gave her a big kiss on the cheeks and said "Your Husband is on ell of a lucky dude label, and she said "I know He's got me ain't e?"

Anyway, about the Telegraph cryptic one. I normally do the litle one in the corner. Fredie boy finished the big one the other day at St Aubins, but that was only because 2 -70 year olds done most of it for im.

See you after 7pm at Italians place on 6 June evening? Is his capa still froffy. Does doctor Brody, still wack is 2 quids in the top draw? I could not believe it mahn. I asked im for 50 purple arts, you know the proper round ones like 10 g an all, and ere mate e only offered me 3 phials of methadrine a day????? Doctor I said, all I need are 50 blues a day? Any way, The deal was 42 Blues a week and is fee was 2 Guinies !!!! Fuck me I thougt immediately he opened the top draw full of quid notes, that a shilling a smooth dube, and as he passed the prescription over and I gave im me £2 quids, I thought yipee, I am legal every time I have 42 on me at a shilling each! At this rate I can retire on the honey moon Island by the time I am 30!!!!!

Turns out I got ere August 1972. Early again Spider me ole china.

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See ya later. Leave it in the lobby, your aving a bubble incha? Cost me 40 quid. Gave the Guezar near me Auntie Bobs George Hotel HAilsham Sussex a cheque an all! (No plastic in those days mate was there???? As for me Uncle Phillip Box (Boz geddit?), I fink e sold that white Sit up Roller. (My dad was scared. I fort it was alright. the best thing about it was the starter. All you did waz press a button. Phuck me I fort aged 4, no phucking keys!!!!!! Turns out e settled for a black Vauxhall, GRD 130. (HMF 880B red new mark one Cortina brought new via White Lodge Garage for £745 back then. I fork phucking great mate, I will stop asking im when are we going to own this ouse dad? (10 bob rent was a lot of money for im, especially if e went out to play wiv auntie Brenda (GGGGGRRRRRRRR).

I just stared at the up side dahn ban the bomb lights at the back for the whole weekend! Fuck it I fort gotta, go to school on Monday? Still at least Mum was letting me stir the gravy whilst staning on a empty wooden crate of Dram buie. So it wasnt a bad day after all!!!!!!